<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376</id><updated>2011-08-27T14:52:06.770-07:00</updated><category term='compost'/><category term='Estate Animals trusts wills planning'/><category term='equine animal law aiken sc'/><category term='render'/><category term='Dead horse'/><category term='Will animal law probate euthinasia put down death pet'/><category term='slander libel internet comments horse animal forum lawsuit sued sue'/><category term='body'/><category term='remains'/><category term='laws disposal'/><category term='Trust animal contents clause pet drafting'/><category term='bury'/><category term='burn'/><category term='intestate animals property will trust estate planning death taxes farmerX'/><category term='remove'/><category term='ATT sucks idiots'/><category term='dog law pet legal research animal welfare'/><category term='Loose horse livestock estary injury accedent liability'/><title type='text'>Animal and Equine Law Practice</title><subtitle type='html'>Daily adventures of an animal and equine law practitioner.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>73</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-3245883861284552345</id><published>2009-06-09T08:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-09T08:32:29.342-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I am on Facebook now. Sort of:&gt;</title><content type='html'>I just haven't found a single picture of me to add as my face! In the mean time, enjoy a de-motivational poster in its place. Stop on by and see if I am friend worthy. But please remember I will be as slow getting around to that as I am at posting my latest blog entry. I have not been posting comments on facebook. I swear I am not cheating on you readers!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which really really is coming ANY DAY! We have actual rain this year. Who knew the grass could grow THAT much! Mow mow mow the fields,all the live long day! Merrily merrily merrily blah blah blah I got dust in my hair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The LSAT was yesterday. I teach LSAT students. They are easier then training horses, but unlike horses, they KNOW they are being tested. But the guys rock and I think they did great!!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-3245883861284552345?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/3245883861284552345/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-am-on-facebook-now-sort-of.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/3245883861284552345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/3245883861284552345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-am-on-facebook-now-sort-of.html' title='I am on Facebook now. Sort of:&gt;'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-8269138929635837560</id><published>2009-05-28T14:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-28T14:21:01.589-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Update on the FL Pig Case. Late but interesting.</title><content type='html'>This was an event that happened a few weeks ago during the start of the Swine Flu scare. Things have calmed down and then the whole area flooded so everyone remembered what they should be worried about. They live in a swamp and in the path of hurricanes and tornadoes when they are not in a drought. However, its such a stunning example of mass hysteria and stupidity I just wanted to post it even if it is old news by now. If you own animals, you never know when the villagers will come up the hill carrying torches and pitchforks:&lt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;NEIGHBORS SHOOTING PIG TAILS PIGS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Posted: 05/12/2009 at 8:17am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Swine flu fears grip neighbors of pig sanctuary&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Bunnell auto parts store owner is offering free masks to anyone living near a Flagler County swine farm, angering the owner of the Pig Tales Sanctuary who said the offer falsely implies her porkers carry the swine flu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I've got a couple people telling me that they heard my pigs have swine flu, so now this thing is going to get people crazy," said Lory Yazurlo, who runs Pig Tales Sanctuary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But things already seem crazy around Pig Tales Sanctuary at 596 County Road 90. Last week, annoyed neighbors shot to death 10 or 12 trespassing pigs. One of those neighbors said Yazurlo -- who is confined to a wheelchair -- threatened to kill his wife and 1 1/2-year-old son and burn his house down. Yazurlo denies making any threats and says someone is "maliciously" cutting the chain on her gate and setting the pigs free.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ed Smith, who placed the free mask ad in The Flagler/Palm Coast News-Tribune, said he is trying to draw attention to problems at the 20-acre sanctuary, which he describes as a smelly eyesore and mosquito breeding ground. The ad offers a free mask "if you live or work within 10 miles of a Flagler County Swine Farm County Road 90 East." Smith said he has 5,000 masks at his Bunnell Auto Supply Store, 119 N. Bay St. He said he will give one to anyone who asks, whether or not they live near Yazurlo's pigs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I think there's a good possibility that at some point they could be a carrier for the swine flu," Smith said in a phone interview Monday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But there haven't been reports of swine flu in any pigs, said Terence McElroy, a spokesman for the state Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services. "There hasn't been any swine flu in any swine herd in America," McElroy said Monday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta doesn't even call the virus swine flu anymore; it's now officially referred to as the H1N1 flu because it's so different from what normally circulates in North American pigs, a CDC web site reports.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The swine at Pig Tales have been quarantined, McElroy said, but that's due to pseudorabies, a contagious viral disease that causes a high mortality rate among infant pigs. Pseudorabies does not pose a threat to humans, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture Web site.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nevertheless, Smith said he has given out a number of the free masks. "I've had quite a few people come in," Smith said Monday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Smith's son-in-law, Andrew King, said hogs get loose every day from Pig Tales. He said the Flagler County Sheriff's Office told him and other neighbors that they can shoot trespassing pigs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"When they get out and tear our property up, we kill them," King said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He said in a police report that he took a shot at one of the pigs with his handgun on Thursday morning but missed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About 15 minutes later, an angry Yazurlo wheeled her way onto his property.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He said he asked Yazurlo to leave, but she didn't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I was on my property and she came down there cussing and threatened to burn my house down and kill my wife and my baby," King said in an interview Monday, repeating what he said in a police report.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He said Yazurlo kept cussing and circling in her wheelchair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"She's acting crazy. I just sat in my truck the whole time till the police got there," Smith said in the interview.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Flagler Sheriff's Office has forwarded an assault complaint against Yazurlo to the State Attorney's Office, which will decide whether to charge her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yazurlo denied threatening King or his wife or son but admits being irate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I told him to go to hell or burn in hell and that was all I said to him," Yazurlo said Monday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yazurlo adds that she felt threatened by King and plans to file her own complaint, because she said King fired his rifle or shotgun in her direction. She said King claimed he was firing at a pig.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"He shot his shotgun in my direction and I never saw a pig," Yazurlo said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;King said that never happened.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I did not fire in her direction," King said. "She was not even there when we ran the hog off my property."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;King asked a deputy to warn Yazurlo not to trespass on his land anymore. Another neighboring property owner, Roy Hawkins, a potato farmer, also had her warned for trespassing. Hawkins issued the warning after spotting wheelchair tracks on his land.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hawkins said about eight or 10 different people were shooting at the pigs, which did not do much damage to his potato crop.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Not too badly, we got there before they could ruin it," Hawkins said.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-8269138929635837560?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/8269138929635837560/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/05/update-on-fl-pig-case-late-but.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/8269138929635837560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/8269138929635837560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/05/update-on-fl-pig-case-late-but.html' title='Update on the FL Pig Case. Late but interesting.'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-878014871111179077</id><published>2009-05-28T11:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-28T11:51:45.580-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Read Swan's post first, then read up. Finding the code.</title><content type='html'>So, I am a lawyer and I am usually pretty good about finding and reading code law. You have been given very good advice by Ms. Swan, but how do you go about finding out the rules and regulations in your area?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I tried it out myself for my County. I googled my County’s website. On the website was a link to the county code of laws. Most Counties have their laws posted on-line now in Muni-code or just on their own website. I started at the obvious chapter—Animals. Nothing there.  So then I looked under Garbage, Trash and Refuse disposal. Nothing. Then Land Management. Nada. Then I googled what to do with dead horse and come up with my own blog. Obviously I cannot fill that blog with every possible county and state and local code.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My next move was to call the local extension office. I waited for 5 minutes to get an open line. Then I waited for 5 more minutes to hear a computer tell me all my options. None of them were what I wanted. Then I was transferred to an operator who transferred me to an agent when I requested “information about large animal disposal” That led to an answering machine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My next move would have been to call my Vet and ask him/her, but that information may have been useful, but not necessarily in compliance with any code. I did not call just to test out the theory because Vets are busy and I am not that clueless to waste their time just to write a blog. Next I checked the state code. Nothing. I know there is nothing in my covenants prohibited except for raising swine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now if this had been a real emergency and my horse had just died the time and effort to try and track down information on where and how I was allowed to dispose of him would have sent me right over the edge. When my real horse died last year I could hardly even walk into my house before I just collapsed from grief and exhaustion after being awake with him for 48 hours of colic. My Vet took care of everything and knew who to call and what to do, so I did not even have to see any of it. If I had been required to search code or wait for computers to suggest gardening tips or wait for a call back from the county extension agent while my horse cooled in the back yard, it would have been unbearable.  An absolute nightmare. I can’t even imagine how horrible that would be for a parent trying to make a child’s dead horse go away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So REALLY REALLY take the good advice posted by Ms. Swan and do your homework now!!! Do not wait until you need to know. Although I doubt black booted government thugs will break down your door for an unlawful burial violation, the last thing you will want after you horse passes on is to spend all day trying to find out what is legal and then getting a citation and having to start all over with a now decomposed animal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a death plan and start it now. When the time comes just getting up off the floor might be all you can manage. And you should have not only your plan, but the money to pay for it on hand. Take it from me, the last thing you need to be doing an hour after Dobbin’s demise is driving to the bank to get money for the disposal. And the choices you make in that hell time of grief may not be the choices you would make if your heart was not being ripped out.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-878014871111179077?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/878014871111179077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/05/read-swans-post-first-then-read-up.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/878014871111179077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/878014871111179077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/05/read-swans-post-first-then-read-up.html' title='Read Swan&apos;s post first, then read up. Finding the code.'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-4163706930705218571</id><published>2009-05-27T21:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-27T21:29:37.429-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dead horse'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='burn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='remove'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='compost'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bury'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='render'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='remains'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='body'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='laws disposal'/><title type='text'>Guest Post by Jessica Swan: AKA JSwan on "What Remains"</title><content type='html'>OK, I did not post as I promised. I am a bad blogger. I can't even make up an excuse because then I would be a bad dis-honorable bad blogger. So The truth is I went out searching for more guest bloggers to talk about things YOU need to know even when I do not have time to tell you. They think about this stuff all the time. They are experts in their fields. It was so nice having Jennifer Williams do a guest blog on her area of expertise I got another guest blogger for this post and a few more lined up. I have a blog from a criminal attorney lined up, a bankruptcy attorney to talk about our dreaded debt, and hopefully a sports and entertainment attorney to talk about the ins and outs of these new fangeled sponsorship deals some of the upper level riders are getting these days. And I am working on a post about the employee/private contractor distinction, liability and the tax consequences. Without further delay, today's blog:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;After We Say Goodbye:  Disposing Of Equine Remains&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Jessica Swan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For all the joy that horses bring to our lives, we pay a price.  We must endure the pain of parting with our equine friends when they become ill, old, or suffer a traumatic injury. Sometimes, the issue of disposal is not addressed before death occurs, or the chosen method may not be available due to circumstances beyond the owner’s control. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A horse owner should know what options are available in his area, evaluate the pros and cons of each, and observe any statutory or regulatory requirements, before faced with a euthanasia decision; which is a difficult and emotional time for everyone involved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Increasingly, disposal of animal remains is regulated or restricted.  Improper or incomplete disposal of remains may pollute groundwater, attract scavengers, rodents, or pose a health hazard to humans, pets, or wildlife.  Authorities or neighbors may take exception to an owner’s choice and take action against the horse owner if the remains cause any of the above to occur.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You do not need to be an attorney or veterinarian to locate information on this subject, most or all the information you need is freely available from reliable sources:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Statutes, ordinances or restrictive covenants&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;         A. Depending upon your location, on-site disposal of animal remains may be regulated, restricted, or prohibited.  For those who live in equestrian subdivisions, covenants may restrict or prohibit disposal of livestock remains.  Check your state code, local ordinances, and any covenants before making your decision.  An additional resource may be your county/town zoning administrator or homeowners association.&lt;br /&gt;   &lt;br /&gt;2. &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Your State Department of Agriculture or Extension Service&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;         A. These agencies offer free information for livestock owners.  The Agriculture Department may restrict burial, composting, or burning of livestock that died of reportable diseases.  It may also oversee cremation facilities or renderers that operate in your state. &lt;br /&gt;         B. The Extension Service and its agents may provide support, guidance, and information to horse owners seeking education in on-site composting of livestock mortalities, assistance in locating a renderer, or may be able to put a horse owner in touch with other owners, farmers, or ranchers who can be a resource.&lt;br /&gt;        &lt;br /&gt;3. &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Veterinarians, equine hospital/veterinary college, animal shelter, equine rescues&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;         A. Veterinary and lay professionals may be a resource for locating a backhoe operator, renderer, or cremation facility, and may have that information for you when they pay their final visit.&lt;br /&gt;         B. Clinics, equine hospitals, or veterinary colleges may offer cremation for a fee; even if the fatality did not occur in their facility.&lt;br /&gt;         C. Your animal shelter or local equine rescue may be able to provide a referral for pickup, burial, or cremation.  Some rescues may offer euthanasia clinics, which defers some of the final costs and resolves the issue of disposal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After the owner identifies the available options, their choice is essentially an emotional and/or a financial one.  There is no single “right” answer.  The key is to ensure the method is permissible; a mistake may cost you dearly and cause great heartache.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This article is not a comprehensive resource; only a starting point for horse owners unfamiliar with disposing of livestock remains, but who wish to educate themselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since restrictions and prohibitions are increasingly common, horse owners should stay informed and provide feedback and input to their horse industry board so their voice is heard within government.  Farmers and ranchers are long accustomed to dealing with farm mortalities; and usually have the equipment, facilities, and knowledge to dispose of them.  Some horse owners, especially those in less rural areas or in subdivisions, may not have the same background.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although improper or incomplete disposal of remains can be a legitimate concern for the public, when armed with good information horse owners are fully capable of disposing of the remains of their cherished equine partners.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jessica Swan is a retired development professional, working primarily within conservation and agriculture.  A lifelong equestrian, she is fortunate to share her life with three wonderful horses on her small farming operation in Virginia.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-4163706930705218571?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/4163706930705218571/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/05/guest-post-by-jessica-swan-aka-jswan-on.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/4163706930705218571'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/4163706930705218571'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/05/guest-post-by-jessica-swan-aka-jswan-on.html' title='Guest Post by Jessica Swan: AKA JSwan on &quot;What Remains&quot;'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-2604827701688692231</id><published>2009-05-18T09:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-18T09:31:06.185-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Equine Law Degree"</title><content type='html'>Hi! Remember me? The blogger on this blog? I have been really really busy, but I will start blogging again soon. I had work to do, real actual work and lots of it! I also got my house painted and my tiny tractor fixed and have been working on mowing my 5 acre yard for what seems like a lifetime. But I will be posting this week!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is a quick answer to a question some of you have been googling and trying to find on my site. I assume those someones are high school kids looking for career information. There is NO DEGREE in “equine law”. You go to undergrad school and get a degree there. Then you take the tests for law school and go to law school. Then if you are lucky you take a few classes in equine and animal law. You graduate with a law degree and then if you want, you practice, among other things that actually pay the bills, some equine law. Equine law is just regular old law, but it is when that law has horses in the facts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is no other degree in “equine law.” If you try and take an online horse course that includes equine law, that information is for your own use. You cannot charge others for legal advice unless you are a lawyer. If you do, you break the law and you will need to find a “criminal lawyer” to defend you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So you have at least 7 years of higher education to complete before you can practice equine law. Then what? Do you just hang out a shingle and start collecting all those legal fees? Ummmmmnope. You do as much equine law as you can, but you do not get a “job” as an equine lawyer unless you get very, very lucky and possibly have a trust fund to actually support yourself. It’s not the exciting high paid career you might be looking for. It’s just being a lawyer, like all other lawyers, but if you are lucky about 50% of your cases might have horses or animals in them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if you have already gone to undergrad school and started law school and now want to know about equine law? If your school teaches equine law you can ask your professor. If it doesn’t, you can ask them to start teaching it. That is what I had to do. I had to ask the Dean and the vice dean of my law school to start teaching animal law so I could take the class. I had to support this request with evidence that almost half of other law schools taught at least 1 course in animal law. I even had to find and hire the professor to teach the course. But after just 6 months of constantly harassing and bugging and planting myself in the reception area of the Deans’ offices my school suddenly decided such a great course was a much better alternative to seeing me EVERY DAY and having me bug them again. I think it helped that the Dean’s daughter rode horses and that the vice dean loved his cats.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I only had to wait an extra year for the actual class. It was scheduled for my 2L year, but the professor had to have emergency back surgery and I ended up in “state and local taxation”, the only class left when my seminar in equine law got canceled. After sitting through a 3 hour tax class taught on Friday afternoons, there was no way I was going to leave law school without getting my animal law course! I had earned it. I DESERVED it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And in my last semester I got to take the class and it was wonderful:&gt; Not only did we have the best professor in the world for equine law, but she also had lots of actual experience as a real live litigator and even gave us the most useful tips on taking the VA Bar exam we had ever heard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, in conclusion, if you are googling “equine law degree” you have a lot to learn. You will have to go to law school. You will become a lawyer and then try and get clients with horses who need a lawyer. Sometimes your years of experience will help you serve your clients better then just some un-equine lawyer, but sometimes you will still just be drafting deeds or working on trusts or having to earn your keep doing family or criminal law. There is no special degree and there is no job waiting for you when you get out that will be exclusively equine law. Maybe 1 person every 15 years gets the one job that may exist, but with those odds you might just want to keep working on that dream of competing your OTTB in the Olympics? In time there will be more work in the field since once one lawyer starts suing people then other lawyers get work defending the other side, but if you are looking  for a career in horses then you have to want a career in law and the horses are a rare bonus that makes the rest of the work worth it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-2604827701688692231?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/2604827701688692231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/05/equine-law-degree.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/2604827701688692231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/2604827701688692231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/05/equine-law-degree.html' title='&quot;Equine Law Degree&quot;'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-2065682059614554340</id><published>2009-04-05T17:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-05T17:52:35.494-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Texas from a Texan Rescue Worker</title><content type='html'>I am having a guest post from Jennifer Williams of Blue Bonnet rescue for this weeks post. Not only is it a  great honor and pleasure to have such a respected and experienced horse rescue expert on my blog, but both my computers are crashing and I have no word processing abilities at all right now. You think my posts are scary now, you should see them if I try to post without going through Word first.I will be lucky if I can get this posted at all and boy is my tech guy gonna be busy tomorrow!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"In general, when law enforcement officers (sheriff’s deputies, policemen, animal control officers or livestock officers) seize horses in Texas, they do so under the Texas Health and Safety Code, Title 10. Health and Safety of Animals, Chapter 821. Treatment and Disposition of Animals.  They must obtain a warrant from the courts to seize the horses, and there must be a hearing within 10 calendar days of the warrant to determine whether or not the horses were “cruelly treated”.  If a judge or justice of the peace finds that the horses were cruelly treated, he can order them euthanized, send them to auction or give them to a non-profit animal welfare group.  If the judge orders the animals euthanized or given to a non-profit, the owner cannot appeal.  After the civil hearing, the county or district attorney’s office may also decide to press criminal charges under the Texas Penal Code. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a rescuer, this set-up has advantages.  In some cases, we work with law enforcement officers to investigate reports of neglect or abuse.  When we find neglected horses, the officers obtain the warrants and we go with them to pick the horses up, document their condition, obtain a veterinary report and veterinary care, and prepare for court.  We provide testimony in court, and I can provide expert testimony as a Ph.D. Animal Scientist and Certified Humane Investigator.  Other times, law enforcement officers investigate the report of neglect or abuse, get the warrant, seize the animals and go to court.  They call us only after the horses have been awarded to us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The benefit of the civil code is that a) the hearing must be held within 10 days of the warrant and b) there are no appeals if the horses are awarded to a non-profit rescue.  This means as a rescue we don’t end up stuck holding horses for court for months.  And once the horses are awarded to us, we can get the males gelded and begin adopting out the horses without fear that the owner will appeal and we’ll be stuck holding the horses for months or even years. It allows us to move the horses on into adoptive homes more quickly so we can free up space to help more horses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I began first working on neglect cases in 2000, the counties rarely pressed criminal charges.  They seemed to feel that the owners suffered enough by losing their horses.  However in the past several years, I’ve seen an increased willingness to press criminal charges, and I’ve seen more people convicted of animal abuse.  That allows us to better track repeat offenders – its hard to tell if someone is a repeat offender if they lose their horses but have no criminal record.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; There are drawbacks to working in rescue in Texas.  Many counties still don’t consider horse neglect to be a serious issue and are unwilling to spend manpower or money investigating neglect reports, seizing horses or presenting cases to the courts.  However, this is slowly changing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While currently the law does not allow for an appeal if horses are awarded to a nonprofit welfare group, House Bill 1046 would allow owners to appeal.  This will make it much harder for animal welfare organizations to assist with seizures as they could be stuck holding horses for months, or even years, as the owners appeal.  Many counties will be unwilling to seize horses and other animals as they will not want to be forced to pay the expenses of animals being held for an extended period of time. Rescues will be forced to turn away neglect cases horses as they will soon fill up and have no more space.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Texas residents, please contact your state representative and ask him to vote against this bill.  Lets not make it any harder for animals to get help in Texas."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-2065682059614554340?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/2065682059614554340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/04/texas-from-texan-rescue-worker.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/2065682059614554340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/2065682059614554340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/04/texas-from-texan-rescue-worker.html' title='Texas from a Texan Rescue Worker'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-8813128346812817468</id><published>2009-03-27T08:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-27T09:25:23.345-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Next Up: Texas and Anmal Welfare Laws</title><content type='html'>I saved Texas for last. I think going through a few states and seeing the code and seeing how the states apply the code gives you a good overview of how states treat animal neglect and abuse cases. Texas should be up this weekend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;REMEMBER: THIS is A BLOG--NOT YOUR LAWYER.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is my rants and ramblings about issues I see in Animal Law. You should no more use this blog as legal advice then you should expect Alan Shore to come to court and save your ass in one hour or less. Just because a lawyer says it does not make it set in stone. It takes 2 lawyers, a judge, a set of facts and a whole lot of words to decide any case. I tend to not post a lot of actual case law because it will make your brain bleed. Its already all out there and most of it online. What you read here--and any time you DO NOT HIRE ME AND PAY and create an attorney client relationship, is just what I think on that day about that subject and what I may argue for my client to kick your clients ass.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE CODE is only half the story in any legal issue. The CASE LAW, as discussed way back in the first few posts, is just as important as the Code. The code is applied to people and facts with lots of discretion and flexibility. That is intentional. Code law and case law must be taken together to form a whole picture for any predictive value on how any particular case gets handled. Because laws are subject to interpretation and sometimes do not get changed for years after the courts have moved on, you can't take the code as being a complete set of instructions any more then you can take a courts ruling with no basis in a code of laws to go unchallenged. I have half a ton of case law books that are made up of appeals because this is not science, its an art form.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once you have code and case law understood, then you begin to see how it applies to the facts in your case. Its is the job of an attorney to make arguments based on the code and the case law that will favor her client. Its the job of the opposing counsel to make opposite arguments in favor of his client. Then a judge and or jury decides who is more convincing. Judges also much spend a lot of time trying to decide which lawyer is making a better argument about what the code says and what judges that came before him did. Most of this happens in papers exchanged before anyone steps into a courtroom. Same code, same case law, but years of arguments to decide the same set of facts. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That is what we are taught in law school--not how to fill out the paper work, but to be able to see the same words and make then say our client is right and the other guy is wrong. In recent years, like the last 2, there has been a move to teach law students other skills too like knowing 1/100th of what a paralegal does about filling out forms, but making the winning argument is what we do. Or at least try to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If law were just a matter of plugging in the Code to a case we would have no need for our legal system. A computer could do that. That is not how the game is played. But in all cases, the first place to look should be the Code. Not the last and only place, but the first. Then let the games begin.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-8813128346812817468?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/8813128346812817468/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/next-up-texas-and-anmal-welfare-laws.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/8813128346812817468'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/8813128346812817468'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/next-up-texas-and-anmal-welfare-laws.html' title='Next Up: Texas and Anmal Welfare Laws'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-2666903418136779904</id><published>2009-03-27T08:55:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-27T10:46:27.398-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Updates on NH &amp; FL cases  "Swine and Pigs"</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;2 new developments in the NH case: Charges and Video of the horses seized&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://unionleader.com/article.aspx?...6-79a67a3c620e&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.wmur.com/video/19023226/index.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.chronicleforums.com/Forum/showthread.php?p=3979148&amp;posted=1#post3979148&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The horses look bad, but not at deaths door. However, this is after 3 weeks of proper care. Had they been left at the farm they may be three weeks skinnier and knock knock knocking on heaven’s door. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you look closely (and I have watched it about 10 times), you will see what appears to be very thin yearlings or rising 2 year olds. But look at their tails. Not baby tails. Those are the tails of late 2 to early 3 year olds. These horses might be forever stunted by the lack of proper nutrition they had with the accused.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the bright side I do know of a few TB race horses that had it even worse. Clint and Josey were like line drawings at 3 and were bought by a kind and experienced trainer. While neither went on to win the KY Derby. Clint, although tiny, did win quite a few races in his day and Josie went off to become a children’s hunter and won many championships. Both were well loved and overcame such a bad start. I hope good outcomes for these little guys and  gals too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Update on the Pig Case I blogged about Last Fall.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is not a hoarder. It’s a good contrast to the NH case. Things got bad for a short time and the owner did everything she could in the best interest of the animals. Never ranted about conspiracies, she worked with the Humane Society, she worked with the authorities, she never made it about HER, HER, HER and HER RIGHTS to HER PROPERTY. It was always about what could do the most for the welfare of the animals. Turned out the best thing for the pigs was HER and all parties agree.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pig sanctuary owner, state agree on terms &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BUNNELL -- Lory Yazurlo, who runs Pig Tales Sanctuary, reached an agreement with the state Thursday resulting in one charge against her related to her swine herd being dropped and outlining how she can have a second charge dropped. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After the hearing, Yazurlo sat in her wheelchair and said she was relieved she will be keeping her approximately 390 pigs. She said her biggest worry had been that the state would want to kill the pigs. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I'm happy it's over with," Yazurlo said. "I don't want to take a chance on them for some reason taking the pigs away, so I'd just rather have it over with." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Assistant State Attorney Scott Westbrook dropped a charge of cruelty to animals. And Yazurlo, 45, pled no contest to a charge of unlawful abandonment or confinement of animals. If she has no legal or pig problems in the next 12 months, that charge will also be dropped. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As part of the agreement to drop the misdemeanor charges she must comply with requirements already in place by the state Department of Agriculture for the pigs' care. No pigs can be taken off her property and no new pigs added; all male pigs must be castrated; she must have fencing to keep wild pigs out and she must provide sufficient feed and fresh water for the pigs. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yazurlo's agreement with prosecutors will be monitored by the Flagler Humane Society, which initiated the complaint against her in November, saying the pigs at her 20-acre sanctuary in rural Flagler County were emaciated and malnourished.The next month the Flagler Humane Society and Yazurlo reached their own agreement, including some of the same requirements she agreed to with the state. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thursday's agreement to drop one charge and eventually drop the second is the best resolution, public defender Judith Davidson said. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"It's a for-sure outcome as opposed to a trial where you can never know what can happen," Davidson said. "But she maintains her innocence." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Westbrook said he dropped the cruelty to animals charge, because it had a connotation that Yazurlo was somehow torturing the pigs and that was not the case. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"One can't help but have some sympathy for the circumstances that she finds herself in," Westbrook said. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Charlene Yazurlo said her daughter didn't do anything wrong. She said her daughter is all about the pigs. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Lory's main concern is the pigs and she's very willing to accept this offer because it benefits the pigs," Yazurlo said. "It's the best thing for the pigs. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yazurlo and her family are asking for volunteers to help them with some work around the Pig Tales Sanctuary, such as putting up an electric fence, and for donations of feed. They said they could also use a volunteer who has a bucket-loader backhoe. To help, call Yazurlo's mother, Charlene, at 386-439-4583 or send an e-mail to jyazurlo@cfl.rr.com.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-2666903418136779904?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/2666903418136779904/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/updates-on-nh-fl-cases-swine-and-pigs.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/2666903418136779904'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/2666903418136779904'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/updates-on-nh-fl-cases-swine-and-pigs.html' title='Updates on NH &amp; FL cases  &quot;Swine and Pigs&quot;'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-5983615528089869211</id><published>2009-03-23T15:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-26T20:14:54.405-07:00</updated><title type='text'>AL Case Continued: Part V. Who you gonna call?</title><content type='html'>In my personal experience, I have met several Animal Control Officers who have no knowledge of proper horse husbandry and defend the very people you are trying to report. I have also met many good ones. The fact there is no training or standards is a big problem. Especially in a state like AL where neglect is a criminal offense yet the people in charge of enforcing those laws seem to be no better themselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing has been done at all and no real proof was offered as a defense. The people with the horses said they had wormed them once a month for 4 months. There should be no skinny horses after 4 months with proper care. The DA should have dug deeper and not taken the word of 1 Vet. Doesn’t the NH system seem better now?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a series of posts on a BB by the person who found the horses. There were at least 2 dead—one dead for quite a long time and 1 recently dead just lying on the ground where the horses were grazing. 1 horse was in good shape. The rest disappeared. The owners never suggested they buried the horses at all. But the Sheriff supplies that as their defense? Who you gonna call if Law Enforcement is not doing their job?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1)Hey Everyone,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have had a very upsetting weekend. Went to help a friend catch a loose pony yesterday and found several dead and starving horses. These animals belong to Kenny Price, Colbert County Animal Control Officer. I immediately called and filed a report with the Sheriff and Officer Joe Shanes was out today. Officer Shanes did speak with the owner. I gave Officer Shanes a copy of the pictures I took yesterday. Officer Shanes is going to present his finding to the District Attorney tomorrow. I would like to ask everyone to send an e-mail to the DA asking them to prosecute the owner. I am VERY Concerned that nothing is going to be done and the remaining horses will die. VERY GRAPHIC Pictures Attached&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2)The horses had NO FOOD when I found them and have received NO Vet Care! The "owner" told me in front of Officer Shanes that half of the horses were given to him. We are all e-mailing and requesting copies of the paperwork showing when &amp; where confiscated, plus Vet Records. This ACO has had warnings in the past for not caring for his animals. Conditions at the animal shelter where he works are deplorable as well. Horses have been seen at the shelter with no food or water for days. This has been an ongoing issue, But I have been the first one to make a fuss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3)I don't know where the horses are now  I saw the guy moving two of them last night. They were on County Rd 301 in Florence, AL. I called the Sheriff's Office and reported that he was moving the horses, but they did nothing. Channel WHNT 19 is the only one who has contacted me back. Am SO disappointed!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4)Here is a copy of the most recent e-mail from the DA. There was a total of 8 horses to start. They moved 5 of them yesterday. There are 2 horses still up there and a pony who goes through the fence to a friends house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From: XXXXXXXXX&lt;br /&gt;To: XXXXXXXXXX&lt;br /&gt;Sent: 3/9/2009 5:44:09 P.M. Central Standard Time&lt;br /&gt;Subj: RE: Starving Horses&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I regret that you are disappointed in me. Please know that this matter is not over. We are continuing to try to ascertain the facts. I have received several emails about this situation. In an effort to be responsive to them, I sent out a quick “status report” earlier today. Apparently, I should have emphasized that this was merely a status report and that we are continuing to look into it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CEC&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5) http://www.waff.com/Global/story.asp?S=9989965&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing else was ever heard of the fate of these horses.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-5983615528089869211?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/5983615528089869211/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/al-case-continued-part-v-who-you-gonna.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/5983615528089869211'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/5983615528089869211'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/al-case-continued-part-v-who-you-gonna.html' title='AL Case Continued: Part V. Who you gonna call?'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-1311296095649527025</id><published>2009-03-23T14:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-23T15:01:37.191-07:00</updated><title type='text'>AL Case Continued: Part IV</title><content type='html'>A Vet writes a letter saying the horses came to the Animal Control Officer in the state they were. He condemns people for reporting it. He condemns the press for reporting on it. But he never actually says how long the horses had been there or why some were dying. And it does not take 6 months to get a horse form a BCS of 1 to at least 3 or 4. Just because you are a Vet does not mean you know what you are talking about. I know lots of lawyers who do not know what they are talking about. I am sure there are people out there saying the same thing about me. This Vet did not know &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;what year it is&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Letter from DVM about horses&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;March 10, 2008&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To Whom it May Concern:&lt;br /&gt;This letter is written in response to a situation related to us by Kenny Price and a subsequent farm visit made to a group of horses under his care.  Mr. Price has been involved with the rescue and rehabilitation of neglected and undernourished horses for several years.  He has other horses under his care that were found to exhibit good body condition.  The group in question involves 5-6 horses that are kept together at a rehab pasture at the end of Lauderdale County Road 302 in Alabama.  We had been contacted at the behest of Mr. Price due to a complaint of abuse charges against him and the resultant media hype generated by such.&lt;br /&gt;There appeared to be more than 25 acres of land including some wooded land with at least two sources of water.  After a couple of days of near 80 degree weather in March, the grasses were greening and all horses were grazing as we arrived.  A half eaten roll of sorella mix hay was present and an earlier roll eaten down could be observed.  The white horse in the group was in the best condition and has been there since summer.  The majority had body condition score of two and appeared to be responding happily though still in a serious state.  The critical individual was a sorrel with a BCS of 1 and who is one of the newest additions this winter.  This individual is frail but actively grazing.  Anemia, which is common in rehab horses, is exhibited via oral mucus membranes.  Vitamin B-12 or complexes injections every two weeks were recommended on all individuals for this reason.  This individual has received some special care and may require more as her condition evolves.&lt;br /&gt;We discussed the need to de-worm monthly which Mr. Price was already doing.  The need to rotate families of de-worming agents was also encouraged.  W are both agreed that a sick horse needs fiber from hay and grazing, not abundant grain.  (The re-feed phenomenon observed at the end of World War II where several concentration camp survivors were subsequently killed by the generosity of their liberators who gave them too much food too quickly, is very real.)  Horses that are rescued are often foundered or caused to colic by their well intentioned new handlers.  Mr. Price has avoided these pitfalls in almost twenty years of dealing with such situations.  We briefly talked about concurrent illnesses that afflict debilitated horses.  This group is battling a common skin infection know as "Rain Rot".  Though there are many possible treatments available, we tried to recommend a high yield, easily performed option for this group.  As we near the end of winter, many animals need the best quality of feed at this time.  Therefore, the supplementation of range cubes from Alfalfa based forage or the introduction of a Bermuda hay source would be advisable.  When grain is introduced it should be in small amounts and at frequent intervals.&lt;br /&gt;We briefly alluded to the need to verify by picture future animals that enter the program and initiate the charting of their progress to avoid any confusion by the uninformed.  We also recommended that some sort of simple sign be mounted at the gate to designate this pasture as a rescue, rehabilitation effort.&lt;br /&gt;O feel a need to offer a personal opinion on this situation.  All would agree that these are thin horses.  However, there is a dramatic difference between one who has allowed a healthy horse to become thin through neglect, and one who is trying to recover a thin horse back to health.  This nutritional recovery process in Equines usually is a six month minimum project, if no set backs are encountered.  The above situation is neither pristine nor perfect, but it is adequate.&lt;br /&gt;Where do most people believe such nutritional rehab occurs?  There is no dream barn and yard in Lexington, Kentucky that magically takes in and cares for horses rescued from dire circumstances.&lt;br /&gt;Many folks desire that such rehab be available to needy horses, but they have no clue what is demanded either in terms of time, money, nor effort to obtain such.  The overzealous media person with a microphone and a camera and a spin will do nothing but discourage those who are already involved.  The unknowledgeable well intentioned citizen who reports such honest efforts like the above as abuse is not capable of such care.  However, such accusations may well scare those who are capable away from their labor of love because of the potential for bad press and its repercussions.  It is incumbent upon the powers-that-be to recognize these issues and distinguish wisely in the discharge on their duties.  If folks like Mr. Price do not perform rehab on a grass roots effort it will not be done with any success.&lt;br /&gt;These in brief are my findings and assessments.  If any further explanation is required please contact me.&lt;br /&gt;Yours truly,&lt;br /&gt;T. C. Hammond, DVM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Next we have the AL code. Nothing in the Ag code applies but the rights to take and seize animals. But not when and why.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TITLE 3. ANIMALS&lt;br /&gt;CHAPTER 1. GENERAL PROVISIONS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3-1-8. Destruction of certain abandoned animals by members, etc., of societies for prevention of cruelty to animals &lt;br /&gt;Any agent, officer or member of a duly incorporated society for the prevention of cruelty to animals may lawfully destroy or cause to be destroyed any animal found abandoned and not properly cared for which may appear, in the judgment of two reputable citizens called by him to view the same in his presence, to be superannuated, infirm, glandered, injured or diseased past recovery for any useful purpose. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3-1-10. Wanton, malicious, etc., destruction, injury, etc., of animal or article or commodity of value of another -- Prohibited &lt;br /&gt;Any person, who unlawfully, wantonly or maliciously kills, disables, disfigures, destroys or injures any animal or article or commodity of value which is the property of another must, on conviction, be fined not less than twice the value of the injury or damage to the owner of the property nor more than $1,000.00 and may also be imprisoned in the county jail, or sentenced to hard labor for the county for not more than six months, and so much of the fine as may be necessary to repair the injury or loss shall go to the party injured. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3-1-11. Wanton, malicious, etc., destruction, injury, etc., of animal or article or commodity of value of another -- Proof of trespassing by animal in mitigation or justification of offense; tender of compensation &lt;br /&gt;Upon the trial, the defendant may prove in mitigation or justification, as the jury may determine, that, at the time of the killing, disabling, disfiguring, destruction or injury, the animal killed, disabled, disfigured, destroyed or injured was trespassing and had within six months previously thereto trespassed upon a growing crop, inclosed by a lawful fence or while such animal was running at large in violation of law. No conviction must be had, if it is shown that, before the commencement of the prosecution, compensation for the injury was made or tendered to the owner. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3-1-11.1. Killing or disabling livestock; penalty &lt;br /&gt;(a) Any person, who unlawfully, wantonly or maliciously, kills, disables, disfigures, destroys, or injures the livestock of another while said livestock is on the premises of the owner of said livestock or on the premises of a person having charge thereof shall be guilty of a Class "C" felony. &lt;br /&gt;(b) In addition to being guilty of a Class "C" felony, any person who unlawfully, wantonly or maliciously, kills, disables, disfigures, destroys, or injures the livestock of another while such livestock is on the premises of the owner of the livestock, or on the premises of a person having charge thereof, shall be liable for damages sustained by the killing, disabling, disfiguring, or destroying of said livestock in an amount equal to double the value thereof. &lt;br /&gt;(c) For purposes of this section, livestock is defined as horses, cows, swine, goats, sheep, mules, and asses. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3-1-13. Right of officers, etc., of humane societies to take charge of and care for neglected or abused animals; written notice to owner from whom animal taken; lien for expenses for care and keeping of animal &lt;br /&gt;Any duly authorized officer or employee of a recognized humane society shall have the right to take charge of any animal which is sick or disabled due to neglect or is being cruelly treated or abused and to provide care for such animal until it is deemed to be in suitable condition to be returned to its owner or to the person from whose custody such animal was taken. The officer so taking such animal shall at the time of taking the animal give written notice to the owner or person from whose custody it was taken. The necessary expenses incurred for the care and keeping of the animal after such notice by the humane society shall be a lien thereon and, if the animal is not reclaimed within 10 days from the giving of such notice, the humane society may sell the animal to satisfy such lien. If the humane society determines that the animal cannot be sold, it may cause the animal to be otherwise disposed of. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3-1-16. Employment by county commissions of persons to enforce laws for prevention of cruelty to animals; compensation, oath and powers of same &lt;br /&gt;The county commissions of the respective counties of this state may employ a suitable person or persons who shall be charged specially with the duty of enforcing all laws for the prevention of cruelty to animals, and to fix the compensation of such officer or officers, which shall be paid in the same manner as other salaries of county employees are paid, and such officer or officers, upon taking the oath as required to be taken by deputy sheriffs, shall be vested with all powers now vested by law in deputy sheriffs. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3-1-23. Burning, cauterizing, etc., of teeth of horse, mule, etc., for purpose of fraudulently making horse, etc., appear younger -- Prohibited &lt;br /&gt;Any person burning, cauterizing or mechanically changing the natural appearance or condition of the teeth of any horse, mule or other soliped in order to fraudulently make such animal appear younger than the animal really is shall be guilty of a misdemeanor. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3-1-24. Burning, cauterizing, etc., of teeth of horse, mule, etc., for purpose of fraudulently making horse, etc., appear younger -- Evidence as to burning, etc., of teeth to be substantiated by veterinarian &lt;br /&gt;The evidence required for the conviction of any person for violating any provision of section 3-1-23 must be substantiated as to the burning, cauterizing or changing of the natural appearance or condition of the teeth of such horse, mule or other soliped by a graduate licensed veterinarian and, when necessary, the state veterinarian or a graduate veterinarian selected by the state veterinarian shall determine and testify to the changes that have been made in the teeth of such animal or animals. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3-1-25. Burning, cauterizing, etc., of teeth of horse, mule, etc., for purpose of fraudulently making horse, etc., appear younger -- Effect of possession of such horse, etc &lt;br /&gt;The possession of any horse, mule or other soliped which has had its teeth burned, cauterized or mechanically changed in order to make such animal appear younger than it really is shall be prima facie evidence of intent to violate the provisions of section 3-1-23. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3-1-26. Burning, cauterizing, etc., of teeth of horse, mule, etc., for purpose of fraudulently making horse, etc., appear younger -- Transportation, etc., of such horse into state &lt;br /&gt;Any person transporting or moving into Alabama, for any purpose whatsoever, any horse, mule or other soliped which has had its teeth burned, cauterized or changed in any manner to make such animal appear younger than it really is shall be guilty of a misdemeanor. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;Lastly we have the actual cruelty statues. Please notice they are found in the CRIMINAL CODE. Not under animals and not under Ag and not under Morals. Its a CRIMINAL CODE and thus requires knowingly or recklessly committing the crime of neglect. This differs from any of the other states we have looked at.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt; And they did not give much guidance to know when you are neglecting an animal and when you are not. It a very bad law and the criminal standard is huge to overcome. &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;What? They need feed every day? I didn't know that.&lt;/span&gt; Not guilty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TITLE 13A. CRIMINAL CODE &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHAPTER 11. OFFENSES AGAINST PUBLIC ORDER AND SAFETY &lt;br /&gt;ARTICLE 1. OFFENSES AGAINST PUBLIC ORDER AND DECENCY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;13A-11-14. Cruelty to animals &lt;br /&gt;(a) A person commits the crime of cruelty to animals if, except as otherwise authorized by law, he intentionally or recklessly: &lt;br /&gt;(1) Subjects any animal to cruel mistreatment; or &lt;br /&gt;(2) Subjects any animal in his custody to cruel neglect; or &lt;br /&gt;(3) Kills or injures without good cause any animal belonging to another. &lt;br /&gt;(b) Cruelty to animals is a Class B misdemeanor. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alabama needs to clean this mess up, get things defined, and find out what happened at the farm in question. But AL has not said one word about this case since the day after it hit the news. Nobody has.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-1311296095649527025?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/1311296095649527025/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/al-case-continued-part-iv.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/1311296095649527025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/1311296095649527025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/al-case-continued-part-iv.html' title='AL Case Continued: Part IV'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-8730473525199722575</id><published>2009-03-23T13:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-23T13:29:22.859-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Stealing Fugly for Case #2. AL and AC out of Control.</title><content type='html'>Next case is out of Alabama. Its the first time I have ever tried to add pictures and also the first time I have just cut and pasted someone else's blog entry. Its from Fugly Horse of the Day and its a great place for me to start this case. I did not write this text. I did edit it for naughty words and calls for action. You can read the original entry on its own blogsite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like most cases its gone and forgotten from the general press in a few weeks. I will do another post to see how things turned out and to see what the actual Alabama law has to say about this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/ScfukvtscjI/AAAAAAAAAB4/6-PzxTB5nPg/s1600-h/PriceHorses+005.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/ScfukvtscjI/AAAAAAAAAB4/6-PzxTB5nPg/s320/PriceHorses+005.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316480200184984114" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/ScfuZEzMcEI/AAAAAAAAABw/PG_qbqGPZrM/s1600-h/PriceHorses010.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/ScfuZEzMcEI/AAAAAAAAABw/PG_qbqGPZrM/s320/PriceHorses010.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316479999686766658" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wednesday, March 11, 2009&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; A few days ago, in the middle of an escaped pony drama, some ladies came upon the horses you see here. And more. I'm not posting the picture of the dead ones. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, at this point everybody knows what to do when you see horses like this, right? Take pictures - which the ladies did - and call animal control!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Er, um, slight problem with the second part: The owner of the horses is an animal control officer. Actually, he's the A.C. Supervisor. Joy. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, you heard me. Fortunately, these were smart ladies and they did the smart thing, which was run screaming to the Sheriff and the D.A. The D.A. promptly turned it over to the State Vet to investigate and that is where we are at today. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, to answer your first question, no, I don't think these horses were newly rescued, although that's certainly what these asshats, Kenny and Aleshia Price (he's the A.C. officer) have to say. Witness the usual round of "but we're a RESCUE" excuses: http://www.waff.com/Global/story.asp?S=9974888&amp;nav=menu62_4 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; Aleshia even has an excuse for the two half-eaten dead horses on the place. She says they shot them (I assume they have some argument for why this was needed) and left them there to distract those wily coyotes from their live horses. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We felt the carcasses could not be seen by any house or anywhere," Aleshia Price said. "There are a lot of coyotes. We felt humane to let them feed on something than attacking our horses." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OK, how often does a coyote attack a horse? We had tons of them when I boarded in Topanga. They are skittish creatures and never came near a horse. The funny part is, even Aleshia's husband knows this much - I found an article where he talks about them killing cats and small dogs. Yes, that is exactly what they kill. It is not necessary to leave them a buffet of rotting horse to keep them away from your live ones! You just didn't want to pay for disposal. I wonder if we will, indeed, find a bullet in those carcasses - or if they starved to death?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kenny likes the media, normally! He is usually all too happy to give interviews about how they just want to educate people and help! Um, Kenny, charity begins at home - I think your horses would have liked some of that help. Particularly the dead ones. It's one thing when you see people in desperate straits with skinny horses - and you know that I think you should give them away before it gets that far. But this guy is (a) EMPLOYED and (b) EMPLOYED TO PROTECT ANIMALS! What exactly is the problem here, and did you think your property was invisible and no one was ever going to see this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope the D.A. throws the book at him AND his b.s.-spewing wifey. Surely, even in Florence, Alabama, you can hire a better A.C. officer. I recommend one of the folks who turned him in!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-8730473525199722575?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/8730473525199722575/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/stealing-fugly-for-case-2.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/8730473525199722575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/8730473525199722575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/stealing-fugly-for-case-2.html' title='Stealing Fugly for Case #2. AL and AC out of Control.'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/ScfukvtscjI/AAAAAAAAAB4/6-PzxTB5nPg/s72-c/PriceHorses+005.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-1504579249340209758</id><published>2009-03-18T11:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-18T11:48:28.564-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This Weeks Featured Case Continues:NH part III</title><content type='html'>The owners have posted their side of the story for all to see. Its a confession. Its a series of excuses and a demonstrated lack of knowledge. But even though they claim to have paid a lawyer $20K as a retainer, they post this anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VadrDCV0YE8&lt;br /&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb68e3UqS9c&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pretty much all the classic signs of a hoarder. They just do not get it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its not our fault, they say. Stuff is expensive. We didn't know the law. We planned on doing it right some day. They don't need to eat every day--just when we can afford it. All the horses are healthy except the old ones, the broodmares who had babies a few years ago, the stallion and the hard keepers. Oh, and most of the ones in the video who are still on the thin side. Its not our fault because nobody can keep weight on those horses in the winter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FAIL.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I had any doubts, this new video has removed them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the attorney? DOUBLE YOUR RATES!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its not the worst case I have seen and its not the worst I will show you, but there is clearly a problem there and they do not see it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-1504579249340209758?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/1504579249340209758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/this-weeks-featured-case-continuesnh.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/1504579249340209758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/1504579249340209758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/this-weeks-featured-case-continuesnh.html' title='This Weeks Featured Case Continues:NH part III'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-2587675051700250720</id><published>2009-03-15T09:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-15T09:39:23.638-07:00</updated><title type='text'>NH Case Updates.</title><content type='html'>I can see you. I have a stat counter and can see who visits by location and search terms. I cannot (and would not want to) see who any individual is, but I can see a bunch of people doing google searches about animal cruelty and neglect just since I posted this morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So HERE IS THE ANSWER. Since I am also reading the super secret forum NHunderground. I am only on page 15, but its has been posted several times that #1 is a warning. We know they got the warning because that whole event was posted on You-tube back in Nov and someone even got arrested at the time. #2 is a seizure and a chance to correct the conditions and get your animals back. That is where things stand now. Build some shelters, get more fenced in areas so they have more room, buy a book about basic horse care so you know about things like feed and Coggins tests and and stallion management and body condition scores and when to find new homes for your horses before you go begging to a rescue to take in your animals. Then you get your horses back. #3 is permanent seizure. We are not on #3 yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stop posting about how unfair it all is and go get the work done to get the place up to code and up to basic standards. Evey comment you make just shows your lack of knowledge and brings up more bad information from the past. But your state is very nice. They give you another chance. You CAN get the horses back by showing you understand how to care for them and bringing your place up to the code.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If it were me I might not give them back based on comments made after the seizure that show a serious lack of concern about the welfare of the animals and a serious lack of knowledge about how to care for horses. But is not me. Its a NH SPCA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you show up next week with tons of shelter and plans on how to educate yourself and lots of feed and adequate space for your animals then I will feel sorry for you. Then I will say that's not fair. If you cannot afford to have a decent place or your horses, buy bikes. Nobody will care what you do with them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But for right now its fair. If you want to play poor me or poor me victim then I suggest you do not post everything that happens on the internet. Because I can see you. And so can the rest of the world.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-2587675051700250720?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/2587675051700250720/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/nh-case-updates.html#comment-form' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/2587675051700250720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/2587675051700250720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/nh-case-updates.html' title='NH Case Updates.'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-2655088481788542278</id><published>2009-03-15T05:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-15T05:44:18.487-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lets Look at Some Cases! Case #1, NH.</title><content type='html'>Whew! What a crazy couple of weeks. I have been working my posterior off and apologize for taking do so long to get back to posting. I know all 3 of you readers must have been hand wringing, whinging and agonizing about when I would come back and post! That would be. . . now!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not only has it been a busy couple of weeks at work, but its been a busy couple of weeks for the topic at hand—animal welfare and abuse. There were so many cases from all ends of the spectrum and all over the country that I just wanted to see how some of them turned out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think most of us are very much pro-animal welfare legislation. The few that aren’t probably do not read my blog. I am. I am very very much in favor of some kind of regulation and legislation that protects animals and does not leave everything in the hands of uncaring, uneducated, unable or just downright nasty owners.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What I do not know is how to fairly and effectively enforce such legislation. Well, that is not true. I do know: Lots of money, proper training, active oversight and continuing education. Put me in charge. Guidelines and standards to be applied would do a lot of good too. But that is simply not the reality and it is too much to ask for. It’s a very young idea to actually enforce the laws designed to protect animals, so many of the kinks have not been worked out. Oh, hell, that’s not true either. I do court appointed cases for child neglect and abuse and its just as kinky as animal law, but its been around for a lot longer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am going to do an around the nation peek at some recent cases with comments. This is not designed to stir up controversy or enrage or engage the masses to revolt, its just to show how the same goals and types of laws get applied in completely random and unexplainable ways as we struggle to learn how to operate the machine of animal welfare laws. But the owners often have the same, predictable reaction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First case is the most recent on my personal radar—the seizure of some horses in New Hampshire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CANDIA – Twelve horses were seized from a property in town on Monday over concerns about shelter and welfare, according to police.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Charges are yet to be filed and the investigation is ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brian Travis of 456 Critchett Road said the Arabian horses, owned by his wife, Heidi Fredrick, were seized from his horse farm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He said the horses are perfectly healthy and alleged they were taken because of a dispute with Steve Sprowl of the NHSPCA.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two veterinarians from the New Hampshire Society for the Protection of Animals were on scene, but NHSPCA director Lisa Dennison referred any questions to the Candia police department.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Police chief Mike McGillen said he could not comment further as the investigation is ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's their own video:  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGjrE36PGzg&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So here is what happened. The horse owners moved from Colorado to New Hampshire. There seems to be some information that they had neglected or abandoned or did something to the horses in Colorado too. Or other horses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NH has laws about the care of animals. The owners violated some of those laws. They were required to have a very specific amount of shelter for each horse from Fall until Spring. Unlike the SC statute I posted, “shelter” was defined down to the square footage per horse. They were required to have current Coggin’s papers on all horses and should have had health certificates before moving the horses into NH from CO. In addition, they were required to provide adequate feed and water.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In November of last year the SPCA came by to do an inspection and advised the horse owners of the shelter regulations. The owners responded by building some shelters, but nowhere near the amount required by law. Then an ice storm hit and the shelters they built became useless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next, for some reason, they contacted a local rescue to come and take a large portion of the horses. The rescue could only take 3 horses. So 3 went to the rescue and the rest remained. Last week the SPCA showed up to seize some of the horses. They cited the lack of shelter and some of the horses being in poor condition as their reason in addition to lack of proper paper work like Coggins.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They did not take all the horses. All the horses they took were not in poor condition. They did take all the horses in poor condition, but did not take all the horses without shelter. So about half the horses remained but still did not have adequate shelter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The owners of the horses are of a political persuasion that holds private property is private and they can do whatever they wish with their private property. Like Kindergarten children, they have thrown fits about the horses being seized not due to any concern over the horses, but because they were MINE MINE MINE and you can’t have them! Not even the ubiquitous “but I love them and they are my babies and you took them!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The owners are backed up by their political compatriots who make reasoned arguments that any owner of property will make sure that property is kept in its best and most valuable form and therefore its is illogical to need any government intervention to make sure animals are cared for. This does make a tidy thesis, but it does not account for some animal owners being lazy, stupid, cruel or too poor to do what is best for their animals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the story unfolds it appears, IMHO, that perhaps it is possible the horse owners in this case were some of the above. They knew the law on shelters and had known it since at least Nov. They chose to ignore it. They did have the community support that is now rallying around them to build shelters before winter came and the horses were seized. They chose not to do that. They at some point did not feel they had the financial ability to support all the horses and looked to a rescue to . . well. . .rescue the horses. They did not try and sell these valuable animals. Instead, they sought to give them away to a place for horses that needed to be saved. They have an excuse for why 1 horses was skinny—he is a stallion and fretted over the mares—but they do not explain why they did not move him away from the mares or just feed him more. No excuse for the other 5 skinny horses has been offered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next they say they were unaware of the need for a current Coggin’s test on the horses or the health certificates. However unlikely that is, given their claim of being experts in horse care and that they had valuable show and race horses, ignorance of the law is no defense. They say the government has no right take their horses over some “paperwork”. That is an excellent topic for a philosophy class, but try telling it to the IRS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So they ignored the laws, some knowingly and willingly, gave substandard care to some of the animals and got caught. At no time have they shown any concern over the horses’ welfare or made any reasonable explanations as to why they had failed to provide shelter or feed. All they do is deny that horses need either shelter or feed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What makes this case interesting is not that the horses were in horrible shape. They weren’t. They were helped before things got that bad. Its is interesting because if you look for more information and read the BBs and comments and statements made by the owners and their supporters, you get an instant education in the concept that animals are personal property and what you do with them ain’t nobodies business but your own. In their own words and in the extreme. Frankly, I can’t replicate it here and you should go read it yourself. Google the owner’s names and the comments will appear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other interesting aspect is that although the SPCA knew since Nov. the horses had inadequate shelter, they left them all though the winter, an ice storm and 3.5 more months before they went to get them. And when they did get them, they did not get them all. I really do not have enough information to know why 12 horses were chosen and not all if only 6 were in poor shape, but it could just be they had nowhere to put them or had hopes that the owners would self correct if given enough time. Remember, the owners themselves recently sought to get rid of the horses because they could not care for them—weeks before the seizure. Perhaps it was felt that they had enough shelter and could care for half the horses, but not all of them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But its an interesting case and a prime example of the argument that the Government has not right to regulate how you care for your animals. They do not regulate how you care for your car or your boat or your TV unless you infringe upon the rights of others, so why should it be different for animals? The answer is because animals have rights to certain protections as long as those protections are in the code of laws. If you do not like those laws, do not move to that state. If you are already there when the laws are passed, work through the political process to get them changed, but if you just chose to ignore them then do not be surprised when you lose your property.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My personal belief is that I should have a right to all shellfish offered for sale at any time I am hungry because I really like shellfish. I can make up all kinds of arguments about how its my natural right to have that seafood, but if I take it without paying, should it come as a shock to me that I get punished? If I do not understand why I am punished and in fact refuse to understand the whole concept of laws and obeying laws and that laws apply to me no matter what my personal beliefs are, then I should probably get locked up somewhere safe and padded. Somewhere with shrimp.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-2655088481788542278?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/2655088481788542278/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/lets-look-at-some-cases-case-1-nh.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/2655088481788542278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/2655088481788542278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/03/lets-look-at-some-cases-case-1-nh.html' title='Lets Look at Some Cases! Case #1, NH.'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-5323898838255328215</id><published>2009-02-28T20:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-28T20:11:08.983-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Part IV: The Old Codes. See?</title><content type='html'>This is a code for another state. Notice that animals are lumped together with the moral codes. Just read through the chapter titles. Sex, drugs, tobacco, gambling, abusing animals. . . .all bad for the humans souls. Not a separate chapter just for animals in another section of the state code. Its not to protect animals, it to protect human decency. Hmmmmmmm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter 167 — Offenses Against&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Public Health, Decency and Animals&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2007 EDITION&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PUBLIC HEALTH AND DECENCY OFFENSES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PROSTITUTION AND RELATED OFFENSES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.002     Definitions for ORS 167.002 to 167.027&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.007     Prostitution&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.012     Promoting prostitution&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.017     Compelling prostitution&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.027     Evidence required to show place of prostitution&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OBSCENITY AND RELATED OFFENSES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.051     Definitions for ORS 167.054 and 167.057&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.054     Furnishing sexually explicit material to a child&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.057     Luring a minor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.060     Definitions for ORS 167.060 to 167.095&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.062     Sadomasochistic abuse or sexual conduct in live show&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.075     Exhibiting an obscene performance to a minor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.080     Displaying obscene materials to minors&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.085     Defenses in prosecutions under ORS 167.075 and 167.080&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.090     Publicly displaying nudity or sex for advertising purposes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.095     Defenses in prosecutions under ORS 167.090&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.100     Application of ORS 167.060 to 167.100&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GAMBLING OFFENSES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.108     Definitions for ORS 167.109 and 167.112&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.109     Internet gambling&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.112     Liability of certain entities engaged in certain financial transactions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.114     Application of ORS 167.109 and 167.112 to Oregon Racing Commission&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.116     Rulemaking&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.117     Definitions for ORS 167.108 to 167.164 and 464.270 to 464.530&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.118     Bingo, lotto or raffle games or Monte Carlo events conducted by charitable, fraternal or religious organizations; rules&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.121     Local regulation of social games&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.122     Unlawful gambling in the second degree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.127     Unlawful gambling in the first degree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.132     Possession of gambling records in the second degree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.137     Possession of gambling records in the first degree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.142     Defense to possession of gambling records&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.147     Possession of a gambling device; defense&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.153     Proving occurrence of sporting event in prosecutions of gambling offenses&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.158     Lottery prizes forfeited to county; exception; action by county to recover&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.162     Gambling device as public nuisance; defense; seizure and destruction&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.164     Possession of gray machine; penalty; defense&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.166     Removal of unauthorized video lottery game terminal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.167     Cheating&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OFFENSES INVOLVING CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.203     Definitions for ORS 167.212 to 167.252&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.212     Tampering with drug records&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.222     Frequenting a place where controlled substances are used&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.238     Prima facie evidence permitted in prosecutions of drug offenses&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.243     Exemption contained in drug laws as defense to drug offenses&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.248     Search and seizure of conveyance in which drugs unlawfully transported or possessed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.252     Acquittal or conviction under federal law as precluding state prosecution&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.262     Adult using minor in commission of controlled substance offense&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OFFENSES AGAINST ANIMALS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.310     Definitions for ORS 167.310 to 167.351&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.312     Research and animal interference&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.315     Animal abuse in the second degree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.320     Animal abuse in the first degree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.322     Aggravated animal abuse in the first degree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.325     Animal neglect in the second degree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.330     Animal neglect in the first degree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.332     Prohibition against possession of domestic animal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.333     Sexual assault of animal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.334     Evaluation of person convicted of violating ORS 167.333&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.335     Exemption from ORS 167.315 to 167.333&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.337     Interfering with law enforcement animal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.339     Assaulting law enforcement animal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.340     Animal abandonment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.345     Authority to enter premises; search warrant; notice of impoundment of animal; damage resulting from entry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.347     Forfeiture of animal to animal care agency prior to disposition of criminal charge&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.348     Placement of forfeited animal; preference&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.350     Forfeiture of rights in mistreated animal; costs; disposition of animal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.351     Trading in nonambulatory livestock&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.352     Interfering with assistance, search and rescue or therapy animal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.355     Involvement in animal fighting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.360     Definitions for ORS 167.360 to 167.375&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.365     Dogfighting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.370     Participation in dogfighting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.372     Possessing dogfighting paraphernalia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.375     Seizure of fighting dogs; procedure&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.385     Unauthorized use of livestock animal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.387     Definitions for ORS 167.387 and 167.388&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.388     Interference with livestock production&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.390     Commerce in fur of domestic cats and dogs prohibited; exception&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OFFENSES INVOLVING TOBACCO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.400     Tobacco possession by minors prohibited&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.401     Tobacco purchase by minors prohibited; exceptions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.402     Locating tobacco vending machines where minors have access prohibited&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.404     Limitation on right of city or county to regulate tobacco vending machines&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.407     Locating tobacco products where customers can access without store employee prohibited&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OFFENSES INVOLVING FIGHTING BIRDS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.426     Definitions for ORS 167.426 to 167.439&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.428     Cockfighting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.431     Participation in cockfighting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.433     Seizure of fighting birds; procedure&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.435     Forfeiture of rights in fighting birds or property&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.437     Constructive possession of fighting birds; procedure&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.439     Forcible recovery of fighting bird&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OFFENSES INVOLVING UNUSED PROPERTY MARKETS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.500     Definitions for ORS 167.502, 167.506 and 167.508&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.502     Sale of certain items at unused property market prohibited; exceptions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.506     Recordkeeping requirements&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.508     Exemptions from ORS 167.502 and 167.506&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MISCELLANEOUS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.808     Unlawful possession of inhalants&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.810     Creating a hazard&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.820     Concealing the birth of an infant&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.822     Improper repair of vehicle inflatable restraint system&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.824     Unlawful possession of undeployed air bags or air bag canisters&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.830     Employment of minors in place of public entertainment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;167.840     Application of ORS 167.830 limited&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PROSTITUTION AND RELATED OFFENSES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.002 Definitions for ORS 167.002 to 167.027. As used in ORS 167.002 to 167.027, unless the context requires otherwise:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) “Place of prostitution” means any place where prostitution is practiced.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) “Prostitute” means a male or female person who engages in sexual conduct or sexual contact for a fee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) “Prostitution enterprise” means an arrangement whereby two or more prostitutes are organized to conduct prostitution activities.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) “Sexual conduct” means sexual intercourse or deviate sexual intercourse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) “Sexual contact” means any touching of the sexual organs or other intimate parts of a person not married to the actor for the purpose of arousing or gratifying the sexual desire of either party. [1971 c.743 §249; 1973 c.699 §5]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.005 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.007 Prostitution. (1) A person commits the crime of prostitution if:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) The person engages in or offers or agrees to engage in sexual conduct or sexual contact in return for a fee; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) The person pays or offers or agrees to pay a fee to engage in sexual conduct or sexual contact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Prostitution is a Class A misdemeanor. [1971 c.743 §250; 1973 c.52 §1; 1973 c.699 §6]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.010 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.012 Promoting prostitution. (1) A person commits the crime of promoting prostitution if, with intent to promote prostitution, the person knowingly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Owns, controls, manages, supervises or otherwise maintains a place of prostitution or a prostitution enterprise; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Induces or causes a person to engage in prostitution or to remain in a place of prostitution; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Receives or agrees to receive money or other property, other than as a prostitute being compensated for personally rendered prostitution services, pursuant to an agreement or understanding that the money or other property is derived from a prostitution activity; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) Engages in any conduct that institutes, aids or facilitates an act or enterprise of prostitution.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Promoting prostitution is a Class C felony. [1971 c.743 §251]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.015 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.017 Compelling prostitution. (1) A person commits the crime of compelling prostitution if the person knowingly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Uses force or intimidation to compel another to engage in prostitution; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Induces or causes a person under 18 years of age to engage in prostitution; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Induces or causes the spouse, child or stepchild of the person to engage in prostitution.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Compelling prostitution is a Class B felony. [1971 c.743 §252]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.020 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.022 [1971 c.743 §253; repealed by 1979 c.248 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.025 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.027 Evidence required to show place of prostitution. (1) On the issue of whether a place is a place of prostitution as defined in ORS 167.002, its general repute and repute of persons who reside in or frequent the place shall be competent evidence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Notwithstanding ORS 136.655, in any prosecution under ORS 167.012 and 167.017, spouses are competent and compellable witnesses for or against either party. [1971 c.743 §254]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.030 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.035 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.040 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.045 [1953 c.641 §§1, 7; 1955 c.636 §6; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.050 [1953 c.641 §7; 1955 c.636 §7; 1963 c.353 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OBSCENITY AND RELATED OFFENSES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.051 Definitions for ORS 167.054 and 167.057. As used in ORS 167.054 and 167.057:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) “Child” means a person under 13 years of age.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) “Furnishes” means to sell, give, rent, loan or otherwise provide.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) “Minor” means a person under 18 years of age.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) “Sexual conduct” means:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Human masturbation or sexual intercourse;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital or oral-anal contact, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex or between humans and animals;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Penetration of the vagina or rectum by any object other than as part of a medical diagnosis or as part of a personal hygiene practice; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) Touching of the genitals, pubic areas or buttocks of the human male or female or of the breasts of the human female.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) “Sexually explicit material” means material containing visual images of:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Human masturbation or sexual intercourse;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Genital-genital, oral-genital, anal-genital or oral-anal contact, whether between persons of the same or opposite sex or between humans and animals; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Penetration of the vagina or rectum by any object other than as part of a personal hygiene practice. [2007 c.869 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.051, 167.054 and 167.057 were enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but were not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.054 Furnishing sexually explicit material to a child. (1) A person commits the crime of furnishing sexually explicit material to a child if the person intentionally furnishes a child, or intentionally permits a child to view, sexually explicit material and the person knows that the material is sexually explicit material.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) A person is not liable to prosecution for violating subsection (1) of this section if:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) The person is an employee of a bona fide museum, school, law enforcement agency, medical treatment provider or public library, acting within the scope of regular employment; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) The person furnishes, or permits the viewing of, material the sexually explicit portions of which form merely an incidental part of an otherwise nonoffending whole and serve some purpose other than titillation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) In a prosecution under subsection (1) of this section, it is an affirmative defense:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) That the sexually explicit material was furnished, or the viewing was permitted, solely for the purpose of sex education, art education or psychological treatment and was furnished or permitted by the child’s parent or legal guardian, by an educator or treatment provider or by another person acting on behalf of the parent, legal guardian, educator or treatment provider;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) That the defendant had reasonable cause to believe that the person to whom the sexually explicit material was furnished, or who was permitted to view the material, was not a child; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) That the defendant was less than three years older than the child at the time of the alleged offense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) In a prosecution under subsection (1) of this section, it is not a defense that the person to whom the sexually explicit material was furnished or who was permitted to view the material was not a child but was a law enforcement officer posing as a child.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) Furnishing sexually explicit material to a child is a Class A misdemeanor. [2007 c.869 §2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.051.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.055 [1955 c.636 §9; 1963 c.513 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.057 Luring a minor. (1) A person commits the crime of luring a minor if the person:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Furnishes to, or uses with, a minor a visual representation or explicit verbal description or narrative account of sexual conduct; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Furnishes or uses the representation, description or account for the purpose of:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) Arousing or satisfying the sexual desires of the person or the minor; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) Inducing the minor to engage in sexual conduct.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) A person is not liable to prosecution for violating subsection (1) of this section if the person furnishes or uses a representation, description or account of sexual conduct that forms merely an incidental part of an otherwise nonoffending whole and serves some purpose other than titillation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) In a prosecution under subsection (1) of this section, it is an affirmative defense:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) That the representation, description or account was furnished or used for the purpose of psychological or medical treatment and was furnished by a treatment provider or by another person acting on behalf of the treatment provider;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) That the defendant had reasonable cause to believe that the person to whom the representation, description or account was furnished or with whom the representation, description or account was used was not a minor; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) That the defendant was less than three years older than the minor at the time of the alleged offense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) In a prosecution under subsection (1) of this section, it is not a defense that the person to whom the representation, description or account was furnished or with whom the representation, description or account was used was not a minor but was a law enforcement officer posing as a minor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) Luring a minor is a Class C felony. [2007 c.869 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.051.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.060 Definitions for ORS 167.060 to 167.095. As used in ORS 167.060 to 167.095, unless the context requires otherwise:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) “Advertising purposes” means purposes of propagandizing in connection with the commercial sale of a product or type of product, the commercial offering of a service, or the commercial exhibition of an entertainment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) “Displays publicly” means the exposing, placing, posting, exhibiting, or in any fashion displaying in any location, whether public or private, an item in such a manner that it may be readily seen and its content or character distinguished by normal unaided vision viewing it from a public thoroughfare, depot or vehicle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) “Furnishes” means to sell, give, rent, loan or otherwise provide.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) “Minor” means an unmarried person under 18 years of age.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) “Nudity” means uncovered, or less than opaquely covered, post-pubertal human genitals, pubic areas, the post-pubertal human female breast below a point immediately above the top of the areola, or the covered human male genitals in a discernibly turgid state. For purposes of this definition, a female breast is considered uncovered if the nipple only or the nipple and areola only are covered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (6) “Obscene performance” means a play, motion picture, dance, show or other presentation, whether pictured, animated or live, performed before an audience and which in whole or in part depicts or reveals nudity, sexual conduct, sexual excitement or sadomasochistic abuse, or which includes obscenities or explicit verbal descriptions or narrative accounts of sexual conduct.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (7) “Obscenities” means those slang words currently generally rejected for regular use in mixed society, that are used to refer to genitals, female breasts, sexual conduct or excretory functions or products, either that have no other meaning or that in context are clearly used for their bodily, sexual or excretory meaning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (8) “Public thoroughfare, depot or vehicle” means any street, highway, park, depot or transportation platform, or other place, whether indoors or out, or any vehicle for public transportation, owned or operated by government, either directly or through a public corporation or authority, or owned or operated by any agency of public transportation that is designed for the use, enjoyment or transportation of the general public.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (9) “Sadomasochistic abuse” means flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or clad in undergarments or in revealing or bizarre costume, or the condition of being fettered, bound or otherwise physically restrained on the part of one so clothed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (10) “Sexual conduct” means human masturbation, sexual intercourse, or any touching of the genitals, pubic areas or buttocks of the human male or female, or the breasts of the female, whether alone or between members of the same or opposite sex or between humans and animals in an act of apparent sexual stimulation or gratification.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (11) “Sexual excitement” means the condition of human male or female genitals or the breasts of the female when in a state of sexual stimulation, or the sensual experiences of humans engaging in or witnessing sexual conduct or nudity. [1971 c.743 §255]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.062 Sadomasochistic abuse or sexual conduct in live show. (1) It is unlawful for any person to knowingly engage in sadomasochistic abuse or sexual conduct in a live public show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Violation of subsection (1) of this section is a Class A misdemeanor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) It is unlawful for any person to knowingly direct, manage, finance or present a live public show in which the participants engage in sadomasochistic abuse or sexual conduct.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) Violation of subsection (3) of this section is a Class C felony.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) As used in ORS 167.002, 167.007 and this section unless the context requires otherwise:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) “Live public show” means a public show in which human beings, animals, or both appear bodily before spectators or customers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) “Public show” means any entertainment or exhibition advertised or in some other fashion held out to be accessible to the public or member of a club, whether or not an admission or other charge is levied or collected and whether or not minors are admitted or excluded. [1973 c.699 §§2,3; 2007 c.869 §9]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.065 [1971 c.743 §256; repealed by 2007 c.869 §11]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.070 [1971 c.743 §257; repealed by 2007 c.869 §11]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.075 Exhibiting an obscene performance to a minor.(1) A person commits the crime of exhibiting an obscene performance to a minor if the minor is unaccompanied by the parent or lawful guardian of the minor, and for a monetary consideration or other valuable commodity or service, the person knowingly or recklessly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Exhibits an obscene performance to the minor; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Sells an admission ticket or other means to gain entrance to an obscene performance to the minor; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Permits the admission of the minor to premises whereon there is exhibited an obscene performance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) No employee is liable to prosecution under this section or under any city or home-rule county ordinance for exhibiting or possessing with intent to exhibit any obscene motion picture provided the employee is acting within the scope of regular employment at a showing open to the public.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) As used in this section, “employee” means any person regularly employed by the owner or operator of a motion picture theater if the person has no financial interest other than salary or wages in the ownership or operation of the motion picture theater, no financial interest in or control over the selection of the motion pictures shown in the theater, and is working within the motion picture theater where the person is regularly employed, but does not include a manager of the motion picture theater.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) Exhibiting an obscene performance to a minor is a Class A misdemeanor. Notwithstanding ORS 161.635 and 161.655, a person convicted under this section may be sentenced to pay a fine, fixed by the court, not exceeding $10,000. [1971 c.743 §258]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.080 Displaying obscene materials to minors. (1) A person commits the crime of displaying obscene materials to minors if, being the owner, operator or manager of a business or acting in a managerial capacity, the person knowingly or recklessly permits a minor who is not accompanied by the parent or lawful guardian of the minor to enter or remain on the premises, if in that part of the premises where the minor is so permitted to be, there is visibly displayed:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Any picture, photograph, drawing, sculpture or other visual representation or image of a person or portion of the human body that depicts nudity, sexual conduct, sexual excitement or sadomasochistic abuse; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Any book, magazine, paperback, pamphlet or other written or printed matter, however reproduced, that reveals a person or portion of the human body that depicts nudity, sexual conduct, sexual excitement or sadomasochistic abuse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Displaying obscene materials to minors is a Class A misdemeanor. Notwithstanding ORS 161.635 and 161.655, a person convicted under this section may be sentenced to pay a fine, fixed by the court, not exceeding $10,000. [1971 c.743 §259]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.085 Defenses in prosecutions under ORS 167.075 and 167.080. In any prosecution under ORS 167.075 and 167.080, it is an affirmative defense for the defendant to prove:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) That the defendant was in a parental or guardianship relationship with the minor;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) That the defendant was a bona fide school, museum or public library, or was acting in the course of employment as an employee of such organization or of a retail outlet affiliated with and serving the educational purpose of such organization;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) That the defendant was charged with furnishing, showing, exhibiting or displaying an item, those portions of which might otherwise be contraband forming merely an incidental part of an otherwise nonoffending whole, and serving some purpose therein other than titillation; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) That the defendant had reasonable cause to believe that the person involved was not a minor. [1971 c.743 §260; 1993 c.18 §27; 2001 c.607 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.087 [1973 c.699 §4; repealed by 2007 c.869 §11]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.089 [1975 c.272 §2; repealed by 2007 c.869 §11]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.090 Publicly displaying nudity or sex for advertising purposes. (1) A person commits the crime of publicly displaying nudity or sex for advertising purposes if, for advertising purposes, the person knowingly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Displays publicly or causes to be displayed publicly a picture, photograph, drawing, sculpture or other visual representation or image of a person or portion of the human body that depicts nudity, sadomasochistic abuse, sexual conduct or sexual excitement, or any page, poster or other written or printed matter bearing such representation or a verbal description or narrative account of such items or activities, or any obscenities; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Permits any display described in this section on premises owned, rented or operated by the person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Publicly displaying nudity or sex for advertising purposes is a Class A misdemeanor. [1971 c.743 §261]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.095 Defenses in prosecutions under ORS 167.090. In any prosecution for violation of ORS 167.090, it shall be an affirmative defense for the defendant to prove:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) That the public display, even though in connection with a commercial venture, was primarily for artistic purposes or as a public service; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) That the public display was of nudity, exhibited by a bona fide art, antique or similar gallery or exhibition, and visible in a normal display setting. [1971 c.743 §262]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.100 Application of ORS 167.060 to 167.100. ORS 167.060 to 167.100 shall be applicable and uniform throughout the state and all political subdivisions and municipalities therein, and no local authority shall enact any ordinances, rules or regulations in conflict with the provisions thereof. [1971 c.743 §262a]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.105 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GAMBLING OFFENSES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.108 Definitions for ORS 167.109 and 167.112. As used in ORS 167.109 and 167.112:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) “Credit” and “credit card” have the meaning given those terms under the federal Consumer Credit Protection Act (P.L. 90-321, 82 Stat. 146, 15 U.S.C. 1601).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) “Electronic funds transfer” has the meaning given that term in ORS 293.525.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) “Financial institution” has the meaning given that term in ORS 706.008.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) “Money transmission” has the meaning given that term in ORS 717.200. [2001 c.502 §4]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.109 Internet gambling. (1) A person engaged in an Internet gambling business may not knowingly accept, in connection with the participation of another person in unlawful gambling using the Internet:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Credit, or the proceeds of credit, extended to or on behalf of such other person, including credit extended through the use of a credit card;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) An electronic funds transfer or funds transmitted by or through a money transmission business, or the proceeds of an electronic funds transfer or money transmission service, from or on behalf of the other person;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Any check, draft or similar instrument that is drawn by or on behalf of the other person and is drawn on or payable at or through any financial institution; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) The proceeds of any other form of financial transaction that involves a financial institution as a payor or financial intermediary on behalf of or for the benefit of the other person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Violation of subsection (1) of this section is a Class C felony. [2001 c.502 §2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.110 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.112 Liability of certain entities engaged in certain financial transactions. Notwithstanding any other provision of law, a creditor, credit card issuer, financial institution, operator of a terminal at which an electronic funds transfer may be initiated, money transmission business or any national, regional or local network utilized to effect a credit transaction, electronic funds transfer or money transmission service that is not liable under ORS 167.109:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) May collect on any debt arising out of activities that are illegal under ORS 167.109;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Shall not be deemed to be participating in any activities that are illegal under ORS 167.109 by reason of their processing transactions arising out of such activities or collecting debts arising out of such activities; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Shall not be liable under any provision of ORS 166.715 to 166.735 or 646.605 to 646.652 by reason of their processing transactions arising out of activities that are illegal under ORS 167.109 or collecting debts arising out of such activities. [2001 c.502 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.114 Application of ORS 167.109 and 167.112 to Oregon Racing Commission. ORS 167.109 and 167.112 do not apply to activities licensed and regulated by the Oregon Racing Commission under ORS chapter 462. [2001 c.502 §5]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: Section 8, chapter 502, Oregon Laws 2001, provides:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Sec. 8. Sections 2 to 5 of this 2001 Act [167.108 to 167.114] apply to debts first occurring on or after the effective date of this 2001 Act [June 21, 2001] and to debts occurring prior to the effective date of this 2001 Act that have not been determined by a court to be uncollectible, unlawful or illegal. [2001 c.502 §8]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.115 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.116 Rulemaking. (1) The Oregon State Lottery Commission shall adopt rules to carry out the provisions of ORS 167.117 (9)(c)(E) and (20)(b).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Devices authorized by the Oregon State Lottery Commission for the purposes described in ORS 167.117 (9)(c)(E) and (20)(b) are exempted from the provisions of 15 U.S.C. 1172. [1999 c.193 §2; 2001 c.502 §6]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.116 was enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but was not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.117 Definitions for ORS 167.108 to 167.164 and 464.270 to 464.530. As used in ORS 167.108 to 167.164 and 464.270 to 464.530, unless the context requires otherwise:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) “Bingo or lotto” means a game, played with cards bearing lines of numbers, in which a player covers or uncovers a number selected from a container, and which is won by a player who is present during the game and who first covers or uncovers the selected numbers in a designated combination, sequence or pattern.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) “Bookmaker” means a person who unlawfully accepts a bet from a member of the public upon the outcome of a future contingent event and who charges or accepts a percentage, fee or vigorish on the wager.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) “Bookmaking” means promoting gambling by unlawfully accepting bets from members of the public as a business, rather than in a casual or personal fashion, upon the outcomes of future contingent events.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) “Casino game” means any of the traditional gambling-based games commonly known as dice, faro, monte, roulette, fan-tan, twenty-one, blackjack, Texas hold-’em, seven-and-a-half, big injun, klondike, craps, poker, chuck-a-luck, Chinese chuck-a-luck (dai shu), wheel of fortune, chemin de fer, baccarat, pai gow, beat the banker, panquinqui, red dog, acey-deucey, or any other gambling-based game similar in form or content.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5)(a) “Charitable, fraternal or religious organization” means any person that is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) Organized and existing for charitable, benevolent, eleemosynary, humane, patriotic, religious, philanthropic, recreational, social, educational, civic, fraternal or other nonprofit purposes; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) Exempt from payment of federal income taxes because of its charitable, fraternal or religious purposes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) The fact that contributions to an organization profiting from a contest of chance do not qualify for a charitable deduction for tax purposes or that the organization is not otherwise exempt from payment of federal income taxes pursuant to the Internal Revenue Code of 1986, as amended, constitutes prima facie evidence that the organization is not a bona fide charitable, fraternal or religious organization.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (6) “Contest of chance” means any contest, game, gaming scheme or gaming device in which the outcome depends in a material degree upon an element of chance, notwithstanding that skill of the contestants may also be a factor therein.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (7) “Gambling” means that a person stakes or risks something of value upon the outcome of a contest of chance or a future contingent event not under the control or influence of the person, upon an agreement or understanding that the person or someone else will receive something of value in the event of a certain outcome. “Gambling” does not include:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Bona fide business transactions valid under the law of contracts for the purchase or sale at a future date of securities or commodities, and agreements to compensate for loss caused by the happening of chance, including but not limited to contracts of indemnity or guaranty and life, health or accident insurance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Engaging in contests of chance under the following conditions:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) The contest is played for some token other than money;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) An individual contestant may not purchase more than $100 worth of tokens for use in the contest during any 24-hour period;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (C) The tokens may be exchanged only for property other than money;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (D) Except when the tokens are exchanged for a beverage or merchandise to be consumed on the premises, the tokens are not redeemable on the premises where the contest is conducted or within 50 miles thereof; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (E) Except for charitable, fraternal or religious organizations, no person who conducts the contest as owner, agent or employee profits in any manner from operation of the contest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Social games.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) Bingo, lotto or raffle games or Monte Carlo events operated in compliance with ORS 167.118, by a charitable, fraternal or religious organization licensed pursuant to ORS 167.118, 464.250 to 464.380 and 464.420 to 464.530 to operate such games.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (8) “Gambling device” means any device, machine, paraphernalia or equipment that is used or usable in the playing phases of unlawful gambling, whether it consists of gambling between persons or gambling by a person involving the playing of a machine. Lottery tickets, policy slips and other items used in the playing phases of lottery and policy schemes are not gambling devices within this definition. Amusement devices other than gray machines, that do not return to the operator or player thereof anything but free additional games or plays, shall not be considered to be gambling devices.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (9)(a) “Gray machine” means any electrical or electromechanical device, whether or not it is in working order or some act of manipulation, repair, adjustment or modification is required to render it operational, that:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) Awards credits or contains or is readily adaptable to contain, a circuit, meter or switch capable of removing or recording the removal of credits earned by a player, other than removal during the course of continuous play; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) Plays, emulates or simulates a casino game, bingo or keno.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) A device is no less a gray machine because, apart from its use or adaptability as such, it may also sell or deliver something of value on the basis other than chance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) “Gray machine” does not include:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) Any device commonly known as a personal computer, including any device designed and marketed solely for home entertainment, when used privately and not for a fee and not used to facilitate any form of gambling;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) Any device operated under the authority of the Oregon State Lottery;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (C) Any device manufactured or serviced but not operated in Oregon by a manufacturer who has been approved under rules adopted by the Oregon State Lottery Commission;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (D) A slot machine;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (E) Any device authorized by the Oregon State Lottery Commission for:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (i) Display and demonstration purposes only at trade shows; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (ii) Training and testing purposes by the Department of State Police; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (F) Any device used to operate bingo in compliance with ORS 167.118 by a charitable, fraternal or religious organization licensed to operate bingo pursuant to ORS 167.118, 464.250 to 464.380 and 464.420 to 464.530.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (10) “Handle” means the total amount of money and other things of value bet on the bingo, lotto or raffle games, the value of raffle chances sold or the total amount collected from the sale of imitation money during Monte Carlo events.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (11) “Internet” means an interactive computer service or system or an information service, system or access software provider that provides or enables computer access by multiple users to a computer server and includes, but is not limited to, an information service, system or access software provider that provides access to a network system commonly known as the Internet, or any comparable system or service and also includes, but is not limited to a World Wide Web page, newsgroup, message board, mailing list or chat area on any interactive computer service or system or other online service.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (12) “Lottery” or “policy” means an unlawful gambling scheme in which:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) The players pay or agree to pay something of value for chances, represented and differentiated by numbers or by combinations of numbers or by some other medium, one or more of which chances are to be designated the winning ones;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) The winning chances are to be determined by a drawing or by some other method; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) The holders of the winning chances are to receive something of value.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (13) “Monte Carlo event” means a gambling event at which wagers are placed with imitation money upon contests of chance in which players compete against other players or against the house. As used in this subsection, “imitation money” includes imitation currency, chips or tokens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (14) “Numbers scheme or enterprise” means a form of lottery in which the winning chances or plays are not determined upon the basis of a drawing or other act on the part of persons conducting or connected with the scheme, but upon the basis of the outcome of a future contingent event otherwise unrelated to the particular scheme.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (15) “Operating expenses” means those expenses incurred in the operation of a bingo, lotto or raffle game, including only the following:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Salaries, employee benefits, workers’ compensation coverage and state and federal employee taxes;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Security services;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Legal and accounting services;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) Supplies and inventory;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (e) Rent, repairs, utilities, water, sewer and garbage;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (f) Insurance;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (g) Equipment;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (h) Printing and promotions;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (i) Postage and shipping;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (j) Janitorial services and supplies; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (k) Leasehold improvements.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (16) “Player” means a person who engages in any form of gambling solely as a contestant or bettor, without receiving or becoming entitled to receive any profit therefrom other than personal gambling winnings, and without otherwise rendering any material assistance to the establishment, conduct or operation of the particular gambling activity. A person who gambles at a social game of chance on equal terms with the other participants therein is a person who does not otherwise render material assistance to the establishment, conduct or operation thereof by performing, without fee or remuneration, acts directed toward the arrangement or facilitation of the game, such as inviting persons to play, permitting the use of premises therefor and supplying cards or other equipment used therein. A person who engages in bookmaking is not a player.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (17) “Profits from unlawful gambling” means that a person, acting other than solely as a player, accepts or receives money or other property pursuant to an agreement or understanding with another person whereby the person participates or is to participate in the proceeds of unlawful gambling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (18) “Promotes unlawful gambling” means that a person, acting other than solely as a player, engages in conduct that materially aids any form of unlawful gambling. Conduct of this nature includes, but is not limited to, conduct directed toward the creation or establishment of the particular game, contest, scheme, device or activity involved, toward the acquisition or maintenance of premises, paraphernalia, equipment or apparatus therefor, toward the solicitation or inducement of persons to participate therein, toward the conduct of the playing phases thereof, toward the arrangement of any of its financial or recording phases or toward any other phase of its operation. A person promotes unlawful gambling if, having control or right of control over premises being used with the knowledge of the person for purposes of unlawful gambling, the person permits the unlawful gambling to occur or continue or makes no effort to prevent its occurrence or continuation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (19) “Raffle” means a lottery operated by a charitable, fraternal or religious organization wherein the players pay something of value for chances, represented by numbers or combinations thereof or by some other medium, one or more of which chances are to be designated the winning ones or determined by a drawing and the player holding the winning chance is to receive something of value.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (20)(a) “Slot machine” means a gambling device that as a result of the insertion of a coin or other object operates, either completely automatically, or with the aid of some physical act by the player, in such a manner that, depending upon elements of chance, it may eject something of value or otherwise entitle the player to something of value. A device so constructed or readily adaptable or convertible to such use is no less a slot machine because it is not in working order or because some mechanical act of manipulation or repair is required to accomplish its adaptation, conversion or workability. Nor is it any less a slot machine because apart from its use or adaptability as such it may also sell or deliver something of value on the basis other than chance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) “Slot machine” does not include any device authorized by the Oregon State Lottery Commission for:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) Display and demonstration purposes only at trade shows; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) Training and testing purposes by the Department of State Police.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (21) “Social game” means:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) A game, other than a lottery, between players in a private home where no house player, house bank or house odds exist and there is no house income from the operation of the social game; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) If authorized pursuant to ORS 167.121, a game, other than a lottery, between players in a private business, private club or place of public accommodation where no house player, house bank or house odds exist and there is no house income from the operation of the social game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (22) “Something of value” means any money or property, any token, object or article exchangeable for money or property, or any form of credit or promise directly or indirectly contemplating transfer of money or property or of any interest therein.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (23) “Trade show” means an exhibit of products and services that is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Not open to the public; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Of limited duration.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (24) “Unlawful” means not specifically authorized by law. [1971 c.669 §3a; 1971 c.743 §263; 1973 c.788 §1; 1974 c.7 §1; 1975 c.421 §1; 1977 c.850 §1; 1983 c.813 §1; 1987 c.914 §1; 1991 c.962 §7; 1995 c.577 §2; 1997 c.867 §1; 1999 c.193 §1; 2001 c.228 §1; 2001 c.502 §7; 2005 c.57 §1; 2005 c.355 §2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.118 Bingo, lotto or raffle games or Monte Carlo events conducted by charitable, fraternal or religious organizations; rules. (1) When a charitable, fraternal or religious organization is licensed by the Department of Justice to conduct bingo, lotto or raffle games or Monte Carlo events, only the organization itself or an employee thereof authorized by the department shall receive money or property or otherwise directly profit from the operation of the games, except that:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) The organization operating the games may present a prize of money or other property to any player not involved in the administration or management of the games.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) An organization licensed to conduct Monte Carlo events may contract with a licensed supplier of Monte Carlo event equipment to operate the event, including the provision of equipment, supplies and personnel, provided that the licensed supplier is paid a fixed fee to conduct the event and the imitation money is sold to players by employees or volunteers of the licensed charitable, fraternal or religious organization.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) A person may sell, rent or lease equipment, including electronic equipment, proprietary computer software and real property to a licensed charitable, fraternal or religious organization. Rent or lease payments must be made in compliance with the provisions of ORS 464.510.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) An organization licensed by the department may act as an escrow agent to receive money or property to be awarded as prizes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) A charitable, fraternal or religious organization may not operate bingo, lotto or raffle games or Monte Carlo events except at such locations and upon such days and for such periods of time as the department authorizes pursuant to this section and ORS 464.250 to 464.380, 464.420 and 464.450 to 464.530.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3)(a) An organization licensed by the department to operate bingo or lotto games may not award a prize exceeding $2,500 in value in any one game. An organization licensed by the department to operate a Monte Carlo event may not present any prize of money, or a cash equivalent, to any player.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Notwithstanding any provision of this chapter to the contrary, a bingo licensee may operate two games per year with a prize not to exceed $10,000 per game and, if approved by the department, may also participate in a linked progressive game involving only Oregon licensees, without regard to the number of games or the size of the prize awarded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) Each charitable, fraternal or religious organization that maintains, conducts or operates any bingo, lotto or raffle game or Monte Carlo event under license of the department must operate such games in accordance with rules adopted by the department.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) It is unlawful for a licensee to permit the operating expenses of the games to exceed 18 percent of the annual handle of its bingo, lotto and raffle operation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (6) It is unlawful for a charitable, fraternal or religious organization licensed by the department to operate bingo, lotto or raffle games if:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) The handle of the games and events exceeds $250,000 in a year; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) The games and events do not generate for the organization’s purposes, after the cost of prizes and operating expenses are deducted from the handle, an amount that equals or exceeds five percent of the handle. [1987 c.914 §3; 1991 c.274 §2; 1995 c.331 §1; 1997 c.867 §2; 1999 c.218 §1; 2001 c.228 §2; 2003 c.417 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.119 [1973 c.788 §3; repealed by 1974 c.7 §2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.120 [Amended by 1955 c.514 §1; 1969 c.404 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.121 Local regulation of social games. Counties and cities may, by ordinance, authorize the playing or conducting of a social game in a private business, private club or in a place of public accommodation. Such ordinances may provide for regulation or licensing of the social games authorized. [1974 c.7 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.121 was enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but was not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.122 Unlawful gambling in the second degree. (1) A person commits the crime of unlawful gambling in the second degree if the person knowingly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Places a bet with a bookmaker; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Participates or engages in unlawful gambling as a player.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Unlawful gambling in the second degree is a Class A misdemeanor. [1971 c.743 §264; 1997 c.867 §21]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.125 [Amended by 1969 c.404 §2; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.127 Unlawful gambling in the first degree. (1) A person commits the crime of unlawful gambling in the first degree if the person knowingly promotes or profits from unlawful gambling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Unlawful gambling in the first degree is a Class C felony. [1971 c.743 §265; 1997 c.867 §22]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.130 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.132 Possession of gambling records in the second degree. (1) A person commits the crime of possession of gambling records in the second degree if, with knowledge of the contents thereof, the person possesses any writing, paper, instrument or article:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Of a kind commonly used in the operation or promotion of a bookmaking scheme or enterprise; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Of a kind commonly used in the operation, promotion or playing of a lottery or numbers scheme or enterprise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Possession of gambling records in the second degree is a Class A misdemeanor. [1971 c.743 §266]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.135 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.137 Possession of gambling records in the first degree. (1) A person commits the crime of possession of gambling records in the first degree if, with knowledge of the contents thereof, the person possesses any writing, paper, instrument or article:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Of a kind commonly used in the operation or promotion of a bookmaking scheme or enterprise, and constituting, reflecting or representing more than five bets totaling more than $500; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Of a kind commonly used in the operation, promotion or playing of a lottery or numbers scheme or enterprise, and constituting, reflecting or representing more than 500 plays or chances therein.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Possession of gambling records in the first degree is a Class C felony. [1971 c.743 §267]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.140 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.142 Defense to possession of gambling records. In any prosecution under ORS 167.132 or 167.137 it is a defense if the writing, paper, instrument or article possessed by the defendant is neither used nor intended to be used in the operation or promotion of a bookmaking scheme or enterprise, or in the operation, promotion or playing of a lottery or numbers scheme or enterprise. [1971 c.743 §268]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.145 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.147 Possession of a gambling device; defense. (1) A person commits the crime of possession of a gambling device if, with knowledge of the character thereof, the person manufactures, sells, transports, places or possesses, or conducts or negotiates a transaction affecting or designed to affect ownership, custody or use of:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) A slot machine; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Any other gambling device, believing that the device is to be used in promoting unlawful gambling activity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Possession of a gambling device is a Class A misdemeanor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) It is a defense to a charge of possession of a gambling device if the slot machine or gambling device that caused the charge to be brought was manufactured:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Prior to 1900 and is not operated for purposes of unlawful gambling; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) More than 25 years before the date on which the charge was brought and:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) Is located in a private residence;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) Is not operated for the purposes of unlawful gambling; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (C) Has permanently affixed to it by the manufacturer, the manufacturer’s name and either the date of manufacture or the serial number. [1971 c.743 §269; 1977 c.264 §1; 1983 c.403 §1; 1993 c.781 §1; 1995 c.577 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.150 [Repealed by 1961 c.579 §2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.151 [1961 c.579 §1; 1963 c.480 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.152 [1955 c.494 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.153 Proving occurrence of sporting event in prosecutions of gambling offenses. In any prosecution under ORS 167.117 and 167.122 to 167.147 in which it is necessary to prove the occurrence of a sporting event, the following shall be admissible in evidence and shall be prima facie evidence of the occurrence of the event:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) A published report of its occurrence in a daily newspaper, magazine or other periodically printed publication of general circulation; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Evidence that a description of some aspect of the event was written, printed or otherwise noted at the place in which a violation of ORS 167.117 and 167.122 to 167.147 is alleged to have been committed. [1971 c.743 §270]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.155 [Repealed by 1961 c.503 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.157 [1969 c.169 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.158 Lottery prizes forfeited to county; exception; action by county to recover. (1) Except for bingo or lotto operated by a charitable, fraternal or religious organization, all sums of money and every other valuable thing drawn as a prize in any lottery or pretended lottery, by any person within this state, are forfeited to the use of the county in which it is found, and may be sued for and recovered by a civil action.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Nothing contained in ORS 105.550 to 105.600 shall interfere with the duty of officers to take possession of property as provided by subsection (1) of this section. [1971 c.743 §271; 1977 c.850 §3; 1989 c.846 §14]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.160 [Repealed by 1961 c.503 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.162 Gambling device as public nuisance; defense; seizure and destruction. (1) A gambling device is a public nuisance. Any peace officer shall summarily seize any such device that the peace officer finds and deliver it to the custody of the sheriff, who shall hold it subject to the order of the court having jurisdiction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Whenever it appears to the court that the gambling device has been possessed in violation of ORS 167.147, the court shall adjudge forfeiture thereof and shall order the sheriff to destroy the device and to deliver any coins taken therefrom to the county treasurer, who shall deposit them to the general fund of the county. However, when the defense provided by ORS 167.147 (3) is raised by the defendant, the gambling device or slot machine shall not be forfeited or destroyed until after a final judicial determination that the defense is not applicable. If the defense is applicable, the gambling device or slot machine shall be returned to its owner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) The seizure of the gambling device or operating part thereof constitutes sufficient notice to the owner or person in possession thereof. The sheriff shall make return to the court showing that the sheriff has complied with the order.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) Whenever, in any proceeding in court for the forfeiture of any gambling device except a slot machine seized for a violation of ORS 167.147, a judgment for forfeiture is entered, the court shall have exclusive jurisdiction to remit or mitigate the forfeiture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) In any such proceeding the court shall not allow the claim of any claimant for remission or mitigation unless and until the claimant proves that the claimant:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Has an interest in the gambling device, as owner or otherwise, that the claimant acquired in good faith.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) At no time had any knowledge or reason to believe that it was being or would be used in violation of law relating to gambling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (6) In any proceeding in court for the forfeiture of any gambling device except a slot machine seized for a violation of law relating to gambling, the court may in its discretion order delivery thereof to any claimant who shall establish the right to the immediate possession thereof, and shall execute, with one or more sureties, or by a surety company, approved by the court, and deliver to the court, a bond in such sum as the court shall determine, running to the State of Oregon, and conditioned to return such gambling device at the time of trial, and conditioned further that, if the gambling device be not returned at the time of trial, the bond may in the discretion of the court stand in lieu of and be forfeited in the same manner as such gambling device. [1971 c.743 §272; 1977 c.264 §2; 1999 c.59 §32; 2003 c.576 §391; 2005 c.22 §117]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.164 Possession of gray machine; penalty; defense. (1) On and after December 1, 1991, a person commits the crime of possession of a gray machine if the person manufactures, sells, leases, transports, places, possesses or services a gray machine or conducts or negotiates a transaction affecting or designed to affect the ownership, custody or use of a gray machine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Possession of a gray machine is a Class C felony.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Violation of, solicitation to violate, attempt to violate or conspiracy to violate subsection (1) of this section constitutes prohibited conduct for purposes of ORS chapter 475A, and shall give rise to civil in rem forfeiture as provided in ORS chapter 475A. A judgment providing for forfeiture may direct that the machine be destroyed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) It is a defense to a charge of possession of a gray machine if the machine that caused the charge to be brought was manufactured prior to 1958 and was not operated for purposes of unlawful gambling. [1991 c.962 §5; 1999 c.59 §33]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.165 [Repealed by 1963 c.340 §1 (167.170 enacted in lieu of 167.165)]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.166 Removal of unauthorized video lottery game terminal. On and after December 1, 1991, any video lottery game terminal that is not authorized by the Oregon State Lottery Commission must be removed from the State of Oregon. [1991 c.962 §8]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.166 was enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but was not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.167 Cheating. (1) A person commits the crime of cheating if the person, while in the course of participating or attempting to participate in any legal or illegal gambling activity, directly or indirectly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Employs or attempts to employ any device, scheme or artifice to defraud any other participant or any operator;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Engages in any act, practice or course of operation that operates or would operate as a fraud or deceit upon any other participant or any operator;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Engages in any act, practice or course of operation with the intent of cheating any other participant or the operator to gain an advantage in the game over the other participant or operator; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) Causes, aids, abets or conspires with another person to cause any other person to violate paragraphs (a) to (c) of this subsection.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) As used in this section, “deceit,” “defraud” and “fraud” are not limited to common law deceit or fraud.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Cheating is a Class C felony. [1997 c.867 §20]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.170 [1963 c.340 §2 (enacted in lieu of 167.165); repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OFFENSES INVOLVING CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.202 [1971 c.743 §273; 1974 s.s. c.67 §1; repealed by 1977 c.745 §3 (167.203 enacted in lieu of 167.202)]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.203 Definitions for ORS 167.212 to 167.252. As used in ORS 167.212 to 167.252, unless the context requires otherwise:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) “Apothecary” means a pharmacist, as defined by ORS 689.005, and where the context so requires, the owner of a store or other place of business where controlled substances are compounded or dispensed by a licensed pharmacist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) “Controlled substance” and “manufacture” have the meaning given those terms by ORS 475.005.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) “Official written order” means an order written on a form provided for that purpose by the United States Commissioner of Internal Revenue, under any laws of the United States making provision therefor, if such order form is not provided, then on an official form provided for that purpose by the State Board of Pharmacy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) “Practitioner” has the meaning given that term by ORS 475.005.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) “Wholesaler” means a person who supplies controlled substances that the wholesaler has not produced or prepared, on official written orders, but not on prescriptions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (6) “Unlawfully” means in violation of any provision of ORS 475.005 to 475.285 and 475.840 to 475.980. [1977 c.745 §33 (enacted in lieu of 167.202); 1979 c.777 §44; 1995 c.440 §14]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.205 [Amended by 1961 c.333 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.207 [1971 c.743 §274; 1973 c.680 §1; 1974 c.67 §2; repealed by 1977 c.745 §54]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.210 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.212 Tampering with drug records. (1) A person commits the crime of tampering with drug records if the person knowingly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Alters, defaces or removes a controlled substance label affixed by a manufacturer, wholesaler or apothecary, except that it shall not be unlawful for an apothecary to remove or deface such a label for the purpose of filling prescriptions;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Affixes a false or forged label to a package or receptacle containing controlled substances;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Makes or utters a false or forged prescription or false or forged official written order for controlled substances; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) Makes a false statement in any controlled substance prescription, order, report or record required by ORS 475.005 to 475.285 and 475.840 to 475.980.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Tampering with drug records is a Class C felony. [1971 c.743 §275; 1977 c.745 §34; 1995 c.440 §15]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.215 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.217 [1971 c.743 §276; 1973 c.680 §2; 1974 c.67 §3; repealed by 1977 c.745 §54]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.220 [Amended by 1957 c.403 §8; 1961 c.261 §2; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.222 Frequenting a place where controlled substances are used. (1) A person commits the offense of frequenting a place where controlled substances are used if the person keeps, maintains, frequents, or remains at a place, while knowingly permitting persons to use controlled substances in such place or to keep or sell them in violation of ORS 475.005 to 475.285 and 475.840 to 475.980.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Frequenting a place where controlled substances are used is a Class A misdemeanor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Notwithstanding subsection (2) of this section, if the conviction is for knowingly maintaining, frequenting or remaining at a place where less than one avoirdupois ounce of the dried leaves, stems, and flowers of the plant Cannabis family Moraceae is found at the time of the offense under this section, frequenting a place where controlled substances are used is a Class D violation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) As used in this section, “frequents” means repeatedly or habitually visits, goes to or resorts to. [1971 c.743 §277; 1974 c.43 §1; 1977 c.745 §35; 1979 c.641 §1; 1991 c.67 §41; 1993 c.469 §3; 1995 c.440 §16; 1999 c.1051 §160]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.225 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.227 [1969 c.655 §2; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.228 [1971 c.743 §278; repealed by 1977 c.745 §54]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.230 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.232 [1971 c.743 §278a; repealed by 1977 c.745 §54]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.235 [Amended by 1967 c.527 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.237 [1967 c.527 §2; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.238 Prima facie evidence permitted in prosecutions of drug offenses. (1) Proof of unlawful manufacture, cultivation, transportation or possession of a controlled substance is prima facie evidence of knowledge of its character.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Proof of possession of a controlled substance not in the container in which it was originally delivered, sold or dispensed, when a prescription or order of a practitioner is required under the provisions of ORS 475.005 to 475.285 and 475.840 to 475.980, is prima facie evidence that the possession is unlawful unless the possessor also has in possession a label prepared by the pharmacist for the drug dispensed or the possessor is authorized by ORS 475.005 to 475.285 and 475.840 to 475.980 to possess the controlled substance. [1971 c.743 §279; 1977 c.745 §36; 1995 c.440 §17]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.240 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.242 [1971 c.743 §280; 1977 c.745 §37; 1995 c.440 §18; repealed by 1997 c.592 §6 (167.243 enacted in lieu of 167.242)]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.243 Exemption contained in drug laws as defense to drug offenses. In any prosecution under ORS 167.212 and 167.222, any exception, excuse, proviso or exemption contained in ORS 475.005 to 475.285 and 475.840 to 475.980 shall be an affirmative defense. [1989 c.791 §16; 1995 c.440 §19; enacted in lieu of 167.242 in 1997]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.245 [Amended by 1955 c.504 §1; 1959 c.322 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.247 [1971 c.743 §281; 1977 c.745 §38; 1995 c.440 §20; repealed by 1997 c.592 §6 (167.248 enacted in lieu of 167.247)]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.248 Search and seizure of conveyance in which drugs unlawfully transported or possessed. A district attorney or peace officer charged with the enforcement of ORS 167.212 and 167.222, having personal knowledge or reasonable information that controlled substances are being unlawfully transported or possessed in any boat, vehicle or other conveyance, may search the same without warrant and without an affidavit being filed. If controlled substances are found in or upon such conveyance, the district attorney or peace officer may seize them, arrest any person in charge of the conveyance and as soon as possible take the arrested person and the seized controlled substances before any court in the county in which the seizure is made. The district attorney or peace officer shall also, without delay, make and file a complaint for any crime justified by the evidence obtained. [1989 c.791 §17; enacted in lieu of 167.247 in 1997]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.250 [Amended by 1959 c.322 §2; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.252 Acquittal or conviction under federal law as precluding state prosecution. No person shall be prosecuted under ORS 167.203 to 167.222 if the person has been acquitted or convicted under the federal narcotic laws of the same act or omission which it is alleged constitutes a violation of ORS 167.203 to 167.222. [1971 c.743 §282]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.255 [Repealed by 1959 c.322 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.260 [Repealed by 1959 c.322 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.262 Adult using minor in commission of controlled substance offense. (1) It is unlawful for an adult to knowingly use as an aider or abettor or to knowingly solicit, force, compel, coerce or employ a minor, with or without compensation to the minor:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) To manufacture a controlled substance; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) To transport, carry, sell, give away, prepare for sale or otherwise distribute a controlled substance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2)(a) Except as otherwise provided in paragraph (b) of this subsection, violation of this section is a Class A felony.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Violation of this section is a Class A misdemeanor if the violation involves delivery for no consideration of less than five grams of marijuana. [1991 c.834 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.262 was enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but was not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.265 [Repealed by 1959 c.322 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.270 [Repealed by 1959 c.322 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.275 [Repealed by 1959 c.322 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.280 [Repealed by 1959 c.322 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.285 [Repealed by 1959 c.322 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.290 [Repealed by 1959 c.322 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.295 [Amended by 1963 c.314 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.300 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OFFENSES AGAINST ANIMALS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.310 Definitions for ORS 167.310 to 167.351. As used in ORS 167.310 to 167.351:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) “Animal” means any nonhuman mammal, bird, reptile, amphibian or fish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) “Domestic animal” means an animal, other than livestock, that is owned or possessed by a person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) “Good animal husbandry” includes, but is not limited to, the dehorning of cattle, the docking of horses, sheep or swine, and the castration or neutering of livestock, according to accepted practices of veterinary medicine or animal husbandry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) “Law enforcement animal” means a dog or horse used in law enforcement work under the control of a corrections officer, parole and probation officer, police officer or youth correction officer, as those terms are defined in ORS 181.610, who has successfully completed at least 360 hours of training in the care and use of a law enforcement animal, or who has passed the demonstration of minimum standards established by the Oregon Police Canine Association or other accredited and recognized animal handling organization.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) “Livestock” has the meaning provided in ORS 609.125.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (6) “Minimum care” means care sufficient to preserve the health and well-being of an animal and, except for emergencies or circumstances beyond the reasonable control of the owner, includes, but is not limited to, the following requirements:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Food of sufficient quantity and quality to allow for normal growth or maintenance of body weight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Open or adequate access to potable water in sufficient quantity to satisfy the animal’s needs. Access to snow or ice is not adequate access to potable water.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) For a domestic animal other than a dog engaged in herding or protecting livestock, access to a barn, dog house or other enclosed structure sufficient to protect the animal from wind, rain, snow or sun and that has adequate bedding to protect against cold and dampness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) Veterinary care deemed necessary by a reasonably prudent person to relieve distress from injury, neglect or disease.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (e) For a domestic animal, continuous access to an area:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) With adequate space for exercise necessary for the health of the animal;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) With air temperature suitable for the animal; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (C) Kept reasonably clean and free from excess waste or other contaminants that could affect the animal’s health.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (f) For a livestock animal that cannot walk or stand without assistance:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) Humane euthanasia; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) The provision of immediate and ongoing care to restore the animal to an ambulatory state.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (7) “Physical injury” means physical trauma, impairment of physical condition or substantial pain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (8) “Physical trauma” means fractures, cuts, punctures, bruises, burns or other wounds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (9) “Possess” has the meaning provided in ORS 161.015.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (10) “Serious physical injury” means physical injury that creates a substantial risk of death or that causes protracted disfigurement, protracted impairment of health or protracted loss or impairment of the function of a limb or bodily organ. [1985 c.662 §1; 1995 c.663 §3; 1999 c.756 §13; 2001 c.926 §7; 2003 c.543 §6; 2003 c.549 §1; 2005 c.264 §18]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.312 Research and animal interference. (1) A person commits the crime of research and animal interference if the person:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) With the intent to interfere with research, releases, steals or otherwise causes the death, injury or loss of any animal at or from an animal research facility.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) With the intent to interfere with research, damages, vandalizes or steals any property in or on an animal research facility.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) With the intent to interfere with research, obtains access to an animal research facility to perform acts not authorized by that facility.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) Obtains or exerts unauthorized control over records, data, materials, equipment or animals of any animal research facility with the intent to interfere with research by concealing, abandoning or destroying such records, data, materials, equipment or animals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (e) With the intent to interfere with research, possesses or uses equipment or animals that the person reasonably believes have been obtained by theft or deception from an animal research facility or without the authorization of an animal research facility.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) For the purposes of this section, “animal research facility” means any facility engaging in legal scientific research or teaching involving the use of animals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Research and animal interference is a:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Class C felony if damage to the animal research facility is $2,500 or more; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Class A misdemeanor if there is no damage to the facility or if damage to the animal research facility is less than $2,500.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) Determination of damages to an animal research facility shall be made by the court. In making its determination, the court shall consider the reasonable costs of:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Replacing lost, injured or destroyed animals;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Restoring the animal research facility to the approximate condition of the facility before the damage occurred; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Replacing damaged or missing records, data, material or equipment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) In addition to any other penalty imposed for violation of this section, a person convicted of such violation is liable:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) To the owner of the animal for damages, including the costs of restoring the animal to confinement and to its health condition prior to commission of the acts constituting the violation;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) For damages to real and personal property caused by acts constituting the violation; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) For the costs of repeating an experiment, including the replacement of the animals, labor and materials, if acts constituting the violation cause the failure of an experiment. [1991 c.843 §2; 2001 c.147 §2; 2001 c.554 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.315 Animal abuse in the second degree. (1) A person commits the crime of animal abuse in the second degree if, except as otherwise authorized by law, the person intentionally, knowingly or recklessly causes physical injury to an animal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Any practice of good animal husbandry is not a violation of this section.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Animal abuse in the second degree is a Class B misdemeanor. [1985 c.662 §2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.320 Animal abuse in the first degree. (1) A person commits the crime of animal abuse in the first degree if, except as otherwise authorized by law, the person intentionally, knowingly or recklessly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Causes serious physical injury to an animal; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Cruelly causes the death of an animal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Any practice of good animal husbandry is not a violation of this section.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Animal abuse in the first degree is a Class A misdemeanor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) Notwithstanding subsection (3) of this section, animal abuse in the first degree is a Class C felony if:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) The person committing the animal abuse has previously been convicted of two or more of the following offenses:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) Any offense under ORS 163.160, 163.165, 163.175, 163.185 or 163.187 or the equivalent laws of another jurisdiction, if the offense involved domestic violence as defined in ORS 135.230 or the offense was committed against a minor child; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) Any offense under this section or ORS 167.322, or the equivalent laws of another jurisdiction; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) The person knowingly commits the animal abuse in the immediate presence of a minor child. For purposes of this paragraph, a minor child is in the immediate presence of animal abuse if the abuse is seen or directly perceived in any other manner by the minor child. [1985 c.662 §3; 2001 c.926 §8; 2003 c.577 §8]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.322 Aggravated animal abuse in the first degree. (1) A person commits the crime of aggravated animal abuse in the first degree if the person:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Maliciously kills an animal; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Intentionally or knowingly tortures an animal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Aggravated animal abuse in the first degree is a Class C felony.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) As used in this section:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) “Maliciously” means intentionally acting with a depravity of mind and reckless and wanton disregard of life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) “Torture” means an action taken for the primary purpose of inflicting pain. [1995 c.663 §2; 2001 c.926 §9]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.325 Animal neglect in the second degree. (1) A person commits the crime of animal neglect in the second degree if, except as otherwise authorized by law, the person intentionally, knowingly, recklessly or with criminal negligence fails to provide minimum care for an animal in such person’s custody or control.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Animal neglect in the second degree is a Class B misdemeanor. [1985 c.662 §4]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.330 Animal neglect in the first degree. (1) A person commits the crime of animal neglect in the first degree if, except as otherwise authorized by law, the person intentionally, knowingly, recklessly or with criminal negligence fails to provide minimum care for an animal in the person’s custody or control and the failure to provide care results in serious physical injury or death to the animal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Animal neglect in the first degree is a Class A misdemeanor. [1985 c.662 §5; 2001 c.926 §10]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.332 Prohibition against possession of domestic animal. (1) In addition to any other penalty imposed by law, a person convicted of violating ORS 167.315, 167.325, 167.330 or 167.340 or of a misdemeanor under ORS 167.320, may not possess a domestic animal for a period of five years following entry of the conviction. An offense under this subsection is an unclassified misdemeanor punishable by a fine not exceeding $1,000 and forfeiture of the animal as provided in ORS 167.350.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) In addition to any other penalty imposed by law, a person convicted of violating ORS 167.322 or of a felony under ORS 167.320, may not possess a domestic animal for a period of 15 years following entry of the conviction. An offense under this subsection is an unclassified misdemeanor punishable by a fine not exceeding $5,000 and forfeiture of the animal as provided under ORS 167.350. [2001 c.926 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.333 Sexual assault of animal. (1) A person commits the crime of sexual assault of an animal if the person:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Touches or contacts, or causes an object or another person to touch or contact, the mouth, anus or sex organs of an animal or animal carcass for the purpose of arousing or gratifying the sexual desire of a person; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Causes an animal or animal carcass to touch or contact the mouth, anus or sex organs of a person for the purpose of arousing or gratifying the sexual desire of a person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Subsection (1) of this section does not apply to the use of products derived from animals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Sexual assault of an animal is a Class A misdemeanor. [2001 c.926 §5b; 2003 c.428 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.334 Evaluation of person convicted of violating ORS 167.333. Upon the conviction of a defendant for violation of ORS 167.333, the court may order a psychiatric or psychological evaluation of the defendant for inclusion in the presentence report as described in ORS 137.077. [2001 c.926 §5c]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.334 was enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but was not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.335 Exemption from ORS 167.315 to 167.333. Unless gross negligence can be shown, the provisions of ORS 167.315 to 167.333 do not apply to:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) The treatment of livestock being transported by owner or common carrier;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Animals involved in rodeos or similar exhibitions;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Commercially grown poultry;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) Animals subject to good animal husbandry practices;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) The killing of livestock according to the provisions of ORS 603.065;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (6) Animals subject to good veterinary practices as described in ORS 686.030;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (7) Lawful fishing, hunting and trapping activities;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (8) Wildlife management practices under color of law;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (9) Lawful scientific or agricultural research or teaching that involves the use of animals;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (10) Reasonable activities undertaken in connection with the control of vermin or pests; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (11) Reasonable handling and training techniques. [1985 c.662 §6; 1995 c.663 §4; 2001 c.926 §10a]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.337 Interfering with law enforcement animal. (1) A person commits the crime of interfering with a law enforcement animal if the person intentionally or knowingly injures or attempts to injure an animal the person knows or reasonably should know is a law enforcement animal while the law enforcement animal is being used in the lawful discharge of its duty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Interfering with a law enforcement animal is a Class A misdemeanor. [Formerly 164.369]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.339 Assaulting law enforcement animal. (1) A person commits the crime of assaulting a law enforcement animal if:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) The person knowingly causes serious physical injury to or the death of a law enforcement animal, knowing that the animal is a law enforcement animal; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) The injury or death occurs while the law enforcement animal is being used in the lawful discharge of the animal’s duties.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Assaulting a law enforcement animal is a Class C felony. [2003 c.543 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.340 Animal abandonment. (1) A person commits the crime of animal abandonment if the person intentionally, knowingly, recklessly or with criminal negligence leaves a domestic animal at a location without providing for the animal’s continued care.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) It is no defense to the crime defined in subsection (1) of this section that the defendant abandoned the animal at or near an animal shelter, veterinary clinic or other place of shelter if the defendant did not make reasonable arrangements for the care of the animal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Animal abandonment is a Class B misdemeanor. [1985 c.662 §8; 2001 c.926 §11]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.345 Authority to enter premises; search warrant; notice of impoundment of animal; damage resulting from entry. (1) As used in this section, “peace officer” has the meaning given that term in ORS 161.015.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) If there is probable cause to believe that any animal is being subjected to treatment in violation of ORS 167.315 to 167.333 or 167.340, a peace officer, after obtaining a search warrant or in any other manner authorized by law, may enter the premises where the animal is located to provide the animal with food, water and emergency medical treatment and may impound the animal. If after reasonable effort the owner or person having custody of the animal cannot be found and notified of the impoundment, the notice shall be conspicuously posted on the premises and within 72 hours after the impoundment the notice shall be sent by certified mail to the address, if any, where the animal was impounded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) A peace officer is not liable for any damages for an entry under subsection (2) of this section, unless the damages were caused by the unnecessary actions of the peace officer that were intentional or reckless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) A court may order an animal impounded under subsection (2) of this section to be held at any animal care facility in the state. A facility receiving the animal shall provide adequate food and water and may provide veterinary care. [Formerly 167.860; 1993 c.519 §1; 1995 c.663 §5; 2001 c.926 §12]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.347 Forfeiture of animal to animal care agency prior to disposition of criminal charge. (1) If any animal is impounded pursuant to ORS 167.345 and is being held by a county animal shelter or other animal care agency pending outcome of criminal action charging a violation of ORS 167.315 to 167.333 or 167.340, prior to final disposition of the criminal charge, the county or other animal care agency may file a petition in the criminal action requesting that the court issue an order forfeiting the animal to the county or other animal care agency prior to final disposition of the criminal charge. The petitioner shall serve a true copy of the petition upon the defendant and the district attorney.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Upon receipt of a petition pursuant to subsection (1) of this section, the court shall set a hearing on the petition. The hearing shall be conducted within 14 days after the filing of the petition, or as soon as practicable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3)(a) At a hearing conducted pursuant to subsection (2) of this section, the petitioner shall have the burden of establishing probable cause to believe that the animal was subjected to a violation of ORS 167.315 to 167.333 or 167.340. If the court finds that probable cause exists, the court shall order immediate forfeiture of the animal to the petitioner, unless the defendant, within 72 hours of the hearing, posts a security deposit or bond with the court clerk in an amount determined by the court to be sufficient to repay all reasonable costs incurred, and anticipated to be incurred, by the petitioner in caring for the animal from the date of initial impoundment to the date of trial.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Notwithstanding paragraph (a) of this subsection, a court may waive for good cause shown the requirement that the defendant post a security deposit or bond.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) If a security deposit or bond has been posted in accordance with subsection (3) of this section, and the trial in the action is continued at a later date, any order of continuance shall require the defendant to post an additional security deposit or bond in an amount determined by the court that shall be sufficient to repay all additional reasonable costs anticipated to be incurred by the petitioner in caring for the animal until the new date of trial.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) If a security deposit or bond has been posted in accordance with subsection (4) of this section, the petitioner may draw from that security deposit or bond the actual reasonable costs incurred by the petitioner in caring for the impounded animal from the date of initial impoundment to the date of final disposition of the animal in the criminal action.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (6) The provisions of this section are in addition to, and not in lieu of, the provisions of ORS 167.350. [1995 c.369 §2; 2001 c.926 §13]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.348 Placement of forfeited animal; preference. If an animal is forfeited according to the provisions of ORS 167.347 or 167.350, in placing the animal with a new owner, the agency to which the animal was forfeited shall give placement preference to any person or persons who had prior contact with the animal, including but not limited to family members and friends of the former owner whom the agency determines are capable of providing necessary, adequate and appropriate levels of care for the animal. [1995 c.369 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.350 Forfeiture of rights in mistreated animal; costs; disposition of animal. (1) In addition to and not in lieu of any other sentence it may impose, a court may require a defendant convicted under ORS 167.315 to 167.333 or 167.340 to forfeit any rights of the defendant in the animal subjected to the violation, and to repay the reasonable costs incurred by any person or agency prior to judgment in caring for each animal subjected to the violation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) When the court orders the defendant’s rights in the animal to be forfeited, the court may further order that those rights be given over to an appropriate person or agency demonstrating a willingness to accept and care for the animal or to the county or an appropriate animal care agency for further disposition in accordance with accepted practices for humane treatment of animals. This subsection does not limit the right of the person or agency to whom rights are granted to resell or otherwise make disposition of the animal. A transfer of rights under this subsection constitutes a transfer of ownership.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) In addition to and not in lieu of any other sentence it may impose, a court may order the owner or person having custody of an animal to repay the reasonable costs incurred by any person or agency in providing minimum care to the animal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) A court may order a person convicted under ORS 167.315 to 167.333 or 167.340 to participate in available animal cruelty prevention programs or education programs, or both, or to obtain psychological counseling for treatment of mental health disorders that, in the court’s judgment, contributed to the commission of the crime. The person shall bear any costs incurred by the person for participation in counseling or treatment programs under this subsection.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) ORS 131.550 to 131.600 do not apply to the forfeiture of an animal subjected to a violation of ORS 167.315 to 167.333 or 167.340. Any such animal is subject to forfeiture as provided in subsections (1) to (3) of this section. [Formerly 167.862; 1993 c.519 §2; 1995 c.663 §6; 2001 c.666 §29; 2001 c.926 §§14a,14b; 2005 c.830 §28]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.351 Trading in nonambulatory livestock. (1) As used in this section:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) “Nonambulatory” means unable to stand or walk unassisted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) “Livestock auction market” has the meaning given that term in ORS 599.205.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) A person commits the crime of trading in nonambulatory livestock if the person knowingly delivers or accepts delivery of a nonambulatory livestock animal at a livestock auction market. This subsection does not apply to the delivery to, or acceptance by, a licensed veterinarian at a livestock auction market for the purpose of humanely euthanizing or providing appropriate medical care to the animal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) The crime of trading in nonambulatory livestock is a Class A misdemeanor. [2003 c.287 §2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.352 Interfering with assistance, search and rescue or therapy animal. (1) A person commits the crime of interfering with an assistance, a search and rescue or a therapy animal if the person intentionally or knowingly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Injures or attempts to injure an animal the person knows or reasonably should know is an assistance animal, a search and rescue animal or a therapy animal;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Interferes with an assistance animal while the assistance animal is being used to provide assistance to a person with a physical impairment; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Interferes with a search and rescue animal or a therapy animal while the animal is being used for search and rescue or therapy purposes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) As used in this section, “assistance animal” and “ person with a physical impairment” have the meanings given those terms in ORS 346.680.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) As used in this section and ORS 30.822:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) “Search and rescue animal” means that the animal has been professionally trained for, and is actively used for, search and rescue purposes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) “Therapy animal” means that the animal has been professionally trained for, and is actively used for, therapy purposes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) Interfering with an assistance, a search and rescue or a therapy animal is a Class A misdemeanor. [1993 c.312 §3; 2007 c.70 §37]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.352 was enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but was not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.355 Involvement in animal fighting. (1) A person commits the crime of involvement in animal fighting if the person:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Owns or trains an animal with the intention that the animal engage in an exhibition of fighting;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Promotes, conducts, participates in or is present as a spectator at an exhibition of fighting or preparations thereto;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Keeps or uses, or in any way is connected with or interested in the management of, or receives money for the admission of any person to any place kept or used for the purpose of an exhibition of fighting; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) Knowingly suffers or permits any place over which the person has possession or control to be occupied, kept or used for the purpose of an exhibition of fighting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) For purposes of this section:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) “Animal” means any bird, reptile, amphibian, fish or nonhuman mammal, other than a dog or a fighting bird as defined in ORS 167.426.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) “Exhibition of fighting” means a public or private display of combat between two or more animals in which the fighting, killing, maiming or injuring of animals is a significant feature. “Exhibition of fighting” does not include demonstrations of the hunting or tracking skills of an animal or the lawful use of animals for hunting, tracking or self-protection.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Involvement in animal fighting is a Class A misdemeanor. [Formerly 167.865; 1987 c.249 §6; 2003 c.484 §9]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.360 Definitions for ORS 167.360 to 167.375. As used in ORS 167.360 to 167.375:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) “Breaking stick” means a device designed for insertion behind the molars of a dog for the purpose of breaking the dog’s grip on another animal or object.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) “Cat mill” means a device that rotates around a central support with one arm designed to secure a dog and one arm designed to secure a cat, rabbit or other small animal beyond the grasp of the dog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) “Dogfight” means a fight, arranged by any person, between two or more dogs the purpose or probable result of which fight is the infliction of injury by one dog upon another.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) “Dogfighting paraphernalia” means a breaking stick, cat mill, springpole, weighted or unweighted chain collar weighing 10 pounds or more, leather or mesh collar with a strap more than two inches in width, fighting pit or unprescribed veterinary medicine that is a prescription drug as defined in ORS 689.005.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) “Fighting dog” means a dog that is intentionally bred or trained to be used in, or that is actually used in, a dogfight. A dog does not constitute a fighting dog solely on account of its breed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (6) “Fighting pit” means a walled area designed to contain a dogfight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (7) “Springpole” means a biting surface attached to a stretchable device, suspended at a height sufficient to prevent a dog from reaching the biting surface while touching the ground. [1987 c.249 §1; 2005 c.467 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.360 to 167.375 were enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but were not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.365 Dogfighting. (1) A person commits the crime of dogfighting if the person knowingly does any of the following:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Owns, possesses, keeps, breeds, trains, buys, sells or offers to sell a fighting dog, including but not limited to any advertisement by the person to sell such a dog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Promotes, conducts or participates in, or performs any service in the furtherance of, an exhibition of dogfighting, including but not limited to refereeing of a dogfight, handling of dogs at a dogfight, transportation of spectators to a dogfight, organizing a dogfight, advertising a dogfight, providing or serving as a stakes holder for any money wagered on a fight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Keeps, uses or manages, or accepts payment of admission to, any place kept or used for the purpose of dogfighting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) Suffers or permits any place over which the person has possession or control to be occupied, kept or used for the purpose of an exhibition of dogfighting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Dogfighting is a Class C felony. [1987 c.249 §2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.360.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.370 Participation in dogfighting. (1) A person commits the crime of participation in dogfighting if the person knowingly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Attends or has paid admission at any place for the purpose of viewing or betting upon a dogfight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Advertises or otherwise offers to sell equipment for the training and handling of a fighting dog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Participation in dogfighting is a Class A misdemeanor. [1987 c.249 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.360.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.372 Possessing dogfighting paraphernalia. (1) A person commits the crime of possessing dogfighting paraphernalia if the person owns or possesses dogfighting paraphernalia with the intent that the paraphernalia be used to train a dog as a fighting dog or be used in the furtherance of a dogfight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Possessing dogfighting paraphernalia is a Class A misdemeanor. [2005 c.467 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.360.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.375 Seizure of fighting dogs; procedure. (1) Pursuant to ORS 133.525 to 133.703, a judge may order the seizure of alleged fighting dogs owned, possessed or kept by any person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) The judge issuing an order for the seizure of a dog as provided in subsection (1) of this section may require the dog to be impounded at an animal shelter if the judge believes it to be in the best interest of the animal and the public to so order. The governmental unit, the agency of which executes the seizure of the dog, shall be responsible for the costs of impoundment at the animal shelter, but the governmental unit is entitled to receive reimbursement of those costs from the owner, possessor or keeper of the impounded dog. If the owner, possessor or keeper of the dog is subsequently convicted of dogfighting under ORS 167.365, the court may order the defendant to pay the costs of animal shelter as restitution in the case.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) In lieu of ordering such dogs seized under subsection (1) of this section to be impounded at an animal shelter, the court may order the dogs impounded on the property of their owner, possessor or keeper. If dogs are ordered impounded on the property of their owner, possessor or keeper, the court shall order such person to provide all necessary care for the dogs and to allow regular and continuing inspection of the dogs by any persons designated by the court, or the agents of such persons. The court shall further order the person not to sell or otherwise dispose of any of the dogs unless the court authorizes such sale or disposition, or until the seized dogs are released as evidence by the law enforcement agency that seized them, or restored to the person by the court pursuant to an order under ORS 133.643. [1987 c.249 §4]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.360.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.379 [2001 c.666 §54; repealed by 2005 c.830 §48]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.380 [1987 c.249 §5; repealed by 2001 c.666 §56]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.385 Unauthorized use of livestock animal. (1) A person commits the crime of unauthorized use of a livestock animal when the person knowingly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Takes, appropriates, obtains or withholds a livestock animal from the owner thereof or derives benefit from a livestock animal without the consent of the owner of the animal; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Takes or holds a livestock animal and thereby obtains the use of the animal to breed, bear or raise offspring without the consent of the owner of the animal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Except as otherwise provided by law, offspring born to a female livestock animal or hatched from the egg of a female livestock animal belong to the owner of the female livestock animal until the owner transfers ownership of the offspring.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) As used in this section, “livestock animal” has the same meaning given that term in ORS 164.055.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) Unauthorized use of a livestock animal is a Class A misdemeanor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) In addition to any criminal sanctions, if a defendant is convicted of the crime of unauthorized use of a livestock animal under this section, the court shall order the defendant to pay restitution to the owner of the animal. [1993 c.252 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.385 to 167.388 were enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but were not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.387 Definitions for ORS 167.387 and 167.388. As used in this section and ORS 167.388:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) “Livestock” has the meaning given in ORS 609.125.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) “Livestock production facility” means:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Any facility or organization engaged in animal breeding, production or processing; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Any facility or institution whose primary purpose is to impound estray animals, as that term is defined in ORS 607.007. [1993 c.252 §4; 1999 c.756 §14]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.385.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.388 Interference with livestock production. (1) A person commits the crime of interference with livestock production when the person, with the intent to interfere with livestock production:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Takes, appropriates, obtains or withholds livestock from the owner thereof, or causes the loss, death or injury of any livestock maintained at a livestock production facility;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Damages, vandalizes or steals any property located on a livestock production facility; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Obtains access to a livestock production facility to perform any act contained in this subsection or any other act not authorized by the livestock production facility.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) The crime of interference with livestock production is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) A Class C felony if damage to the livestock production facility is $2,500 or more; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) A Class A misdemeanor if there is no damage to the livestock production facility or if damage to the facility is less than $2,500.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Determination of damages to a livestock production facility shall be made by the court. In making its determination, the court shall consider the reasonable costs of:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Replacing lost, injured or destroyed livestock;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Restoring the livestock production facility to the approximate condition of the facility before the damage occurred; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Replacing damaged or missing records, data, material, equipment or substances used in the breeding and production of livestock.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) In addition to any criminal sanctions, if a defendant is convicted of the crime of interference with livestock production under subsection (1) of this section, the court shall order the defendant to pay restitution to the owner of the animal or the owner of the livestock production facility. [1993 c.252 §§2,3; 2001 c.554 §2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.385.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.390 Commerce in fur of domestic cats and dogs prohibited; exception. (1) A person may not take, buy, sell, barter or otherwise exchange for commerce in fur purposes the raw fur or products that include the fur of a domestic cat or dog if the fur is obtained through a process that kills or maims the cat or dog. As used in this section, “domestic cat or dog” does not include coyote, fox, lynx, bobcat or any other wild or commercially raised wild feline or wild canine species or a hybrid thereof that is not recognized as an endangered species by the United States Fish and Wildlife Service.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Violation of subsection (1) of this section, or any rule promulgated pursuant thereto, is a Class A misdemeanor when the offense is committed with a culpable mental state as defined in ORS 161.085. [1999 c.995 §§1,2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.390 was enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but was not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OFFENSES INVOLVING TOBACCO&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.400 Tobacco possession by minors prohibited. (1) It is unlawful for any person under 18 years of age to possess tobacco products, as defined in ORS 431.840.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Any person who violates subsection (1) of this section commits a Class D violation. [1991 c.970 §1; 1999 c.1051 §161]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.400, 167.402 and 167.404 were enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but were not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.401 Tobacco purchase by minors prohibited; exceptions. (1) Except as provided in subsection (4) of this section, no person under 18 years of age shall purchase, attempt to purchase or acquire tobacco products as defined in ORS 431.840. Except when such minor is in a private residence accompanied by the parent or guardian of the minor and with the consent of such parent or guardian, no person under 18 years of age shall have personal possession of tobacco products.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Any person who violates subsection (1) of this section commits a violation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3)(a) In lieu of any other penalty established by law, a person who is convicted for the first time of a violation of subsection (1) of this section may be ordered to participate in a tobacco education program or a tobacco use cessation program or to perform community service related to diseases associated with consumption of tobacco products. A person may be ordered to participate in such a program only once.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) In addition to and not in lieu of any other penalty established by law, a person who is convicted of a second violation of subsection (1) of this section through misrepresentation of age may be required to participate in a tobacco education or a tobacco use cessation program or to perform community service related to diseases associated with the consumption of tobacco products, and the court shall order that the person’s driving privileges and right to apply for driving privileges be suspended for a period not to exceed one year. If a court has issued an order denying driving privileges under this subsection, the court, upon petition of the person, may withdraw the order at any time the court deems appropriate. The court notification to the Department of Transportation under this subsection may include a recommendation that the person be granted a hardship permit under ORS 807.240 if the person is otherwise eligible for the permit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) A minor acting under the supervision of an adult may purchase, attempt to purchase or acquire tobacco products for the purpose of testing compliance with a federal law, state statute, local law or retailer management policy limiting or regulating the delivery of tobacco products to minors. [1999 c.1077 §8]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.401 was enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but was not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.402 Locating tobacco vending machines where minors have access prohibited. (1) No person having authority over such placement shall locate a vending machine from which tobacco products, as defined in ORS 431.840, in any form are dispensed in any place legally accessible to persons under 18 years of age except taverns and cocktail lounges, industrial plants, as defined in ORS 308.408, hotels and motels.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Violation of subsection (1) of this section is a Class B violation. Each day of violation constitutes a separate offense. [1991 c.970 §2; 1999 c.1051 §162]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.400.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.404 Limitation on right of city or county to regulate tobacco vending machines. Cities and counties by ordinance or resolution shall not regulate vending machines that dispense tobacco products, as defined in ORS 431.840, in any form and that are in any manner accessible to minors. [1991 c.970 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.400.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.405 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.407 Locating tobacco products where customers can access without store employee prohibited. (1) A person having authority over the location of cigarettes and other tobacco products in a retail store may not locate cigarettes or other tobacco products in a location in the store where the cigarettes or other tobacco products are accessible by store customers without assistance by a store employee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Violation of subsection (1) of this section is a Class B violation. Each day of violation constitutes a separate offense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Subsections (1) and (2) of this section do not apply if the location at which the cigarettes or tobacco products are sold is a store or other establishment at which persons under 18 years of age are prohibited. [2003 c.804 §84]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.407 was enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but was not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.410 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.415 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.420 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.425 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OFFENSES INVOLVING FIGHTING BIRDS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.426 Definitions for ORS 167.426 to 167.439. As used in ORS 167.426 to 167.439:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) “Cockfight” means a fight between two or more birds that is arranged by a person and that has the purpose or probable result of one bird inflicting injury to another bird.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) “Constructive possession” means an exercise of dominion and control over the location and treatment of property without taking physical possession of the property.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) “Fighting bird” means a bird that is intentionally reared or trained for use in, or that actually is used in, a cockfight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) “Gaff” means an artificial steel spur designed for attachment to the leg of a fighting bird in replacement of the bird’s natural spurs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) “Slasher” means a steel weapon resembling a curved knife blade designed for attachment to the foot of a fighting bird. [2003 c.484 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.426 to 167.439 were enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but were not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.428 Cockfighting. (1) A person commits the crime of cockfighting if the person knowingly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Owns, possesses, keeps, rears, trains, buys, sells or advertises or otherwise offers to sell a fighting bird.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Promotes or participates in, or performs services in furtherance of, the conducting of a cockfight. As used in this paragraph, “services in furtherance” includes, but is not limited to, transporting spectators to a cockfight, handling fighting birds, organizing, advertising or refereeing a cockfight and providing, or acting as stakeholder for, money wagered on a cockfight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Keeps, uses or manages, or accepts payment of admission to, a place for the conducting of a cockfight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) Suffers or permits a place in the possession or control of the person to be occupied, kept or used for the conducting of a cockfight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (e) Manufactures, buys, sells, barters, exchanges, possesses, advertises or otherwise offers to sell a gaff, slasher or other sharp implement designed for attachment to a fighting bird with the intent that the gaff, slasher or other sharp implement be used in cockfighting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Subsection (1)(a) of this section does not apply to the owning, possessing, keeping, rearing, buying, selling, advertising or otherwise offering for sale of a bird for purposes other than training the bird as a fighting bird, using or intending to use the bird in cockfighting or supplying the bird knowing that the bird is intended to be used in cockfighting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) Cockfighting is a Class C felony. [2003 c.484 §2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.426.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.430 [Amended by 1961 c.648 §8; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.431 Participation in cockfighting. (1) A person commits the crime of participation in cockfighting if the person knowingly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Attends a cockfight or pays admission at any location to view or bet on a cockfight; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Manufactures, buys, sells, barters, exchanges, possesses, advertises or otherwise offers to sell equipment with the intent that the equipment be used in training or handling a fighting bird or for enhancing the fighting ability of a fighting bird. This paragraph does not apply to a gaff, slasher or other sharp implement designed for attachment to a fighting bird.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Participation in cockfighting is a Class A misdemeanor. [2003 c.484 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.426.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.433 Seizure of fighting birds; procedure. (1) Pursuant to ORS 133.525 to 133.703, a judge may order the seizure of an alleged fighting bird owned, possessed or kept by any person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) A judge ordering the seizure of an alleged fighting bird under subsection (1) of this section may order that the bird be impounded on the property of the owner, possessor or keeper of the bird. If a judge orders an alleged fighting bird impounded on the property of the owner, possessor or keeper of the bird, the court shall order the owner, possessor or keeper to provide all necessary care for the bird and to allow regular and continuing inspection of the bird by a person designated by the court, or the agent of a person designated by the court. The owner, possessor or keeper shall pay the costs of conducting the inspections. The court shall further order the owner, possessor or keeper not to sell or otherwise dispose of the bird unless the court authorizes the sale or disposition, or until the seized bird is forfeited pursuant to an order under ORS 167.435 or restored to the person pursuant to an order under ORS 133.643. [2003 c.484 §4]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.426.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.435 Forfeiture of rights in fighting birds or property. (1) In addition to and not in lieu of any other penalty the court may impose upon a person convicted of cockfighting under ORS 167.428 or participation in cockfighting under ORS 167.431, the court shall include in the judgment an order for forfeiture to the city or county where the crime occurred of the person’s rights in any property proved to have been used by the person as an instrumentality in the commission of the crime, including any fighting bird. This subsection does not limit the ability of the court to dispose of a fighting bird as provided under subsection (2) of this section.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) A fighting bird is a public nuisance, regardless of whether a person has been convicted of cockfighting or participation in cockfighting. If a bird is ordered forfeited under subsection (1) of this section or is proved by a preponderance of the evidence in a forfeiture proceeding to be a fighting bird, the court shall order that the bird be destroyed or be otherwise disposed of. Upon the conviction of the person charged, the court shall adjudge all of the seized property of the person to be forfeited and shall order that the property be destroyed or otherwise disposed of. [2003 c.484 §5]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.426.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.437 Constructive possession of fighting birds; procedure. (1) A peace officer having jurisdiction may, upon probable cause to believe that a bird is a fighting bird, take constructive possession of the bird on behalf of the law enforcement agency employing the officer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) A peace officer who takes constructive possession of an alleged fighting bird pursuant to this section must do the following:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Place a tag or other device approved by the law enforcement agency on the cage or other enclosure where the fighting bird is located. The tag or other device must clearly state that it is unlawful to conceal, remove or release the bird for purposes of interfering with law enforcement agency control over the bird.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Notify the owner, possessor or keeper of the bird that the bird has been seized by the law enforcement agency and may not be concealed, removed or released until authorized by a court or as provided in this section.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Promptly apply to an appropriate court for an order described in ORS 167.433.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) If a law enforcement agency takes constructive possession of a fighting bird under this section, the owner, possessor or keeper of the bird shall provide all necessary care for the bird.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) Constructive possession of an alleged fighting bird pursuant to this section terminates when a court order described in ORS 167.433 is served on the owner, possessor or keeper of the bird, or after 24 hours, whichever occurs first. [2003 c.484 §6]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.426.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.439 Forcible recovery of fighting bird. (1) A person commits the crime of forcible recovery of a fighting bird if the person knowingly dispossesses, or knowingly attempts to dispossess, a law enforcement agency of constructive possession of a fighting bird.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Forcible recovery of a fighting bird is a Class C felony. [2003 c.484 §7]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.426.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OFFENSES INVOLVING UNUSED PROPERTY MARKETS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.500 Definitions for ORS 167.502, 167.506 and 167.508. As used in ORS 167.502, 167.506 and 167.508:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (1) “Baby food” or “infant formula” means food manufactured, packaged and labeled specifically for sale for consumption by a child under the age of two years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) “Medical device” means an object or substance that is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Required under federal law to bear the label “Caution: Federal law requires dispensing by or on the order of a physician”; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Defined by federal law as a medical device and is intended:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) For use in the diagnosis of disease or other conditions in humans or animals;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) For use in the cure, mitigation, treatment or prevention of disease in humans or animals; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (C) To affect the structure or a function of the bodies of humans or animals without achieving any of its principal intended purposes through metabolism or through chemical action within or on the bodies of humans or animals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) “New and unused property” means tangible personal property:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) That was acquired by a person directly from a producer, manufacturer, wholesaler or retailer in the ordinary course of business and has not been used since its production or manufacture; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) That was packaged when it was originally produced or manufactured and the property is in its original and unopened package.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4)(a) “Nonprescription drugs” means drugs that may be sold without a prescription and that, in accordance with the requirements of the statutes and regulations of this state and the federal government, are:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) Prepackaged for use by a consumer;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) Prepared by a manufacturer or producer for use by a consumer; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (C) Labeled and unadulterated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) “Nonprescription drugs” does not include herbal products, dietary supplements, botanical extracts or vitamins.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5) “Prior conviction” means a conviction that was entered prior to imposing sentence on the current crime, provided that the prior conviction is based on a crime committed in a separate criminal episode.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (6) “Unused property market” means an event:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Where at least two persons offer new and unused property for sale or exchange and the person organizing or conducting the event charges a fee upon the sale or exchange of the new and unused property;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Where at least two persons offer new and unused property for sale or exchange and a prospective buyer must pay a fee for admission to an area where new and unused property is offered for sale or exchange; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Where new and unused property is offered for sale or exchange for more than 12 days in one 12-month period. [2003 c.338 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.500, 167.502, 167.506 and 167.508 were enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but were not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.502 Sale of certain items at unused property market prohibited; exceptions. (1) Except as provided in subsection (2) of this section, a person may not offer for sale or exchange or knowingly permit the sale or exchange of baby food, infant formula, cosmetics, personal care products, nonprescription drugs or medical devices at an unused property market.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) A person may sell or exchange the items listed in subsection (1) of this section if the person:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Has a written authorization that identifies the person as an authorized representative of the manufacturer or distributor of those items; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Makes the written authorization available for public inspection.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3)(a) A person who violates this section commits a Class C misdemeanor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) A person who violates this section and who has one prior conviction under this section that was entered within the last 10 years commits a Class B misdemeanor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) A person who violates this section and who has two or more prior convictions under this section that were entered within the last 10 years commits a Class A misdemeanor. [2003 c.338 §2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.500.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.505 [Amended by 1959 c.530 §3; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.506 Recordkeeping requirements. (1) When a person purchases more than 10 items of new and unused property for resale at an unused property market, the person shall maintain a record for two years after the date of purchase.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) The record required in subsection (1) of this section must contain:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) The date of the purchase of the new and unused property;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) The name and address of the person from which the new and unused property was purchased;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) A description and identification of the new and unused property; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) The price paid for the new and unused property.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) A person shall, upon request, provide the record described in subsection (2) of this section for the purpose of inspection within a reasonable time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4)(a) A person who violates this section commits a Class C misdemeanor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) A person who violates this section and who has one prior conviction under this section that was entered within the last 10 years commits a Class B misdemeanor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) A person who violates this section and who has two or more prior convictions under this section that were entered within the last 10 years commits a Class A misdemeanor. [2003 c.338 §3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.500.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.508 Exemptions from ORS 167.502 and 167.506. (1) ORS 167.502 and 167.506 do not apply to a person who:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Sells or exchanges new and unused property that was not produced or manufactured within the last five years as indicated by the style of the packaging or of the material itself;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Sells by sample, catalog or brochure for future delivery; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Makes a sales presentation to a consumer who received an individualized invitation to attend the sales presentation prior to the sales presentation from an owner or legal occupant of the premises where the sales presentation takes place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) The recordkeeping requirements in ORS 167.506 do not apply to:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) A person who sells or exchanges new and unused property at an event that is organized and operated:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) For the exclusive benefit of a community chest, a fund, a foundation, an association or a corporation; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) For religious, educational or charitable purposes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) A person who sells or exchanges motor vehicles or trailers that are subject to state vehicle registration requirements.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) A person who sells or exchanges new and unused property at a gun show as defined in ORS 166.432.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) A person who sells or exchanges new and unused property at a livestock auction market as defined in ORS 599.205. [2003 c.338 §4]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: See note under 167.500.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.510 [Amended by 1959 c.530 §4; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.515 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.520 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.525 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.530 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.535 [Amended by 1959 c.530 §5; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.540 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.545 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.550 [Amended by 1959 c.426 §8; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.555 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.605 [Amended by 1963 c.201 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.610 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.615 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.620 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.625 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.630 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.635 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.640 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.645 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.705 [Amended by 1959 c.503 §6; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.710 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.715 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.720 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.725 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.730 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.735 [Repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.740 [Amended by 1965 c.370 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.745 [1959 c.200 §1; repealed by 1971 c.743 §432]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MISCELLANEOUS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.808 Unlawful possession of inhalants. (1) For the purposes of this section:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) “Inhalant” means any glue, cement or other substance that is capable of causing intoxication and that contains one or more of the following chemical compounds:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (A) Acetone;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (B) Amyl acetate;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (C) Benzol or benzene;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (D) Butane;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (E) Butyl acetate;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (F) Butyl alcohol;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (G) Carbon tetrachloride;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (H) Chloroform;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (I) Cyclohexanone;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (J) Difluoroethane;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (K) Ethanol or ethyl alcohol;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (L) Ethyl acetate;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (M) Hexane;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (N) Isopropanol or isopropyl alcohol;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (O) Isopropyl acetate;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (P) Methyl cellosolve acetate;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (Q) Methyl ethyl ketone;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (R) Methyl isobutyl ketone;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (S) Nitrous oxide;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (T) Toluol or toluene;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (U) Trichloroethylene;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (V) Tricresyl phosphate;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (W) Xylol or xylene; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (X) Any other solvent, material, substance, chemical or combination thereof having the property of releasing toxic vapors or fumes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) “Intoxication” means any mental or physical impairment or incapacity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) It is unlawful for a person to possess any inhalant if the person intends to use the inhalant for the purpose of inducing intoxication in the person who possesses the inhalant or for the purpose of inducing intoxication in any other person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) A person may not use any inhalant for the purpose of inducing intoxication in the person using the inhalant or for the purpose of inducing intoxication in any other person.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) The prohibitions of this section do not apply to any substance that:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Has been prescribed by a health practitioner, as described in ORS 31.740, and that is used in the manner prescribed by the health practitioner; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Is administered or used under the supervision of a health practitioner, as described in ORS 31.740.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (5)(a) Any person who violates this section commits a violation. Violation of this section is punishable by a fine of not more than $300. In addition to or in lieu of a fine, a juvenile court may require that a minor who engages in conduct prohibited by this section be provided with treatment and counseling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Notwithstanding paragraph (a) of this subsection, a second or subsequent violation of this section by a person is a Class B misdemeanor. If a juvenile court finds that a minor has engaged in conduct prohibited by this section on a second or subsequent occasion, the court shall require that the minor receive treatment and counseling. [1999 c.229 §1; 1999 c.1051 §322f]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.808 was enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but was not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.810 Creating a hazard. (1) A person commits the crime of creating a hazard if:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) The person intentionally maintains or leaves in a place accessible to children a container with a compartment of more than one and one-half cubic feet capacity and a door or lid which locks or fastens automatically when closed and which cannot easily be opened from the inside; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Being the owner or otherwise having possession of property upon which there is a well, cistern, cesspool, excavation or other hole of a depth of four feet or more and a top width of 12 inches or more, the owner intentionally fails or refuses to cover or fence it with a suitable protective construction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Creating a hazard is a Class B misdemeanor. [1971 c.743 §284]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.820 Concealing the birth of an infant. (1) A person commits the crime of concealing the birth of an infant if the person conceals the corpse of a newborn child with intent to conceal the fact of its birth or to prevent a determination of whether it was born dead or alive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Concealing the birth of an infant is a Class A misdemeanor. [1971 c.743 §286]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.822 Improper repair of vehicle inflatable restraint system. (1) A person commits the crime of improper repair of a vehicle inflatable restraint system if the person knowingly:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Installs as part of a vehicle inflatable restraint system an object that is not designed in accordance with federal safety regulations for the make, model and year of the motor vehicle; or&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) If requested to repair or replace a vehicle inflatable restraint system, fails to install an object that is required to make a vehicle inflatable restraint system comply with federal safety regulations for the make, model and year of the motor vehicle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) Improper repair of a vehicle inflatable restraint system is a Class A misdemeanor. [2001 c.439 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.822 was enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but was not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.824 Unlawful possession of undeployed air bags or air bag canisters. (1) A person may not possess more than two undeployed air bags or air bag canisters containing sodium azide that have been removed from a vehicle. This subsection does not apply to motor vehicle dealers, automobile repair facilities or dismantlers certified under ORS 822.110.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) A violation of subsection (1) of this section is a Class C misdemeanor. [2005 c.514 §2; 2005 c.654 §13b]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      Note: 167.824 was enacted into law by the Legislative Assembly but was not added to or made a part of ORS chapter 167 or any series therein by legislative action. See Preface to Oregon Revised Statutes for further explanation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.830 Employment of minors in place of public entertainment. Except as provided in ORS 167.840, any person operating or conducting a place of public amusement or entertainment, who employs or allows a child under the age of 18 years to conduct or assist in conducting any public dance, including but not limited to dancing by the child as a public performance, or to assist in or furnish music for public dancing, commits a Class D violation. [1971 c.743 §292; 1987 c.905 §18; 1999 c.1051 §163]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.840 Application of ORS 167.830 limited. (1) ORS 167.830 does not apply if:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) Alcoholic beverages are not permitted to be dispensed or consumed in the place of public amusement or entertainment open to the individuals attending the public dance;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) Alcoholic beverages are not permitted to be dispensed or consumed in any place connected by an entrance to the place of public amusement or entertainment;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (c) Applicable laws, regulations and ordinances for the protection of children under the age of 18 years are observed in the conduct of the dance; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (d) At least one responsible adult is present at all times during the public dance to see that applicable laws, regulations and ordinances for the protection of children under 18 years of age are observed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (2) ORS 167.830 does not apply if the child has the written permission of the judge of the juvenile court, for the county in which the child resides, to conduct or assist in conducting the public dance. The judge of the juvenile court shall grant such permission only if:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (a) The parents or legal guardians of the child have consented to the child’s participation in such activity; and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (b) The judge has found that participation in such activity will not be inconsistent with the health, safety and morals of the child.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (3) This section is not intended to make lawful any activity that is prohibited within a political subdivision of this state by ordinance or other regulation of the political subdivision.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      (4) The requirements of this section are in addition to, and not in lieu of, the requirements of ORS 653.315. [1971 c.743 §293]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.850 [1971 c.743 §226; repealed by 1985 c.662 §15]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.860 [1971 c.596 §1; 1973 c.836 §345; 1985 c.662 §7; renumbered 167.345]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.862 [1983 c.648 §1; 1985 c.662 §9; renumbered 167.350]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.865 [1977 c.539 §2; renumbered 167.355]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      167.870 [1973 c.316 §1; repealed by 1999 c.729 §1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;_______________&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-5323898838255328215?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/5323898838255328215/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/part-iv-old-codes-see.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/5323898838255328215'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/5323898838255328215'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/part-iv-old-codes-see.html' title='Part IV: The Old Codes. See?'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-6252839897773126789</id><published>2009-02-27T19:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-27T19:25:06.607-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Part III: The SC Staute. How does it Compare to Yours?</title><content type='html'>Lets breakdown this law line by line. Now mind you, this is only my interpretation of the law, only a court can decide what it really means. Then we will make up a defendant and try to apply the law. My comments in italics. Some day I will learn HTML, but for now italics are the only thing that transfers from word to blog unaltered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Title 47 - Animals, Livestock and Poultry&lt;br /&gt;CHAPTER 1.&lt;br /&gt;CRUELTY TO ANIMALS&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-10. Definitions. &lt;br /&gt;As used in this chapter: &lt;br /&gt;(1) "Animal" means a living vertebrate creature except a homo sapien. &lt;br /&gt;That’s pretty clear. ALL animals except humans. But it does not really separate animals we want to have around from animals we don’t. Are we talking about domestic animals or just any animal on your property?&lt;br /&gt;(2) "Sustenance" means adequate food provided at suitable intervals of quantities of wholesome foodstuff suitable for the species and age, sufficient to maintain a reasonable level of nutrition to allow for proper growth and weight and adequate water provided with constant access to a supply of clean, fresh, and potable water provided in a suitable manner for the species. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wait, what? Do they want adequate water or water at all times? Does that mean a dog in a crate must have water 24/7? If you crate your dog without water, do you feel like you should be criminally charged? As water that has been in the hot SC sun all day still clean and fresh? What is clean? Is a stream clean or do you have to test it? A pond? Is a pond clean? I think the fed section is pretty clear after they get past reasonable because they do define what the goal should be. If your animal is too skinny due to lack of food it was not reasonable.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(3) "Shelter" means shelter that reasonably may be expected to protect the animal from physical suffering or impairment of health due to exposure to the elements or adverse weather. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;No way this can be interpreted to be anything but a right to shelter for the animal. Shelter is good. I am all for shelter, but it is not necessary and no doubt all the Ag people exempted do not supply shelter in a feet lot or at pasture. Lets face it, Cattle are woodland creatures like deer. If you see them outside grazing during the day they are being asked to do what they are not designed for. They do not even sweat. But is that cruel or negligence? On the other hand, this sort of makes it law that your animals must be inside during a storm. They must be protected from adverse weather. Not just having it available, but making sure they use it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-20. Acts of agents imputed to corporations. &lt;br /&gt;The knowledge and acts of agents and persons employed by corporations in regard to animals transported, owned or employed by or in the custody of such corporations shall be held to be the acts and knowledge of such corporations. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-30. Repealed by 1998 Act No. 367, Section 9, eff May 27, 1998. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-40. Ill-treatment of animals generally. &lt;br /&gt;(A) Whoever knowingly or intentionally overloads, overdrives, overworks, ill-treats any animal, deprives any animal of necessary sustenance or shelter, inflicts unnecessary pain or suffering upon any animal, or by omission or commission knowingly or intentionally causes these things to be done, for every offense is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be punished by imprisonment not exceeding sixty days or by a fine of not less than one hundred dollars nor more than five hundred dollars, or both, for a first offense; by imprisonment not exceeding ninety days or by a fine not exceeding eight hundred dollars, or both, for a second offense; or by imprisonment not exceeding two years or by a fine not exceeding two thousand dollars, or both, for a third or subsequent offense. Notwithstanding any other provision of law, a first offense under this subsection shall be tried in magistrate's or municipal court. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;This law applies a knowing and intentional standard. So if you are just stupid and think animals do not need to eat you are not guilty. Some states take the knowingly out. Its hard to prove what people knew. I am not saying this is a bad thing. I think a criminal law should have a mens rhea or intentional element, but where or how do we know what people should have known to not do stupid things? Nobody is required to take a class, get a license on care or take a test. You just go get an animal. I suppose a common sense standard is applied, but common sense is not that common.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(B) Whoever tortures, torments, needlessly mutilates, cruelly kills, or inflicts excessive or repeated unnecessary pain or suffering upon any animal or by omission or commission causes the acts to be done for any of the offenses is guilty of a felony and, upon conviction, must be punished by imprisonment of not less than one hundred eighty days and not to exceed five years and by a fine of five thousand dollars. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;This is the cruelty part. But what animals does it apply to? Mice? Are mouse traps illegal? They are cruel. What about poison? What kind of killing is not cruelly?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(C) This section does not apply to fowl, accepted animal husbandry practices of farm operations and the training of animals, the practice of veterinary medicine, agricultural practices, forestry and silvacultural practices, wildlife management practices, or activity authorized by Title 50, including an activity authorized by the South Carolina Department of Natural Resources or an exercise designed for training dogs for hunting, if repeated contact with a dog or dogs and another animal does not occur during this training exercise. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;And here is a mindboggling list of exclusions. Fowl is beneath our compassion. And TRAINING??? That’s an odd thing to exclude. Spur a horse until it drips blood but its OK because its for training? What about whipping a dressage horse for an hour non-stop. That is excluded? And here we have agriculture excluded because we are really not talking about ALL non human animals—we are talking about certain non-human animals who’s right exceed their economic value as meat or fiber or other uses. Some accepted practices clearly violate the first 2 clauses. Wildlife, sorry, you do not get protection. So what is really left? Pets and livestock so far gone even the exemption does not apply. I am not sure how this law might apply to cruel wildlife management practices or cruel sport practices.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-50. Cruel work; carriage in vehicles; penalties. &lt;br /&gt;(A) An owner, a possessor, or a person having the charge or custody of an animal may not: &lt;br /&gt;(1) cruelly drive or work it when unfit for labor; &lt;br /&gt;(2) carry it, or cause it to be carried, in or upon a vehicle or otherwise in an unnecessarily cruel or inhumane manner. &lt;br /&gt;(B) A person who violates this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be punished for each offense in the manner prescribed in Section 47-1-40(A). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;You can see how these laws evolved over time to address specific concerns. Carriage horses have their own clause, but they are pretty are these days. This is actually addressed in the first clause, but this clause might be a holdover form the days when many horses were draft animals.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-60. Cutting muscles of tails of horses, asses, mules, mares, or geldings prohibited. &lt;br /&gt;Any person who (a) cuts the tissue or muscle of the tail of any horse, ass, mule, mare or gelding, or otherwise operates upon it in any manner for the purpose or with the effect of altering the natural carriage of the tail, except when such cutting or operation is necessary for the health or life of the animal, as certified to in writing by a licensed veterinarian, (b) causes, procures or knowingly permits such cutting or operation to be done or (c) assists in or is voluntarily present at such cutting or operation shall be guilty of a misdemeanor. &lt;br /&gt;Any person convicted of violating any of the provisions of this section shall be fined not less than fifty nor more than one hundred dollars or imprisoned not less than fifteen nor more than thirty days. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Again, when did we stop cutting tails? Docking is out for horses, but not for dogs. Random cause driven laws. One cause that was popular in days gone by was the methods used on saddle seat horses to get a desired tail set. It made it in here. But it’s not the cutting off of part of an animal that is the problem, its just certain animals. Cut off bits of your dog all you want. And notice the categories. Are stallions the horses? Or would horses not naturally include mares and geldings? Can you cut fillies and colts?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-70. Abandonment of animals; penalties; hunting dog exception. &lt;br /&gt;(A) A person may not abandon an animal. As used in this section "abandonment" is defined as deserting, forsaking, or intending to give up absolutely an animal without securing another owner or without providing the necessities of life. "Necessities of life" includes: &lt;br /&gt;(1) adequate water which means a constant access to a supply of clean, fresh, and potable water provided in a suitable manner for the species; &lt;br /&gt;(2) adequate food which means provision at suitable intervals of quantities of wholesome foodstuff suitable for the species and age, sufficient to maintain a reasonable level of nutrition to allow for proper growth and weight; &lt;br /&gt;(3) adequate shelter which means shelter that reasonably may be expected to protect the animal from physical suffering or impairment of health due to exposure to the elements or adverse weather. &lt;br /&gt;(B) A person who violates this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be fined not less than two hundred nor more than five hundred dollars or imprisoned not more than thirty days, or both. Offenses under this section must be tried in the magistrate's or municipal court. &lt;br /&gt;(C) A hunting dog that is positively identifiable in accordance with Section 47-3-510 or Section 47-3-530 is exempt from this section. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Wait, wasn’t all this already covered in the first 2 sections? I think they mean to address literally dumping an animal off or leaving it completely. What is the distinction here and how does it apply to facts to make it a worse offense then the first one warranting harsher penalties?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-75. Immunity from civil and criminal liability. &lt;br /&gt;Any person, including a person licensed to practice veterinary medicine, or an animal control officer or agent of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals or any society incorporated for that purpose, who in good faith and without compensation for services provided, acting without malice, recklessness, or gross negligence, renders emergency care or treatment to a domestic animal which is abandoned, ill, injured, or in distress related to an accident or disaster shall not be liable or subject to any civil or criminal liability for any injuries or harm to such animal resulting from the rendering of such care or treatment, or any act or failure to act to provide or arrange for further medical treatment or care for such animal. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;I hate these things. No the laws, but the wording. Any person includes any person, but then having a list follow it makes me think NOT any person but just those listed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-80. Destruction of abandoned infirm animal. &lt;br /&gt;Any agent or officer of the Department of Health and Environmental Control or police officer or officer of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals or of any society duly incorporated for that purpose may lawfully destroy, or cause to be destroyed, any animal found abandoned and not properly cared for, appearing to be glandered, injured or diseased past recovery for any useful purpose. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;I am not sure what glandered is. I could look it up, but they could have just used a word that is understandable. And “appearing to be past recovery for any useful purpose” makes me cringe. That covers a whole lot of pets and pasture puffs. Plus the definition of abandoned is not properly cared for, but its still not defined as anything else. If they drive by my house and see a lame old horse that I just got and is skinny, can they just kill it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-90. Overloading and length of confinement of animals in railroad cars. &lt;br /&gt;No railroad company in the carrying or transportation of animals shall overload the cars nor permit the animals to be confined in cars for a longer period than thirty-six consecutive hours without unloading them for rest, water and feeding for a period of at least five consecutive hours, unless prevented from so unloading by storm or other accidental causes beyond the control of such railroad company; provided, however, that when animals shall be carried in cars in which they can and do have proper food, water and space and opportunity for rest, the foregoing provisions in regard to their being unloaded shall not apply. &lt;br /&gt;In estimating such confinement the time during which the animals have been confined without such rest on connecting roads from which they are received shall be included, it being the intent of this section to prohibit their continuous confinement beyond the period of thirty-six hours, except upon the contingencies hereinbefore stated. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um. . . do a lot of shipping railroad cars lately?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-100. Care of animals unloaded during transit. &lt;br /&gt;Animals unloaded as required by Section 47-1-90 shall be properly fed, watered and sheltered during such rest by the owner or person having the custody thereof or, in case of his default in so doing, then by the railroad company transporting such animals at the expense of the owner or person in custody thereof; and the company shall, in such case, have a lien upon such animals for food, care and custody furnished and shall not be liable for any detention of such animals. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-110. Violations of Sections 47-1-90 and 47-1-100. &lt;br /&gt;Any company or the owner or custodian of such animals who shall fail to comply with the provisions of Sections 47-1-90 and 47-1-100 shall, for each and every such offense, if found guilty, be fined not less than fifty nor more than five hundred dollars, in any court of competent jurisdiction. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Hey, here’s an idea. Lets see this updated to trucks and trailers, huh?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-120. Custody of animals in charge of arrested persons. &lt;br /&gt;When a person arrested is, at the time of the arrest, in charge of an animal, an agent of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or of any society incorporated for that purpose, may take charge of the animal and deposit the animal in a safe place of custody or deliver the animal into the possession of the police or sheriff of the county or place where the arrest was made, who shall assume the custody of the animal; and all necessary expenses incurred in taking charge of the animal shall be a lien thereon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;I remember a case about 15 years ago. Police knock down door and raid house. The dog barks at police. They crack him over the head with baton and knock him out. They take him to animal control and refuse to give him back and plan on putting him down. They had the wrong house. There was no crime gong on inside that house at all. Even after this is discovered they will not give dog back. So one night dog is stolen from shelter. All letters to the editor are in favor of the dog thieves.&lt;br /&gt;But back to the law. It costs $$ to bail out an animal. It is unclear whether a friend or relative can go get the animal immediately.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-125. Coloring or dying animals prohibited; sale or distribution of certain young animals prohibited; penalty. &lt;br /&gt;(1) It is unlawful for any person to dye or color artificially any animal or fowl, including but not limited to rabbits, baby chickens, and ducklings, or to bring any dyed or colored animal or fowl into this State. &lt;br /&gt;(2) It is unlawful for any person to sell, offer for sale or give away as merchandising premiums, baby chickens, ducklings or other fowl under four weeks of age or rabbits under two months of age to be used as pets, toys or retail premiums. &lt;br /&gt;(3) This section shall not be construed to apply to any animal or fowl, including but not limited to rabbits, baby chickens and ducklings to be used or raised for agricultural purposes by persons with proper facilities to care for them or for poultry or livestock exhibitions. &lt;br /&gt;(4) Any person violating the provisions of this section shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor and upon conviction shall be fined not more than two hundred dollars or imprisoned for not more than thirty days. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;This is all stuff dating back about 50 years. Easter chicks and ducks and bunnies were all over dyed in Easter colors. I like the juxtaposition of ITS BAD bit its NOT BAD if you are a farmer. Because Ag chicks can be sent in the mail and sent very young and apparently any color you want. Who is the protection f or and what standard is used to decide what is humane and what is not? Because I am kind of thinking I’d rather be a young pink pet chick then the one headed for the poultry house.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-130. Arrest for violation of laws prohibiting cruelty to animals. &lt;br /&gt;Any person violating the laws in relation to cruelty to animals may be arrested and held, without warrant, in the same manner as in the case of persons found breaking the peace.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;I wonder why no warrant? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-140. Care of animals after arrest of person in charge. &lt;br /&gt;The person making the arrest, with or without warrant, shall use reasonable diligence to give notice to the owner of the animals found in the charge or custody of the person arrested, if the person is not the owner, and shall care and provide properly for the animals. The person making such arrest shall have a lien on the animals for the expense of such care and provision. But if such person making the arrest be an agent of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or other society incorporated for that purpose, the provisions of Section 47-1-120 shall apply in lieu of the provisions of this section. Notwithstanding any other provision of law, an animal may be seized preceding an arrest and pursuant to Section 47-1-150. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Yeah, the SC Supreme Court read this to require a warrant after all and a hearing. They basically voided this and said use 47-1-150 instead.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-150. Issuance of search warrant; purpose of section; motions regarding custody of animal; notice; care, disposal of, or return of animal. &lt;br /&gt;(A) When complaint is made on oath or affirmation to any magistrate authorized to issue warrants in criminal cases that the complainant believes and has reasonable cause to believe that the laws in relation to cruelty to animals have been or are being violated in any particular building or place, such magistrate, if satisfied that there is reasonable cause for such belief, shall issue a search warrant authorizing any sheriff, deputy sheriff, deputy state constable, constable or police officer to search such building or place; but no search shall be made after sunset, unless specially authorized by the magistrate upon satisfactory cause shown. If an animal is seized pursuant to this section and the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty of Animals, or other society incorporated for that purpose is involved with the seizure, the animal may be held pending criminal disposition of the case at a facility maintained or contracted by that agency. &lt;br /&gt;(B) The purpose of this section is to provide a means by which a neglected or mistreated animal can be: &lt;br /&gt;(1) removed from its present custody, or &lt;br /&gt;(2) made the subject of an order to provide care, issued to its owner by the magistrate or municipal judge, any law enforcement officer, or any agent of the county or of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or any society incorporated for that purpose and given protection and an appropriate and humane disposition made. &lt;br /&gt;(C) Any law enforcement officer or any agent of any county or of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or any society incorporated for that purpose may move before a magistrate for an order to: &lt;br /&gt;(1) lawfully take custody of any animal found neglected or cruelly treated by removing the animal from its present location if deemed by the court that removal is necessary to prevent further suffering or ill-treatment, or &lt;br /&gt;(2) order the owner of any animal found neglected or cruelly treated to provide certain care to the animal at the owner's expense without removal of the animal from its present location, and shall forthwith petition the magistrate or municipal judge of the county or municipality wherein the animal is found for a hearing, to be set within twenty-four hours after the date of seizure of the animal or issuance of the order to provide care and held not more than two days after the setting of such date, to determine whether the owner, if known, is able to provide adequately for the animal and is fit to have custody of the animal. The hearing shall be concluded, and the court order entered the date the hearing is commenced. No fee shall be charged for the filing of the petition. Nothing herein is intended to require court action for the taking into custody and making proper disposition of stray or abandoned animals as lawfully performed by animal control agents. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;The recent case did not really apply the “or”. The “or’ is what they had to go on but the court decided the “or” was an “and”. And thus the importance of every letter and punctuation in a code.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(D) The officer or agent of any county or of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or of any society incorporated for that purpose, taking charge of any animal pursuant to the provisions of this section shall have written notice served prior to the hearing set forth in subsection (C)(2), upon the owner of the animal, if he is known and is residing in the county where the animal was taken. The sheriff of the county shall not charge a fee for service of such notice. If the owner of the animal is known but is residing outside of the county wherein the animal was taken, notice of the hearing shall be by publication. &lt;br /&gt;(E) If any seized animal held by court order at the owner's premises is removed without notification to the investigating agency, or if an animal becomes sick or dies, and the owner or custodian fails to immediately notify the investigating agency, the owner must be held in contempt of court and fined up to the penalties provided by law. &lt;br /&gt;(F) The officer or agent of any county or of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or of any society incorporated for that purpose, taking charge of an animal as provided for in this section shall provide for the animal until either: &lt;br /&gt;(1) The owner is adjudged by the court to be able to provide adequately for, and have custody of, the animal, in which case the animal shall be returned to the owner upon payment for the care and provision of the animal while in the agent's or officer's custody; or &lt;br /&gt;(2) The animal is turned over to the officer or agent as provided in Section 47-1-170 and a humane disposition of the animal is made. &lt;br /&gt;(G) If the court determines that the owner is able to provide adequately for, and have custody of the animal, the order shall provide that the animal in possession of the officer or agent be claimed and removed by the owner within seven days after the date of the order. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;In reality these things take years and the board bills add up to huge amounts of $$$. However, in this state it take so much to get animals seized there are rarely mistakes and so far nobody has been wrongly accused.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-160. Disposition of fines. &lt;br /&gt;All fines collected for violations of this chapter must be distributed as follows: &lt;br /&gt;(1) If the trial court finds that there was a nonprofit animal humane organization in the municipality or county materially involved in or aiding in the prosecution of the violation, one-half of the fine must be distributed to the nonprofit animal humane organization and the remaining one-half must be distributed as is otherwise provided by law. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;This is great. It’s a way to fund rescues. Does your state do this?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(2) If there is no finding of material involvement or aiding in the prosecution of the violation by a nonprofit animal humane organization, the fine must be distributed as is provided by law. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-170. Penalties for violations of chapter. &lt;br /&gt;The owner or person having charge or custody of an animal cruelly used who is convicted of any violation of this chapter forfeits ownership, charge, or custody of the animal and at the discretion of the court, the person who is charged with or convicted of a violation of this chapter must be ordered to pay costs incurred to care for the animal and related expenses. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-200. Requirements for transfer of animals and importation or exportation of dog or cat; penalties for violations. &lt;br /&gt;(A) During transportation, an animal must not be confined in one area for more than twenty-four consecutive hours without being adequately exercised, rested, fed, and watered. The time may be extended reasonably when an act of God causes a delay. The animal must be provided adequate space and ventilation. &lt;br /&gt;(B) A dog or cat under eight weeks of age must not be imported or exported without being accompanied by its dam. &lt;br /&gt;(C) A person who violates the provisions of this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be fined not less than two hundred nor more than five hundred dollars or imprisoned for not more than thirty days, or both. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-210. Live animals as prizes; exceptions; penalties. &lt;br /&gt;(A) It is unlawful to give away a live animal including, but not limited to, a fish, bird, fowl, or reptile, as a prize for, or as an inducement to enter, any contest, game, or other competition, or as an inducement to enter a place of amusement, or for these species to be used as an incentive to enter into any business agreement if the offer made was for the purpose of attracting trade. &lt;br /&gt;(B) Nothing in this section may be construed to prohibit an auction or raffle of a live animal including, but not limited to, a fish, bird, fowl, or reptile. Further, the giving away or the testing of game or fowl for breeding purposes only is lawful and is not prohibited by this section as an incentive to enter into a business agreement if the person giving away or testing game or fowl is engaged in that trade. &lt;br /&gt;(C) A person who violates this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be punished for each separate offense by a fine not to exceed three hundred dollars or imprisonment not to exceed thirty days, or both. &lt;br /&gt;(D) This section does not apply when a live animal is given away as follows: &lt;br /&gt;(1) by individuals or organizations operating in conjunction with a cooperative extension education program or agricultural vocational program sanctioned by the State Department of Education or local school districts; &lt;br /&gt;(2) by individuals or organizations operating in conjunction with field trials approved by the Department of Natural Resources; or &lt;br /&gt;(3) by kennels that advertise in national publications in regard to dogs that are registered with the United Kennel Club or the American Kennel Club. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Now this is just bizarre. That gold fish you won at the fair? GIVE IT BACK AND RUN! Why is it Ok for the AKC kennels to do it? Not sure what the basis for this is, but I am all for giving animals away. Lets ban selling them and see if their welfare improves?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-6252839897773126789?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/6252839897773126789/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/part-iii-sc-staute-how-does-it-compare.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/6252839897773126789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/6252839897773126789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/part-iii-sc-staute-how-does-it-compare.html' title='Part III: The SC Staute. How does it Compare to Yours?'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-5765093421180334878</id><published>2009-02-26T16:30:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-27T00:34:15.540-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Part II: Animal Rights are Already Here.</title><content type='html'>Ok. I have been putting off posting on animal cruelty and welfare because it is highly unlikely I won’t piss someone off. I was chicken. I admit it. I tried to find a way to make everyone happy. I just can’t find it. So now you will be stuck with too much information and of course I will start with a history lesson. My blog. My thoughts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Regulating the treatment of animals is not a modern concept. It’s in the bible. That’s pretty old. Lot of primitive cultures had certain ways of telling their people what was allowed and what was not. For example, the bible says in what manner animals for food may be killed. I am talking Old Testament here. Part of Kosher is a clean, humane slaughter. First argument; but that was religion and not a law. Wrong, religious beliefs were the law back then. You violate a religious practice and you might get stoned to death. There was no separation of church and state in a really big way. Old Testament does not wait for you to go to hell. They punish you themselves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, even back in biblical times the treatment of animals was a hodgepodge of completely random and capricious rules. Some eastern cultures forbid the intentional killing of any living thing—even an insect. Not so in our Judeo-Christian belief system. Kill the steer cleanly with no suffering, stay away from the pigs, fish have no rules unless they have a shell and if its vermin you kill it as fast as you can by any means. That is not a logical system. And its purpose is unclear. I am going to stick to the Judeo-Christian belief system because that is what out modern moral and legal code is derived from. At least for now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In between biblical times and modern times the role and treatment of animals has mostly been all over the place. Prohibitions on treating animals poorly may have been for economic reasons, moral reasons, or just plain pride in a job well done. At times animals had no protections from ill abuse, but were subject to criminal prosecutions for moral failings. In the Middle Ages and right past the renaissance animals could be and were tried for crimes. If a human was tried for bestiality the animal was right there next to him and tried too. Dogs, cats, rats and all other creatures, even bugs, had court appointed lawyers to make sure they were guilty before they were executed for their crimes. For a long period of time an animal was entitled to much better legal representation than a human. I am just recounting theses facts. I am not even going to begin to try and explain it. Let’s just say morality was so important back then that even a rat had to act according to human social norms. And The Rule of Law was new and sort of cool so maybe they just got carried away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The basis of our American modern anti-cruelty statutes is about 150 years old. It was considered bad for the morals of women and children to have to see animals beaten to death in the streets of the cities, so the first modern laws were drafted. The laws were not to protect animals, but to protect humans from having to witness such gruesome scenes. The constitutional basis for state police action was to protect the moral good—an allowed use of state powers. Over the years it was to protect moral good and human health and safety. But the key is that it was all about us and not about them. Then, due to changes in the political system, our nation laws started getting written that protected animals from cruelty for the animal’s sake. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Groups of concerned citizens could lobby for laws to be changed. People now had pets and saw some animals in a different light. Women got the vote and they became actively involved in “safe, feminine” causes like animal welfare acts. So on that day when the first anti-cruelty statute was written and put into a code section just for animals like the SC one below, animals had rights.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Commence freaking out now. I mean, we all know that Animal Rights is a future thing that we either support or fear, but most of us are completely blind to the fact AR are not new and are already in place. Isn’t that what PETA and the HSUS want? Certainly I am not lumping supporters of animal welfare among those that support animal rights! Yes, I am. A “right” is something granted by force of law and if there are laws granting certain animals the right to have minimum basic needs met, they have a RIGHT to those needs. They have a right to welfare standards set out by law. They have people assigned that can ask a court to enforce that right. They have rights already, so let that sink in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, which animals have rights and what rights they have is controlled by both state and federal law. There are a lot of laws out there. The easiest way to get a handle on understanding what we are dealing with is to break it up into 2 kinds of crimes—neglect and cruelty. Neglect can be just ignorance or less then ideal conditions while cruelty is usually, but not always, intentional and outrageous. They often carry more severe punishments for intentional cruelty and there is less disagreement in what constitutes cruelty then neglect. Less, but not none.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The laws themselves often create completely artificial divisions between animals. They are based on which animals we have emotional feelings for and which ones we do not care for. They also exclude lots of common farming practices because while we may be outraged at a starving puppy, we do not want that to interfere with out hamburger for dinner. And fur and 4 legs ranks higher in most cases then other life forms, unless they are vermin and then we apply a completely different standard. If they are wild and endangered yet another standard is applied.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is absolutely no rhyme or reason behind these laws if the object is to protect animals from unnecessary suffering. They reflect a world view of a Disney animation team as much as they do any logical distinctions. So, in many ways they are just like a lot of other laws. Its illegal because we say so, now go eat your pudding. We make it up and then justify it later. As long as most of us agree, it’s all fine and dandy. Because fish can’t feel pain anyway, right?  No, not really. I eat raw oysters. That means I eat them ALIVE and they die when they hit my stomach acid. I am pretty sure if I quaffed down a few live kittens I would not be invited to your next dinner party.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So besides the fact that everything we think we know is probably wrong, it may also be unconstitutional to give animals rights without amending the constitution in some way. I know that is pretty far out there, but people go to jail for violating the rights of a non-human animal. But only some animals and some activities are illegal with absolutely no real standard to apply and no real state interest to allow police action. Animals are not supposed to have rights. If they do then don’t all animals have them? It sort of seems like the definition of arbitrary and capricious to me and in many cases the application of these laws is as arbitrary as I can possibly imagine. For example, say you have a pet pig and someone claims you are neglecting it. Just walk outside, shoot it with arrows until its good and dead and eat it. Problem solved. No pig no rights no case. And bacon is yummy. Huh? Or your horses are fine but the rats on our farm and in poor shape. Didn’t the statute say ALL non human animals? But what do they really mean? Is it vague? Like too vague? Like maybe void for vagueness  vague?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is the SC code. Read it. Really read it. Who is it designed to protect? Who is it designed to punish? Can you see the difference between neglect and cruelty? Can you actually apply this law or see a way to comply with it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Title 47 - Animals, Livestock and Poultry&lt;br /&gt;CHAPTER 1.&lt;br /&gt;CRUELTY TO ANIMALS&lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-10. Definitions. &lt;br /&gt;As used in this chapter: &lt;br /&gt;(1) "Animal" means a living vertebrate creature except a homo sapien. &lt;br /&gt;(2) "Sustenance" means adequate food provided at suitable intervals of quantities of wholesome foodstuff suitable for the species and age, sufficient to maintain a reasonable level of nutrition to allow for proper growth and weight and adequate water provided with constant access to a supply of clean, fresh, and potable water provided in a suitable manner for the species. &lt;br /&gt;(3) "Shelter" means shelter that reasonably may be expected to protect the animal from physical suffering or impairment of health due to exposure to the elements or adverse weather. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-20. Acts of agents imputed to corporations. &lt;br /&gt;The knowledge and acts of agents and persons employed by corporations in regard to animals transported, owned or employed by or in the custody of such corporations shall be held to be the acts and knowledge of such corporations. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-30. Repealed by 1998 Act No. 367, Section 9, eff May 27, 1998. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-40. Ill-treatment of animals generally. &lt;br /&gt;(A) Whoever knowingly or intentionally overloads, overdrives, overworks, ill-treats any animal, deprives any animal of necessary sustenance or shelter, inflicts unnecessary pain or suffering upon any animal, or by omission or commission knowingly or intentionally causes these things to be done, for every offense is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be punished by imprisonment not exceeding sixty days or by a fine of not less than one hundred dollars nor more than five hundred dollars, or both, for a first offense; by imprisonment not exceeding ninety days or by a fine not exceeding eight hundred dollars, or both, for a second offense; or by imprisonment not exceeding two years or by a fine not exceeding two thousand dollars, or both, for a third or subsequent offense. Notwithstanding any other provision of law, a first offense under this subsection shall be tried in magistrate's or municipal court. &lt;br /&gt;(B) Whoever tortures, torments, needlessly mutilates, cruelly kills, or inflicts excessive or repeated unnecessary pain or suffering upon any animal or by omission or commission causes the acts to be done for any of the offenses is guilty of a felony and, upon conviction, must be punished by imprisonment of not less than one hundred eighty days and not to exceed five years and by a fine of five thousand dollars. &lt;br /&gt;(C) This section does not apply to fowl, accepted animal husbandry practices of farm operations and the training of animals, the practice of veterinary medicine, agricultural practices, forestry and silvacultural practices, wildlife management practices, or activity authorized by Title 50, including an activity authorized by the South Carolina Department of Natural Resources or an exercise designed for training dogs for hunting, if repeated contact with a dog or dogs and another animal does not occur during this training exercise. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-50. Cruel work; carriage in vehicles; penalties. &lt;br /&gt;(A) An owner, a possessor, or a person having the charge or custody of an animal may not: &lt;br /&gt;(1) cruelly drive or work it when unfit for labor; &lt;br /&gt;(2) carry it, or cause it to be carried, in or upon a vehicle or otherwise in an unnecessarily cruel or inhumane manner. &lt;br /&gt;(B) A person who violates this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be punished for each offense in the manner prescribed in Section 47-1-40(A). &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-60. Cutting muscles of tails of horses, asses, mules, mares, or geldings prohibited. &lt;br /&gt;Any person who (a) cuts the tissue or muscle of the tail of any horse, ass, mule, mare or gelding, or otherwise operates upon it in any manner for the purpose or with the effect of altering the natural carriage of the tail, except when such cutting or operation is necessary for the health or life of the animal, as certified to in writing by a licensed veterinarian, (b) causes, procures or knowingly permits such cutting or operation to be done or (c) assists in or is voluntarily present at such cutting or operation shall be guilty of a misdemeanor. &lt;br /&gt;Any person convicted of violating any of the provisions of this section shall be fined not less than fifty nor more than one hundred dollars or imprisoned not less than fifteen nor more than thirty days. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-70. Abandonment of animals; penalties; hunting dog exception. &lt;br /&gt;(A) A person may not abandon an animal. As used in this section "abandonment" is defined as deserting, forsaking, or intending to give up absolutely an animal without securing another owner or without providing the necessities of life. "Necessities of life" includes: &lt;br /&gt;(1) adequate water which means a constant access to a supply of clean, fresh, and potable water provided in a suitable manner for the species; &lt;br /&gt;(2) adequate food which means provision at suitable intervals of quantities of wholesome foodstuff suitable for the species and age, sufficient to maintain a reasonable level of nutrition to allow for proper growth and weight; &lt;br /&gt;(3) adequate shelter which means shelter that reasonably may be expected to protect the animal from physical suffering or impairment of health due to exposure to the elements or adverse weather. &lt;br /&gt;(B) A person who violates this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be fined not less than two hundred nor more than five hundred dollars or imprisoned not more than thirty days, or both. Offenses under this section must be tried in the magistrate's or municipal court. &lt;br /&gt;(C) A hunting dog that is positively identifiable in accordance with Section 47-3-510 or Section 47-3-530 is exempt from this section. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-75. Immunity from civil and criminal liability. &lt;br /&gt;Any person, including a person licensed to practice veterinary medicine, or an animal control officer or agent of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals or any society incorporated for that purpose, who in good faith and without compensation for services provided, acting without malice, recklessness, or gross negligence, renders emergency care or treatment to a domestic animal which is abandoned, ill, injured, or in distress related to an accident or disaster shall not be liable or subject to any civil or criminal liability for any injuries or harm to such animal resulting from the rendering of such care or treatment, or any act or failure to act to provide or arrange for further medical treatment or care for such animal. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-80. Destruction of abandoned infirm animal. &lt;br /&gt;Any agent or officer of the Department of Health and Environmental Control or police officer or officer of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals or of any society duly incorporated for that purpose may lawfully destroy, or cause to be destroyed, any animal found abandoned and not properly cared for, appearing to be glandered, injured or diseased past recovery for any useful purpose. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-90. Overloading and length of confinement of animals in railroad cars. &lt;br /&gt;No railroad company in the carrying or transportation of animals shall overload the cars nor permit the animals to be confined in cars for a longer period than thirty-six consecutive hours without unloading them for rest, water and feeding for a period of at least five consecutive hours, unless prevented from so unloading by storm or other accidental causes beyond the control of such railroad company; provided, however, that when animals shall be carried in cars in which they can and do have proper food, water and space and opportunity for rest, the foregoing provisions in regard to their being unloaded shall not apply. &lt;br /&gt;In estimating such confinement the time during which the animals have been confined without such rest on connecting roads from which they are received shall be included, it being the intent of this section to prohibit their continuous confinement beyond the period of thirty-six hours, except upon the contingencies hereinbefore stated. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-100. Care of animals unloaded during transit. &lt;br /&gt;Animals unloaded as required by Section 47-1-90 shall be properly fed, watered and sheltered during such rest by the owner or person having the custody thereof or, in case of his default in so doing, then by the railroad company transporting such animals at the expense of the owner or person in custody thereof; and the company shall, in such case, have a lien upon such animals for food, care and custody furnished and shall not be liable for any detention of such animals. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-110. Violations of Sections 47-1-90 and 47-1-100. &lt;br /&gt;Any company or the owner or custodian of such animals who shall fail to comply with the provisions of Sections 47-1-90 and 47-1-100 shall, for each and every such offense, if found guilty, be fined not less than fifty nor more than five hundred dollars, in any court of competent jurisdiction. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-120. Custody of animals in charge of arrested persons. &lt;br /&gt;When a person arrested is, at the time of the arrest, in charge of an animal, an agent of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or of any society incorporated for that purpose, may take charge of the animal and deposit the animal in a safe place of custody or deliver the animal into the possession of the police or sheriff of the county or place where the arrest was made, who shall assume the custody of the animal; and all necessary expenses incurred in taking charge of the animal shall be a lien thereon. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-125. Coloring or dying animals prohibited; sale or distribution of certain young animals prohibited; penalty. &lt;br /&gt;(1) It is unlawful for any person to dye or color artificially any animal or fowl, including but not limited to rabbits, baby chickens, and ducklings, or to bring any dyed or colored animal or fowl into this State. &lt;br /&gt;(2) It is unlawful for any person to sell, offer for sale or give away as merchandising premiums, baby chickens, ducklings or other fowl under four weeks of age or rabbits under two months of age to be used as pets, toys or retail premiums. &lt;br /&gt;(3) This section shall not be construed to apply to any animal or fowl, including but not limited to rabbits, baby chickens and ducklings to be used or raised for agricultural purposes by persons with proper facilities to care for them or for poultry or livestock exhibitions. &lt;br /&gt;(4) Any person violating the provisions of this section shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor and upon conviction shall be fined not more than two hundred dollars or imprisoned for not more than thirty days. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-130. Arrest for violation of laws prohibiting cruelty to animals. &lt;br /&gt;Any person violating the laws in relation to cruelty to animals may be arrested and held, without warrant, in the same manner as in the case of persons found breaking the peace. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-140. Care of animals after arrest of person in charge. &lt;br /&gt;The person making the arrest, with or without warrant, shall use reasonable diligence to give notice to the owner of the animals found in the charge or custody of the person arrested, if the person is not the owner, and shall care and provide properly for the animals. The person making such arrest shall have a lien on the animals for the expense of such care and provision. But if such person making the arrest be an agent of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or other society incorporated for that purpose, the provisions of Section 47-1-120 shall apply in lieu of the provisions of this section. Notwithstanding any other provision of law, an animal may be seized preceding an arrest and pursuant to Section 47-1-150. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-150. Issuance of search warrant; purpose of section; motions regarding custody of animal; notice; care, disposal of, or return of animal. &lt;br /&gt;(A) When complaint is made on oath or affirmation to any magistrate authorized to issue warrants in criminal cases that the complainant believes and has reasonable cause to believe that the laws in relation to cruelty to animals have been or are being violated in any particular building or place, such magistrate, if satisfied that there is reasonable cause for such belief, shall issue a search warrant authorizing any sheriff, deputy sheriff, deputy state constable, constable or police officer to search such building or place; but no search shall be made after sunset, unless specially authorized by the magistrate upon satisfactory cause shown. If an animal is seized pursuant to this section and the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty of Animals, or other society incorporated for that purpose is involved with the seizure, the animal may be held pending criminal disposition of the case at a facility maintained or contracted by that agency. &lt;br /&gt;(B) The purpose of this section is to provide a means by which a neglected or mistreated animal can be: &lt;br /&gt;(1) removed from its present custody, or &lt;br /&gt;(2) made the subject of an order to provide care, issued to its owner by the magistrate or municipal judge, any law enforcement officer, or any agent of the county or of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or any society incorporated for that purpose and given protection and an appropriate and humane disposition made. &lt;br /&gt;(C) Any law enforcement officer or any agent of any county or of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or any society incorporated for that purpose may move before a magistrate for an order to: &lt;br /&gt;(1) lawfully take custody of any animal found neglected or cruelly treated by removing the animal from its present location if deemed by the court that removal is necessary to prevent further suffering or ill-treatment, or &lt;br /&gt;(2) order the owner of any animal found neglected or cruelly treated to provide certain care to the animal at the owner's expense without removal of the animal from its present location, and shall forthwith petition the magistrate or municipal judge of the county or municipality wherein the animal is found for a hearing, to be set within twenty-four hours after the date of seizure of the animal or issuance of the order to provide care and held not more than two days after the setting of such date, to determine whether the owner, if known, is able to provide adequately for the animal and is fit to have custody of the animal. The hearing shall be concluded, and the court order entered the date the hearing is commenced. No fee shall be charged for the filing of the petition. Nothing herein is intended to require court action for the taking into custody and making proper disposition of stray or abandoned animals as lawfully performed by animal control agents. &lt;br /&gt;(D) The officer or agent of any county or of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or of any society incorporated for that purpose, taking charge of any animal pursuant to the provisions of this section shall have written notice served prior to the hearing set forth in subsection (C)(2), upon the owner of the animal, if he is known and is residing in the county where the animal was taken. The sheriff of the county shall not charge a fee for service of such notice. If the owner of the animal is known but is residing outside of the county wherein the animal was taken, notice of the hearing shall be by publication. &lt;br /&gt;(E) If any seized animal held by court order at the owner's premises is removed without notification to the investigating agency, or if an animal becomes sick or dies, and the owner or custodian fails to immediately notify the investigating agency, the owner must be held in contempt of court and fined up to the penalties provided by law. &lt;br /&gt;(F) The officer or agent of any county or of the South Carolina Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, or of any society incorporated for that purpose, taking charge of an animal as provided for in this section shall provide for the animal until either: &lt;br /&gt;(1) The owner is adjudged by the court to be able to provide adequately for, and have custody of, the animal, in which case the animal shall be returned to the owner upon payment for the care and provision of the animal while in the agent's or officer's custody; or &lt;br /&gt;(2) The animal is turned over to the officer or agent as provided in Section 47-1-170 and a humane disposition of the animal is made. &lt;br /&gt;(G) If the court determines that the owner is able to provide adequately for, and have custody of the animal, the order shall provide that the animal in possession of the officer or agent be claimed and removed by the owner within seven days after the date of the order. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-160. Disposition of fines. &lt;br /&gt;All fines collected for violations of this chapter must be distributed as follows: &lt;br /&gt;(1) If the trial court finds that there was a nonprofit animal humane organization in the municipality or county materially involved in or aiding in the prosecution of the violation, one-half of the fine must be distributed to the nonprofit animal humane organization and the remaining one-half must be distributed as is otherwise provided by law. &lt;br /&gt;(2) If there is no finding of material involvement or aiding in the prosecution of the violation by a nonprofit animal humane organization, the fine must be distributed as is provided by law. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-170. Penalties for violations of chapter. &lt;br /&gt;The owner or person having charge or custody of an animal cruelly used who is convicted of any violation of this chapter forfeits ownership, charge, or custody of the animal and at the discretion of the court, the person who is charged with or convicted of a violation of this chapter must be ordered to pay costs incurred to care for the animal and related expenses. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-200. Requirements for transfer of animals and importation or exportation of dog or cat; penalties for violations. &lt;br /&gt;(A) During transportation, an animal must not be confined in one area for more than twenty-four consecutive hours without being adequately exercised, rested, fed, and watered. The time may be extended reasonably when an act of God causes a delay. The animal must be provided adequate space and ventilation. &lt;br /&gt;(B) A dog or cat under eight weeks of age must not be imported or exported without being accompanied by its dam. &lt;br /&gt;(C) A person who violates the provisions of this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be fined not less than two hundred nor more than five hundred dollars or imprisoned for not more than thirty days, or both. &lt;br /&gt;SECTION 47-1-210. Live animals as prizes; exceptions; penalties. &lt;br /&gt;(A) It is unlawful to give away a live animal including, but not limited to, a fish, bird, fowl, or reptile, as a prize for, or as an inducement to enter, any contest, game, or other competition, or as an inducement to enter a place of amusement, or for these species to be used as an incentive to enter into any business agreement if the offer made was for the purpose of attracting trade. &lt;br /&gt;(B) Nothing in this section may be construed to prohibit an auction or raffle of a live animal including, but not limited to, a fish, bird, fowl, or reptile. Further, the giving away or the testing of game or fowl for breeding purposes only is lawful and is not prohibited by this section as an incentive to enter into a business agreement if the person giving away or testing game or fowl is engaged in that trade. &lt;br /&gt;(C) A person who violates this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be punished for each separate offense by a fine not to exceed three hundred dollars or imprisonment not to exceed thirty days, or both. &lt;br /&gt;(D) This section does not apply when a live animal is given away as follows: &lt;br /&gt;(1) by individuals or organizations operating in conjunction with a cooperative extension education program or agricultural vocational program sanctioned by the State Department of Education or local school districts; &lt;br /&gt;(2) by individuals or organizations operating in conjunction with field trials approved by the Department of Natural Resources; or &lt;br /&gt;(3) by kennels that advertise in national publications in regard to dogs that are registered with the United Kennel Club or the American Kennel Club.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-5765093421180334878?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/5765093421180334878/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/part-ii-animal-rights-are-already-here.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/5765093421180334878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/5765093421180334878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/part-ii-animal-rights-are-already-here.html' title='Part II: Animal Rights are Already Here.'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-1540695303192770394</id><published>2009-02-18T21:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-18T21:51:43.675-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='equine animal law aiken sc'/><title type='text'>Animal Welfare Laws: Abuse and Neglect part I</title><content type='html'>Ahhhhhh. Finally. Some time to blog. A squall line just passed through tranquil Aiken, SC, shutting down the power for miles around. I know it’s a “squall line” because I was watching actual LIVE TV right before the power went off. The news was saying the “squall line had passed”. The weather was not watching the news, or if it was, it was not going to bow to the puny power of the local news guy and either turned around and came back just for spite or hung around because Aiken is so lovely. This does explain why my Dad sent me a cryptic e-mail at 2 pm saying if I need to go to a hotel to avoid tornadoes, charge it to his credit card. Although last time a hurricane hit my house I did not see it coming and would not have been in a hotel. But it was sweet to offer anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Either way, the TV and lights all went out and the house got silent. Except for 3 things: 1) the panting of the damn dog who is thunder and rain phobic, 2) the soft sounds of The Boxer from Hell continually passing rancid gas and 3) the comforting glow of my lap-top. Because, baby, laptops have batteries and I still have a computer!!! Granted, I am cut off from my hard won AT&amp;T wireless DSL which promised to be faithful through thick and thin yet bounced at the first sign of a power failure, but at least I have some light and can get some work done because heaven forbid I just sit quietly or go to sleep with the damn dog still panting and trying to crawl over the crate of the methane powered Boxer from Hell. And since I have no idea how long laptop batteries last and can’t find my flashlight anywhere, I’d better get to the subject at hand. Or lap. Or whatever.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Animal Abuse and Neglect. Animal abuse and neglect cases are tricky. Cruelty cases are often much easier, because most of us can agree on what is cruel, but unfortunately, like most laws, the codes of many states on animal welfare seem to have been written on a laptop while the power was out and leave too much to the discretions of law enforcement officers. I will eventually insert some examples of state laws (here) but that will have to wait until I have actual internet access.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First, let me say that in the last 10-20 years we have come light-years toward better legal protections for animals. When I was young, there wasn’t much in the way of animal cruelty law enforcement at all. When I was younger, but not as young, cruelty laws were starting to be enforced, but neglect cases were unheard of. We did not have “animal hoarders” and “seizures”. We had the Krazy Kat Lady down the road and most enforcement was done under the human health codes and not separate animal welfare codes. The power just came back on. Thank you Aiken Electric Co-op and you poor men and women out there in the rain making sure my 4 loyal readers have something to see in the next few days!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the olden days, when Krazy Kat lady down the street had 450 cats in her 3 bedroom, 2 bath ranch house they were taken under the auspices of the health department or a local code limiting the number of house pets one may have. The focus was on protecting human health and welfare. It was not on saving the cats. Now we have animal welfare codes. Well we may have always had them, but they were never enforced, and the focus is on saving the animals—not the humans. But more importantly, the old codes were civil and only quasi-criminal in nature. The new codes are criminal. Criminal prosecutions bring in all those bothersome protections of the Constitution. Old fashioned administrative actions do not. So in order to save animals, you have to protect the constitutional rights of the animal owners. This makes things harder and makes people very passionate and emotional and upset about who will have the power to enforce and how the power will be used. KKL got herself a posse. Or a lynch mob. It depends on whether the TV and internet are working, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the power just went on, so I’ll post this and see what happens:&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-1540695303192770394?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/1540695303192770394/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/animal-welfare-laws-abuse-and-neglect.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/1540695303192770394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/1540695303192770394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/animal-welfare-laws-abuse-and-neglect.html' title='Animal Welfare Laws: Abuse and Neglect part I'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-4934120731275371108</id><published>2009-02-16T11:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-16T12:08:02.697-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Re-cap of what has already been posted.</title><content type='html'>In the past I have posted about estate planning for animal owners, liability for horse owners and barn owners, proposed legislation to clean up the horse industry, loose livestock, dog law, contracts including leases and waivers and a few other subjects. Click on the archives and open up the indexes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And remember, I do law, others do tech. There are many web addresses that are not live links. Just cut and paste them into your browser.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This blog is designed to build on previous posts. If you read the section on contracts then cases with contracts in them will be clear. Same with other topics. When I post new stuff you may have to go back and read old stuff to fully understand what I am talking about. Because this blog is for non-lawyers and its is meant to make you readers educated consumers of legal services and help you prevent problems--not solve them once its too late.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As much as I love $$$$$ I would rather be helping people prevent lawsuits by understanding their rights and obligations then making money cleaning up messes that could have been avoided. A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing, but its also a good place to start to gain more knowledge.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can ask 10 different lawyers the same question and get 10 different answers. We have reached a point in which The Law is no longer a big mystery hidden from clients behind a veil of dusty libraries and Latin terms. You can and must think for yourself. Listen to your lawyer, pay your lawyer, but take the time to educate yourself so if you find you are in need of a lawyer you can tell which one you need and not pay $$$$$$$$$$$$ to have concepts explained to you that you can learn yourself. Don't try and be your own lawyer, but you can reduce the stress of a legal action by having some idea of what is going on.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The answer may be that the law dates back to the 15th century and the needs of a King. No way you are going to guess that on your own, but understanding why things are as they are can do a whole lot to lower your blood pressure and demystify that stack of meaningless papers with terms like demurrer and laches and duty and breach.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And please, whenever possible, PREVENT messes instead of paying to clean them up!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now back to just posting what I hope is a mix of educational material and somewhat amusing examples and cometary.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-4934120731275371108?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/4934120731275371108/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/re-cap-of-what-has-already-been-posted.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/4934120731275371108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/4934120731275371108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/re-cap-of-what-has-already-been-posted.html' title='Re-cap of what has already been posted.'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-7888641523194164273</id><published>2009-02-16T11:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-16T11:47:25.593-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I am Still Here! Just Behind in Posting.</title><content type='html'>So here are the topics I will be posting soon.&lt;br /&gt;1) Animal abuse and neglect--the good, the bad and the ugly.&lt;br /&gt;2) Liability for the Animals in your Care--you have duties to the animals too.&lt;br /&gt;3) Taxes and why I hate tax time--Hobby vs Business and why you already know the answer&lt;br /&gt;4) Employee or Contractor?--Should you be paying taxes and workers comp on that barn help?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will answer 1 question from a SC resident. It will not be legal advice. I will not tell you what you should do. I will explain what is happening and why and what SC law says on the subject. Your mileage may vary.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I will start posting results of real cases. Now that you readers have had a mini version of a first year law school education, you should be able to have thoughts and opinions on the thoughts and opinions of what judges around the country have decided. There are no right answers, but the guy in the robe wins.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its time to introduce the readers to the real world results.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-7888641523194164273?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/7888641523194164273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-am-still-here-just-behind-in-posting.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/7888641523194164273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/7888641523194164273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-am-still-here-just-behind-in-posting.html' title='I am Still Here! Just Behind in Posting.'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-573055511712146520</id><published>2009-01-31T14:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-31T19:58:14.812-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You be the Judge (or Jury).</title><content type='html'>Example #1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM1Lp51HRjs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have nothing against people riding horses with no tack. Remember, its not negligence to hurt yourself. I do think in a state with a negligence standard for loose horses, once you leave a safe enclosed environment and go out in the open you will have very hard time convincing a judge or jury your horse was under control if you get dumped and the horse gets away. Its just like a dog off a leash—you may feel your training gives you control, but its not enough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Example #2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SBl09gp1sA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is this fence going to keep horses in?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Example #3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCwY7rTRN5g&lt;br /&gt;This fence is not keeping any horse in. And what do they do? They film it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Example #4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO5FgTY95ww&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one just has it all. The gate is broken. The owners are out of town. They have no horse sitter. They do not seem to know where the halters are. Somehow their clueless neighbors manage to save the day just by being really smart. They know nothing about horses, but they manage to get them back home safely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Notice all the kids sitting around while horses gallop on the roads out of control. Notice in the end a woman says her horses are out all the time. The State Police call her to come and get them often.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Negligence?? It’s hard to say. That gate looks busted, but the place looks in very good shape. Maybe some kids came and took the halters and tried to play with the horses? In a strict liability state they would be at fault and look how many people could have been hurt! In a negligence state it may just be one of those things and there does not seem to be a history of these horses getting free.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope they bought those wonderful neighbors a new car or something!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lastly, Example #5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf83qDtIFpo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, I know my jumper can clear 4 ft. But if I know he will not abide by our domestication agreement that he stay put in a reasonable fence, then I have to do something about it. That something is not make sure I capture it on film to post on the internet.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-573055511712146520?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/573055511712146520/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/you-be-judge-or-jury.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/573055511712146520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/573055511712146520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/you-be-judge-or-jury.html' title='You be the Judge (or Jury).'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-6289395078037193205</id><published>2009-01-29T16:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-06T11:16:15.860-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Loose horse livestock estary injury accedent liability'/><title type='text'>Loose Horses. Confusing and Complicated.</title><content type='html'>Ok. Now you have had some time to digest what a scary liability filled world you live in. You have updated our releases, looked around and lowered your liability exposure and finally feel safe and secure again. Time to get you all worried once more. What if an animal gets off your property and someone gets hurt?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just like with liability in general, your liability and responsibilities will depend on your state.  You have two sources of law: the state code and the case law that interprets what the state code means. For example, the state code may say "[a] person who owns or has responsibility for the control of a horse, mule, donkey, cow, bull, steer, hog, sheep, or goat may not knowingly permit the animal to traverse or roam at large, unattended, on the right-of-way of a highway. Now the courts must interpret “knowingly, highway, right of way and unattended. Each state will have a code and a big pile of case law to interpret that code. See “equinelaw.alisonrowe.com/2008/05/articles/livestock-laws/is-a-horseowner-liable-for-damages-if-a-horse-gets-loose”  for an example of just how complicated this can be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some states have strict liability. That means if the animal is out and causes damages you pay. Nobody cares if you were at fault or negligent or knowingly did anything. You go straight from duty to damages with no stopping at breach or causation. Its out, you pay. Some states only hold you responsible for personal injuries if you negligently or knowingly let the animal get out. How they interpret “negligence” can range from “if its out you must have been negligent” (hence it becomes strict liability) to “you must have left a gate open or had ratty old fences or common practices that prove it’s your fault” or you win. Lastly, some states simply do not care. They put the burden on anyone out there to avoid loose livestock and fence it out or swerve around it if it’s on the road. You have no duty at all. They have a duty to not get hurt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why so much variation and interpretation about estrays? There are many reasons, but the biggest ones are that loose animals can cause serious damage and that often leads to insurance claims. Insurance companies can afford to fight legal battles as far as they can go. One loose horse can cause wrecked cars, dead people, permanent physical damage and extensive property damage. Someone has to pay and that is usually the insurance company. The other reason is simply the states historical traditions. Western states usually see livestock as having a right to everywhere they are not fenced out. Free range grazing is the norm so if you want a cow free yard or road you need to pay for the fence to keep them away. Eastern states are the opposite. You fence in or else. Depending on how often a code is updated adjoining counties may conflict so your farm may be half fence out and half fence in!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you read case law you are usually reading the appeal of the original verdict. Most trial courts are not courts of record. You may read a short blurb or a news article about the case, but it is not until the appeal that legal opinions are rendered for publications by the courts. If its gotten as far as an appeal there is either a serious injury or an insurance company involved. A case like that would have taken several years and tens of thousands of dollars to reach an appellate decision. You do not see case law about Dobbin getting loose and eating neighbors Pansy patch. You see case law about horses on the road and smashed cars and broken bones or worse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Often, the law is pretty clear on property damage from loose animals. You will pay for the Pansy patch or broken fence or ruined crops. When things get fuzzy and expensive is when some human or other animal gets injured. Vet bills and personal injury bills get expensive. The lawyers and insurance companies will try these cases and in some ways they make the judges make the laws. Whoever loses will almost certainly appeal. So you see lots of case law in this area.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, how to find out the law in your state? First read the code. It’s usually under animals and or livestock. Then check your local county code. They may have something to say about animals too. Next, you will have to read the recent case law in your state. Sometimes it’s sort of surprising. For example, in Georgia they use a negligence standard, but the actual case law defines negligence in ways we might not. A horse got loose by breaking the gate and fence. The judge found that was negligence because the fence posts where not set in concrete. The horse had no history of breaking out or needing special fences, but the judge felt that if the posts had been set in concrete the horse would have not been able to escape. Kind of makes you wonder what a GA judge would think or electric wire fences?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You do not need to be a lawyer to look up case law and you do not need access to a law library or a subscription data base. Use google. Use the terms you are interested in like car+horse+injury but also use Plaintiff or Defendant or appellant and court.  That will narrow down your results quite a bit. Don’t try and be your own lawyer if something goes wrong, but you can’t limit your liability if you have no idea what type of system your state uses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know the fence requirements in some states as outlined in the code have no bearing on the reality of what we actually use. Minimum of 4ft? Must be all wood? 6 foot for stallions and colts? Is that the reality these days when you look out your door? If you do not meet the state’s code requirements you might find yourself smack dab in the middle of strict liability. Or if the code asks for X and you do Y, that might be proof of your negligence. And guess what—many insurance policies do not cover your own negligence. They will try to avoid paying out the claim at the same time you are being sued by someone else or their insurance company. Nice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I’ll dig up some You-tube examples for you to decide if you see negligence if you were on the jury or you were the judge.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next we will talk some about other loose animals besides large livestock. Who is responsible for a dog bite?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-6289395078037193205?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/6289395078037193205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/loose-horses-confusing-and-complcated.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/6289395078037193205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/6289395078037193205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/loose-horses-confusing-and-complcated.html' title='Loose Horses. Confusing and Complicated.'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-2312531381935916665</id><published>2009-01-25T01:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-25T01:29:45.312-08:00</updated><title type='text'>How Far does your Duty Reach?</title><content type='html'>Your liability for negligence reaches as far as your causation does. In most cases, that means if your negligence created the situation in which damages occurred--directly through your own action or inaction--then whatever you set into motion can come back and bite you in the a$$.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So if you let a horse get loose and it travels 200 miles and 4 months later someone gets hurt, are you still in trouble? Yep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next we will talk about liability for animals that get away from you and your property. These loose animals are called estrays.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Estrays can cost you. The people they hurt have signed no sort of release at all.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-2312531381935916665?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/2312531381935916665/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/how-far-does-your-duty-reach.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/2312531381935916665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/2312531381935916665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/how-far-does-your-duty-reach.html' title='How Far does your Duty Reach?'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-1090402021598365650</id><published>2009-01-25T01:22:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-25T01:24:22.944-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Not Negligence.</title><content type='html'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeVwzNIfCzc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You may think it's stupid, unwise or asking for trouble, but it ain't negligence. Nobody has a duty to themselves. No duty, no breach, no negligence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If the horse freaked out and harmed the rider? maybe then, but the woman under the horse has no one to sue. It's her horse, her idea and her choice.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-1090402021598365650?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/1090402021598365650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/not-negligence.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/1090402021598365650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/1090402021598365650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/not-negligence.html' title='Not Negligence.'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-5040409784902003959</id><published>2009-01-25T01:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-25T01:15:02.093-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What Negligence Looks Like: Part IV and final. For now.</title><content type='html'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtWbMDZtjuw&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Knew or should have known. Should this person have known there was a high risk of a horse bucking when wearing a saddle for the first time? Was the time and place safe and appropriate?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-5040409784902003959?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/5040409784902003959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-negligence-looks-like-part-iv-and.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/5040409784902003959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/5040409784902003959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-negligence-looks-like-part-iv-and.html' title='What Negligence Looks Like: Part IV and final. For now.'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-4108958821959316552</id><published>2009-01-22T19:56:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-22T19:58:57.364-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What Negligence Looks Like: Part III</title><content type='html'>You are a facility owner. 3 days a week you rent to H/J shows. All mounted people must wear helmets on those days. 3 days a week you rent out to Western sports. Helmets are not required.&lt;br /&gt;Your facility is made out of metal and you like to park tractors in the ring during speed events. But its OK because everyone knows only jumping is dangerous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I chose one without small children getting smashed into metal fences.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oGjAcQtg54&amp;feature=related&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-4108958821959316552?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/4108958821959316552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-negligence-looks-like-part-iii.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/4108958821959316552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/4108958821959316552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-negligence-looks-like-part-iii.html' title='What Negligence Looks Like: Part III'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-8946258849259258127</id><published>2009-01-21T22:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-21T22:13:54.300-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What Negligence Looks Like: Part II</title><content type='html'>Part of being an instructor is knowing when your students are ready to do more challenging tasks. That's part art and part experience. We know if we wait too long to allow our students to jump, they may get bored and go somewhere else. If we let them jump too soon, they may get hurt and you get sued.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here, IMHO, is too soon. I am not picking on the kids. They are very cute. I am not picking on the useful and saintly horses. They are also cute. I am simply showing an example of "too soon" and if you go to court with a hurt student and this video bring your checkbook. The camera person is out from lessons with a broken arm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjsU2Atp_SU&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Too soon? Just fine?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-8946258849259258127?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/8946258849259258127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-negligence-looks-like-part-ii.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/8946258849259258127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/8946258849259258127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-negligence-looks-like-part-ii.html' title='What Negligence Looks Like: Part II'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-891987605165869281</id><published>2009-01-20T22:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T23:12:51.925-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What Does Negligence Look Like?</title><content type='html'>Negligence is almost by definition a hindsight view. If nothing goes wrong there was probably no negligence, or there was no reason to look for it because there was no damage done. If something goes wrong your every action becomes scrutinized. What you did, when you did it and what you did not do all matter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember, torts 101--duty, breach, causation and damages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lets build on that a little and add some more small rules. You have no duty to assist or rescue anyone. However, once you begin or initiate a rescue, you now have a duty to make sure that person is OK until handed off to safety. Safety would be home, a hospital, the police etc. . .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, lets say you are the instructor of a lesson. Student crashes at fence. Do you have a duty? Yes. You are in charge and giving the directions. But you are not liable unless there is negligence and damages. Student gets up, shakes off dirt, you say nothing, student re-mounts and tries again. More duty? No. But if you attempt a rescue, for example if you step forward to ask if student is OK, then you have a duty to make sure student is actually OK. You have assumed another duty and begun a rescue attempt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The common law reason behind this rule is that someone else will be discouraged from helping because they believe you have things covered. So if you act like its your duty it becomes your duty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Student crashes in your lesson and you ask if he is OK and then let him continue and the next day student have massive brain malfunction? Your problem? Yep. You assumed a duty and if you did not see student through to the ER for that CAT scan you might be liable. Remember, all those fancy laws and waivers won't protect you from negligence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now you have "what you knew or should have known" plus "what you did or should have done".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is an example. Rescue attempt or not? Comments are open.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu4gyoIvD5I&amp;NR=1&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-891987605165869281?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/891987605165869281/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-does-negligence-look-like.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/891987605165869281'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/891987605165869281'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/what-does-negligence-look-like.html' title='What Does Negligence Look Like?'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-1943013578278610517</id><published>2009-01-14T16:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-14T16:26:34.475-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Read the Titles on the Right &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;</title><content type='html'>I posted a really long Dog law entry so look at the titles of older posts if there is something you are looking for. The last post will scroll on forever:&gt; The titles on the right are like a table of contents to the blog entries. And, as always, topics are read from bottom up. Last post on a topic shows up first.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4684150187268100376-1943013578278610517?l=honorlaw.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/feeds/1943013578278610517/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/read-titles-on-right.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/1943013578278610517'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4684150187268100376/posts/default/1943013578278610517'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://honorlaw.blogspot.com/2009/01/read-titles-on-right.html' title='Read the Titles on the Right &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;'/><author><name>Sara J Silverman</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14623393167195419538</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JA33DjaWcTI/SQkAnWKKtCI/AAAAAAAAAAk/HpZs5hwKyd4/S220/100_4745.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4684150187268100376.post-966290841324341545</id><published>2009-01-14T16:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-14T16:22:57.064-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog law pet legal research animal welfare'/><title type='text'>I changed my Mind. Its Dog Law Time.</title><content type='html'>This is something I wrote in Law School. It has footnotes. Its long. But it has a whole lot of dog law in it and hopefully is not too boring. I am not going to change all the spacing to fit this format. Its wayyyyyyy too long for that:&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; THE GOLDEN RULES &lt;br /&gt;          (A Fictionalized Examination of Dog Welfare Laws of the United States) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; CHAPTER 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     BIRTH &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was born on a warm summer night. Being the third of nine puppies, the first thing I remember was the sound of young Joey’s voice yelling for his Dad that Molly was having puppies and more were sure to be coming. &lt;br /&gt;I’ll never forget the struggle to right myself and find a teat among my two larger brothers, but my mother’s warm tongue, careful nudging, and prodding soon  had me perfectly aligned for that first wonderful stream of milk to ease down my throat and fill my belly with life-giving wonder. The first few hours of my life were spent in the pursuit of more milk while three more sisters and three more brothers made the same journey I had until finally all of us were born, fed, and sleeping.  &lt;br /&gt;Mother was exhausted but happy to see we had all arrived safely. She spent that first night licking us each in turn and checking to see that we were all healthy and well fed. We spent most of our time asleep but now and then the people would come to check on us and tell Mother what a splendid job she had done.&lt;br /&gt;The first 3 weeks of life were devoted to the simple business of living. The fair weather and Mother’s abundant milk made this living easy and before I knew it my eyes were opening and I got my first sight of the world around me.&lt;br /&gt;We lived in small room in the family’s house, a storage closet that had been outfitted with a large box for a whelping crate, a bowl of water and another full of food for Mother. My brothers and sisters all looked much like I did and although I was used to all their smells and temperaments from sharing the same crate and Mother for the start of our lives, I had to get used to which smell went with which face.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Grunt, the first born of my brothers was the largest. He earned his name from the family because he had a habit of grunting whenever he was satisfied with the milk flow, the sleeping arrangements, or the comfort and attention from our Mother. This meant he grunted a lot! The last born and smallest of my brothers was Runt. Half the size of Grunt poor Runt struggled to nurse and never seemed to thrive like the rest of us did. He was loved by us all but Mother constantly fretted over him and worried about his lack of growth. In between were Pudgy, who earned his name by his ability to grow fatter each time he nursed, Pokey, who was always last to wake, last to nurse, and last to let poor Mother leave the crate after we had been fed and cared for, and Peter who had unfortunately large ears and resembled and lop eared rabbit. My sister’s were Brandy, Belle, and Sunshine. My name is Honey for my beautiful golden coat and sweet temperament.&lt;br /&gt;After all our eyes were open the family moved us to an outside pen under an old spreading Oak with a cozy large dog house, a small shallow pool for fun and cooling, and lots of dirt and grass to play in. There was a low gate that Mother could jump but we had to respect. Mother loved us but as we grew she enjoyed times away from nine rambunctious puppies and needed to spend time with the family.&lt;br /&gt;Life was all a young puppy could ask for. We spent our days playing in the shade of the tree or splashing in the pool under a warm late summer sun. Each of us in turn learned the complicated maneuvers of locomotion and before long we could run and jump, bark and growl, and soon we were ready for real food. Only Runt had trouble with keeping up in our games and sport. He never seemed to have the energy to play as long or hard as the rest of us did and he soon tired of any games he tried to play. Because the boys played rough and Grunt almost crushed him in their games, Runt soon learned stay close by my side and I watched out for him.&lt;br /&gt;Every day young Joey would come and play with us. He loved us all but I think he loved me the most. I remember him begging and impleading his father that I should stay but his father would only shake his head and say “We’ll see son”.  In addition,  Joey’s father would closely inspect each of us in turn, holding and measuring us to some unseen yardstick in his mind. When he looked at me he seemed pleased, but when he lifted poor Runt for inspection his face would cloud and he’d shake his head sadly.&lt;br /&gt;One morning in our fifth week of life , Joey and his father came to the pen having a terrible argument. Joey was crying a pleading with his father but the man remained stern and determined about something. All I heard were snippets of the conversation and Runt’s name a few times. The breeze carried words like “too small” and “looks bad for our breeding program”, but none of the words made any sense to me. We stopped our game of chase and focused all our attention on the argument. Runt seemed particularly disturbed by the exchange. His weak and nervous temperament made him especially vulnerable  to any conflicts around him. He was shaking and trembling so I curled my body around him and licked him like Mother had always done until he stopped whimpering and trying to hide under the dog house.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Eventually the argument between the 2 humans seemed to come to a head and they both stomped away in different directions, Joey with his hands deep in his pockets and kicking stones out of his way and his Father grim but determined to stand his ground. Joey spent the rest of the day sitting on the back porch watching our pen, but he never came over to play with us no matter how much we all wagged our tails, play-bowed, or yelped at him to join in our fun. Runt spent the rest of the day glued to my side seeking comfort and reassurance that there would be no more fighting or arguing near his pen. &lt;br /&gt;Late that night as we all settled together on the ground in a heap of puppies and fur Mother came and licked us all as if she would never see us again. She gently took Runt in her mouth and took him into the doghouse to sleep with her all night so he wouldn’t have nightmares from the day’s events that had upset him. At one point during the night I awoke and thought I heard her crying as she slowly licked Runt in his sleep, but by morning I had forgotten all about it and looked forward to another glorious day of playing with my brothers and sisters.&lt;br /&gt;Runt too had forgotten all about the previous day and he seemed calmer and stronger than he ever had before. Although he was tiny with delicate legs and small paws, he was fortified by all the extra attention he had received from Mother the night before and he even joined in some chase games with Grunt and the big boys. I had never seen him so happy and strong and for the first time I spent the day free from worrying about my little brother and took extra naps in the sun with my new freedom.&lt;br /&gt;Late in the day we saw Joey and his Mother getting into the car for a trip to town. He had not been down to play with us all day so I was a little disappointed that he had errands to run but was sure he would be back to play with us soon. Just like Mother, he always came back. Where else was there to go? Joey seemed particularly upset to have to leave us but his mother prodded him into the car and away they went. I saw him looking out the window at us the whole way down the drive but he didn’t seem as happy at the sight of us as he usually did. I assumed it was because he had to go with his mother and couldn’t spend the warm breezy afternoon in our pen playing with us.&lt;br /&gt;A few minutes after Joey and his Mother left his Father came to the pen. In his hand he carried a cloth sack and a short piece of rope. He didn’t seem angry or upset like he had the previous day so we all ran to the gate to greet him and see what wonerful treats he had brought us in the sack. He ignored our gleeful greetings and went straight to the corner where Runt was resting after his first proud day playing with his brothers. Without even glancing at the rest of us he reached down and scooped Runt up in his hands and then turned and left the pen. Runt, frightened by this abrupt move began whining and the whine soon became a full fledged scream!&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The man shook poor Runt to silence him but this just made the screaming tun into a wail that sent chills down my spine and made the hair on my back and neck stand on end. We had never heard anything so terrifying or heart-wrenching in our short lives of comfort and play, but instinctually we knew this sound had nothing to do with happiness or comfort. Mother began dancing at the man’s feet and whining too, but she never tried to rescue poor little Runt and only pleaded that he be spared. Spared from what? I kept yapping to Runt not to worry, that humans were here to help and protect us and the man would not hurt him, but Runt just kept winging and wailing for Mother or the rest of us to save him. The man took Runt around the barn where we had never been and before long we heard a splash. Then there was silence. Runt screamed no more. Mother came slinking back into sight, her tail and head held low, crying, but Runt was not with her. &lt;br /&gt;She came to the pen and licked us all in turn but would answer no questions about what had happened to Runt or when he would be coming back to play. She was so sad I tried to reassure her that Runt would be OK. I told her how he had been stronger than ever that day and had even pinned Pokey momentarily in a wrestling game. She was not to be comforted though and before long she told us that Runt had gone to a better place and we should not speak his name again. Everybody loved Runt, but I think I loved him most of all. I was happy to hear he was in a better place and knew that could only mean he was somewhere with Joey in the house living like a king. He would be back sometime. Where else would he be than with his family? A few hours later Joey and his mother returned and I could hardly wait until he got in the house to see that Runt was there waiting for him, but it had been a long day so I fell into a deep sleep while waiting and must have missed his happy laughing when he discovered the surprise his father had left him.2  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHAPTER 2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     I GO TO SCHOOL       &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Over the next few weeks we grew every day. Mother no longer nursed us for all our food, but she did occasionally when there was a storm or someone had a bad dream and needed comforting. We all slept outside almost every night now because a large pile of growing puppies generated a lot of heat. Although we still slept close together, the cool breezes at night kept us from getting too warm.&lt;br /&gt;Joey didn’t come to see us for a few days after Runt went to live in the house, but I knew it was because Runt was still just a baby and needed constant company and attention so he wouldn’t get lonely and miss us too much. But like us, Joey was young and soon was back outside in our pen playing with us every day. Since he loved me the most I knew he and I would spend the rest of our lives together, growing up and playing in the yard with all my brothers and sisters forever.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The yard in the pen was getting too small for us. As we grew and stopped living off of our mother’s milk we had a problem with all of our messes. At first we were shocked that such stinky messes could come out of our bodies but Mother assured us it was quite normal and set to teach us to mess away from where we ate, played, and slept.   Except for stupid Pudgy, who ate so much he was always messing whenever the urge hit, we were pretty good at keeping our pen neat and clean. Joey came every day to clean up what we left so I am happy to say I never, well rarely, stepped in anything unsavory. &lt;br /&gt;Before long Joey was letting us out of the pen and we could play in the whole yard from the big Oak that shaded our pen to the barn and all the way to the house. What wonderful days those were. From sunrise til sunset we romped and played all over our expanded territory. The food was plentiful and Mother seemed so proud of how we were growing. We could now do all our messes far from where we ate and slept so we stayed healthy and clean most of the time.&lt;br /&gt;Occasionally I worried about Runt all alone in the house when Joey was spending so much time with us outside, but I thought he must be with Joey’s Mother so I didn’t let worrying about him take too much time away from my fun with Joey and the other puppies. Joey seemed nice and healthy so I knew his mother could take care of Runt just as well as she had Joey. Before long we were 6 weeks old and ready to spend all day playing without the constant supervision of our mother. The yard was safe and free of dangerous debris so even during our roughest wrestling matches we didn’t have to worry about injuries.&lt;br /&gt;The smells and sights of the farm and all our rough and tumble games kept us mentally and physically stimulated and our minds and bodies healthy. With plenty of fresh air and water and all the food we needed life was wonderful. Pokey ran so hard during chase we almost wanted to change his name and even Pudgy lost a little of his roundness. Every day Joey brought us new toys to play tug-of- war with and teethe on and when we had played ourselves out we would collapse under the old Oak and nap until our next meal and play-time.&lt;br /&gt;It was during those days that Mother seemed to get sad again. She would at one moment be watching us play with pride and love in her eyes, and the next sigh heavily and lay her head on her front paws and seem lost. I asked her about this many times, but she just licked me and told me to go back to playing and not to worry.&lt;br /&gt;When we were 8 weeks old, something happened that explained Mother’s  sadness. It was at that time the people came to see us. The nights had been getting cooler and some of the leaves on the old Oak had begun to turn colors and fall off the tree. On a bright cool morning cars started arriving soon after sunrise filled with all sorts of people we had never seen, or even imagined existed. They had come and see us in our pen.  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Mother was nowhere to be seen and Joey was absent too. The people came and played with us, lifting, weighing, and examining us like Joey’s father often did. All the attention was wonderful and we put on quite a show playing with the visiting children under the critical eyes of the parents. One nice lady spent a long time playing with Brandy and after an hour she went to Joey’s father and gave him some green paper. The man shook his head no and said “These are purebred registered AKC Golden Retrievers and they are worth a lot more than $100. If you want to take that puppy home you need to pay the full $350. Their father was a champion and their mother is the sweetest dog you’d ever like to meet.” After awhile they seemed to come to an agreement and the lady gave Joey’s father a larger pile of green paper before returning to the pen to play with Brandy some more. Then she lifted Brandy out of the pen and began to walk toward her car!&lt;br /&gt;I looked all around for Mother or Joey but nobody seemed to be there to stop the woman from leaving with Brandy. Into the car she went and Brandy went with her. I was stunned. I knew there was world outside our farm but why would Brandy have to go there? Didn’t she belong here with her family? Who would she curl up with at night and play with during the day?&lt;br /&gt;Before I knew it Pudgy, and then Pokey, Belle, and Sunshine were spirited away in cars too. Even Peter seemed to find someone to overlook his ears. In a matter of one afternoon all my brothers and sisters were gone except me and Grunt. I just sat in the pen and whined. Where had they gone? Would they be back? Why hadn’t Mother or Joey stopped them? After dinner had been brought Mother came out of the house to explain things to us.&lt;br /&gt;She told us that we were not like the humans and we belonged to them and could be sold for money. She wasn’t entirely sure what money was, but she knew humans had to have it to eat and live in a house. Her job on the farm was to have puppies that could be traded for money and although it broke her heart to see her family leave every year it was just the way things were. I asked her if Grunt and I would be sold too but she said that Grunt was to be traded for the “stud fee” of our father and Joey had begged his father to keep me for his own. I was shocked at these revaluations but relieved to learn that I would not have to leave my mother and Joey too. &lt;br /&gt;That night Mother slept with us in the pen and even let us nurse a little to clam and comfort us when we cried for our brothers and sisters. When we awoke in the morning I forgot for a moment the events of the previous day and looked around for Brandy to play with or Pudgy to scold for overeating, but they weren’t there. Mother again explained that since we were purebred dogs with papers we were special and many people were willing to give money for us. I felt a little better knowing I was special but still missed my siblings.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Soon, as the young of all species do everywhere, I forgot my sadness and reveled in having all Joey’s attention. Grunt left at the end of the week and although I missed having anyone to play with, I loved the time I spent with Joey. He took me all over the farm and once he even took me in the car to town. When we were there he met with some of his friends and a very pretty girl a little older than Joey said I was the cutest puppy she had ever seen and she would do anything to have me for her own. As I knew he would, Joey told her that I was his and she would have to wait until next year and buy one of my sisters yet to be born. The girl laughed and told Joey that she had lots of money and could have anything she wanted and she wanted me. Joey laughed right back and said I wasn’t for sale at any price! Oh how he loved me! Not even money could make my Joey give me up.&lt;br /&gt;Unfortunately, Joey’s father didn’t share these same sentiments. Later that night I heard Joey and his father yelling and arguing about me and how they could not turn down $1500 for a puppy when Joey was leaving for college next year and couldn’t take me with him anyway. In the end, Joey’s father won out and the next morning the girl arrived in a shiny little car, paid the money, and took me away from my Mother, my home, and Joey.&lt;br /&gt;The night before I left both Joey and my Mother tried to explain things to me so I would understand why I had to leave. My Mother said “Dear Honey, I know you’ll miss us all terribly, but it is your place to go and live with a human family. They will become your Mother, brothers and sisters, and your friends. You will have food and a nice place to sleep and toys and someone to play with. They will always love you and you should always love them and obey them. I know you are still a baby and want to be with your mother3, but that’s not how the world of men works. Do you think this family could keep all the puppies? How would they feed and care for so many dogs? No, this is my family and tomorrow you will have you own. Someday you will have your own puppies too, and then you will understand.”&lt;br /&gt;“I’m going to have puppies like you do?” I asked. “Why?” &lt;br /&gt;“So that you can earn money for your new owners too, like I do.  I give my family love and companionship and protection, but they expect me to earn them money to pay for my upkeep. In my life I’ve had 37 puppies and earned my family $1000's of dollars. You were the biggest earner of all and should be proud you are so valuable. You’ll see, and you’ll be proud to have your puppies sold one day too.”&lt;br /&gt;Joey promised that he would never forget me and told me that my new owner was just a “spoiled rich girl who only wanted what she was told she couldn’t have”. He said she would tire of me soon and I could come back and be with him. He also promised that if she didn’t treat me right he’d be there to rescue me and bring me back home with him where I belonged.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;When morning came I licked my mother one last time and bravely went off with Susie, my new owner. I took one last look at the farm where I was born as we left the driveway but soon turned my attentions to making friends with Susie and learning what pleased her. We rode for many miles in the little car and finally arrived at the largest house I could have ever imagined. Cars lined both sides of the street and young men and women just like Joey and Susie bustled back and forth unloading bags and luggage from the cars and kissing their parents good-bye. We had arrived at “college” and Susie and I were going to live in a “dorm” with hundreds of other kids and I would have so many people to play with I couldn’t wait to begin my new life as Susie’s dog!  &lt;br /&gt;It had been a long day and the long drive had left me exhausted. I hadn’t a thing to eat since morning and no water either. That may have been fortunate since Susie neglected to make any stops and by the time we arrived at the school I had to go to the bathroom something awful! After Susie found a place to park she scooped me up in her arms and started making the rounds of meeting with friends she hadn’t seen since last spring and showing me off to everyone.&lt;br /&gt;As this socializing wore on my need to use the bathroom only intensified, but Susie was oblivious to my whimpers and wiggling trying to get her to put me down so I could do my business. With so may new sights and smells and so many new people petting and making a fuss over me it finally got to be too much and in my excitement I accidently let lose a stream of urine on Susie’s dress and all down her legs. Susie roared in shock and threw me to the ground. I was horrified at what I had done but I kept trying to tell her I hadn’t done it on purpose. She couldn’t understand what I was trying to communicate and then much to my shock and dismay she struck me hard across my sensitive nose! “Bad puppy!” She yelled at me, as if I was deaf as well as senseless to pain. “Look what you did! You ruined my new dress!” I just plopped on the ground where I was and watched her carefully in case she decided to hit me for no reason again.&lt;br /&gt;After a few more minutes yelling and ranting Susie composed herself and lifted me up again and hugged me tightly. “I’m sorry little Honey-pie, I guess you had to go really bad, Huh?” Indeed I had, but I still had to go and now she was holding me again! We could have avoided the first accident if she had put me down and now she seemed determined to squeeze a second, much more horrific mess right out of me. Luckily, just in the nick of time she set me down again and I ran to the nearest bushes so that I might Mess in somewhat private circumstances. This seemed to please Susie as she praised me the whole time and I quickly learned that Susie liked it when I went mess and didn’t like it at all when I only urinated. Although this fascination Susie held for my baser bodily functions made little sense to me, I made a mental note to be an “obedient” little puppy and oblige her whenever I could.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; CHAPTER 34&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;      LIFE AS A CO-ED&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Susie5  took me up a long flight of stairs to my new home in her dorm room. Our room was at the end of the hall on the third floor–a long way from the yard. I hoped Susie got up early because I sure wasn’t going to have access to the great outdoors without her!&lt;br /&gt;After Susie had made a pile of towels on the bathroom floor for me she finally gave me a bowl of water to drink. I was starving for some food to go with my water but Susie didn’t seem to know puppies must eat every few hours so I drank extra water to fill my aching belly. Soon after Susie’s room-mate, Karen, arrived. She immediately started yelling at Susie for getting a puppy.&lt;br /&gt;“What the hell is that?” She screamed while pointing at me.&lt;br /&gt;“That’s Honey! Isn’t she cute? She’s my new puppy.” Susie answered indifferent  to Karen’s anger.&lt;br /&gt;“A puppy? How are you going to take care of a puppy? Between classes and parties and vacations you’re never even here!” Karen scolded.&lt;br /&gt;“Oh, it’ll be fine.” Susie replied.&lt;br /&gt;“Yeah, right. I can just see you taking her out in the middle of the night and first thing in the morning. Have you even fed her?” Karen asked.&lt;br /&gt;“No. We just got here. I’m going to get some dog food after the party tonight. She’ll be fine. She’s tired from the trip anyway and I doubt she wants anything but a nice nap.”&lt;br /&gt;Wrong! I wanted dinner. And all the water I had just gulped up was already pressing against my bladder. I couldn’t wait until after ‘the party’, whatever that was. I needed food and outside now! I had to try and let Susie know so I started whining to get her attention. Susie didn’t understand my message and just got angry with me again. She smacked my nose and yelled at me to be quiet. Then she closed the door to the bathroom and left me alone. Alone! I’d never been alone in my life. I was just a baby. How could she think I would be Ok alone? I should have been with my Mother and brothers and sisters, but instead I was locked in a small dark room, hungry and scared, all alone for the first time in my life! &lt;br /&gt;As scared as I was of making Susie mad and earning another beating, I needed to get out of the prison she had locked me in, so I opened my mouth and yelped for all I was worth. Even having Susie yell at me and hit me was better than being locked in that strange place alone.&lt;br /&gt;“Oh damn it!” I heard Susie yell from the other side of the door. “Shut up Honey!”&lt;br /&gt;“Well, what do you expect,” Karen chimed in “She’s just a baby and she’s scared and hungry. Was this your great plan? Just lock her in the bathroom every time you didn’t feel like dealing with her?”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“If you’re so worried about her, you deal with her.” I heard Susie tell Karen. And then I heard the door slam and nothing more.&lt;br /&gt;I screamed even louder hoping Susie would hear me from wherever she had gone to. She said she loved me so I knew she couldn’t let me suffer like that and if I yelled loud enough she would come and rescue me.  She didn’t. She was long gone. But Karen did.&lt;br /&gt;“Its Ok little Honey.” Karen said as she came into the bathroom to get me. “I’ll get you something to eat and keep you company. Susie is the most selfish person on earth and I have no idea what she was thinking of when she got you. Poor little girl.”&lt;br /&gt;As Karen took me in her arms I felt much safer and stopped screaming. She took me outside and let me do my business and then we rode to the store in her car where she got some wonderful puppy food and a nice chew toy for me to play with. I wished Karen was my new owner, but at least she lived with us so I would have two new mommies to love me and care for me.&lt;br /&gt;We went back to the dorm room and Karen fed me and played with me until she took me outside one more time before bed. As she carried me toward the bathroom I started whining again afraid she was going to lock me in there alone all night, but she just grabbed the towels and made a little nest on her bed for me so I wouldn’t have to spend my first night away from my mother alone.&lt;br /&gt;Susie arrived home sometime in the middle of the night acting very strangely. She was wobbling around and all her words were slurred and garbled. I was so tired I could barely stay awake for more than a few seconds at a time, but I remember Susie and Karen fighting about me again.&lt;br /&gt;“What are you doing with my puppy!” Susie screamed.&lt;br /&gt;“We’re sleeping, you drunk bitch!’ Karen yelled back. “You just left her here with no food or company. What did you think I’d do? Just listen to her cry her little heart out until it was convenient for you to pay her some attention?!”&lt;br /&gt;“She’s my puppy and you can’t have her!” Susie slurred back. “You’ll spoil her. Put her back in the bathroom so she gets used to it. She’s a dog, for god’s sake! She doesn’t need to sleep in the bed with you.”&lt;br /&gt;She grabbed me out of Karen’s arms and threw me back in the bathroom, slamming the door behind me. I was too scared of all the yelling to complain so I just curled up on the hard, cold tile floor and went to sleep whining for my mother. I knew my mother would want me to be a well behaved and obedient little girl so I mustered up what courage I could and tried to be brave in the dark.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;When I woke in the morning I had to go, but nobody was there to let me out of the bathroom and take me outside. I could hear Susie and Karen snoring through the door, but although the sun had been up for an hour neither one of them seemed to be waking up anytime soon. I was used to being able to go whenever the need arose, but now I had to try and hold it.  All my instincts screamed aginst going where I slept, but if someone didn’t come to let me out soon it would be too late!&lt;br /&gt;I started whining and scratching on the door, but all that earned me was Susie yelling at me to shut up and go back to sleep. Was she planning on sleeping all day? I assumed she hadn’t totally woken up or surely she would have understood what I needed, so I whined louder and really put all my efforts into scratching on the door. That woke Karen up, but instead of letting me out she and Susie just got into another fight about me.&lt;br /&gt;“Wake up Susie, your puppy needs to go out!” Karen growled.&lt;br /&gt;“No! I’m tired. She can wait. I’m not ready to get up yet and my first class doesn’t start until 11:00” Susie mumbled back.&lt;br /&gt;“She can’t wait until 11:00. She has to go out now. She’s your puppy and I’m not taking her out so get your hung-over ass out of bed and take her out! You can come back and go back to sleep.” Karen reasoned.&lt;br /&gt;“I can’t go out without make-up on! What if someone sees me? Just let her out into the hall. She can go there.”&lt;br /&gt;“In the hall? Whose going to clean that up? We’ll get kicked out of the dorm!” Karen said.&lt;br /&gt;“Kicked out? Whose name is on this dorm? My Daddy’s! I’m not getting kicked out of the dorms and I’m not getting out of bed. The janitors can clean it up. That’s what they are for---to clean things up. I’m going back to sleep. You can do whatever you want.”&lt;br /&gt;“Fine.” Karen snapped back. “Its your problem.”&lt;br /&gt;But Karen at least came and let me out of the bathroom and into the hallway. Although it wasn’t technically outside, it wasn’t where I lived either so I went to the end of the hall and did my business while Karen snoozed against the door jam. When I finished she let me back in and gave me a bowl of food before climbing back into bed.&lt;br /&gt;After I ate breakfast I surveyed the rest of my new home. The floor was littered with all kinds of new chew toys that came in matching pairs and smelled wonderfully of feet! I chewed a few of those for awhile and then found some marvelously tasty leather ropes that I could drag around the room as I chewed them to pieces. Susie would be so proud of me when she woke up! I was sure I chewed through the leather of all my new toys faster than any other dog she’d ever seen. After I played for an hour or so I curled up next to Susie’s bed to take a well deserved nap. Even though I was tired it was hard to fall asleep. I couldn’t wait until Susie woke up to see how well I had chewed up all the toys.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;When she did wake up she wasn’t quite as proud of me as I had expected. I woke to yet another slap on the face and Susie screaming at me for chewing up all her shoes and belts. She yanked me up by my neck and threw me back in the bathroom. I wasn’t going to whine to get out this time. I was no longer sure I wanted to spend much time with Susie after all. She seemed rather unpredictable and she hurt me every time she paid any attention to me. Why did she leave all those toys on the floor if she didn’t want me to chew on them? Why was she always mad at me?&lt;br /&gt;As Susie and Karen got dressed for school and used the bathroom I crouched down in the corner. I didn’t want to risk making Susie mad again so I stayed out of her way. I hoped after she was ready we would go outside to the nice lawn and I could play in the sun, but when she finished painting her face and making her fur all puffy she just said goodbye and left me there by myself. I wasn’t sure what to do so I curled up and went to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;I awoke several hours later but Susie hadn’t returned. I had to go and was hungry, but nobody was there to feed me or let me out. Luckily, Susie hadn’t shut the door all the way so I could get out and do my business in the small room off to the side of the bedroom. I’m sure that’s what it was for. Why else would there be a room in a room? They had their bathroom and I had mine. There were more chew toys in there on the floor, but I wasn’t sure whether to play with them or not. Susie sure had been mad about the last time, but maybe it was because she had meant to save those toys or chew on them herself.&lt;br /&gt;I was hungry so I ripped open the bag of dog food and ate until my tummy almost burst!  I just couldn’t seem to stop eating and I’d never had all the food I could eat before. Even after I drank some water my belly still ached and I had to throw up several times before I felt better. But then all the strange food made my guts boil and before I knew it I had to go over and over again until I felt like I had pooped my intestines out. Eventually I felt better and went back to sleep until Susie came home again.&lt;br /&gt;When Susie came back I was so happy to see her! I had been so lonely and sick when she was gone and now she had come back everything would be Ok! But Susie was mad again and before I knew it I was being beaten and dragged all over the room. She kept shoving my nose into the piles of mess and yelling at me I was a bad dog. Why was I bad? Didn’t humans mess? It was just something I had to do, and after being sick all day, I’d had to do it a lot. She had been so happy when I messed the day before I thought she’d be pleased. Maybe she was just mad because I did when she was gone so she couldn’t watch? I had so much to learn and Susie never told me what she wanted me to do, she just hit and yelled at me when I did something she didn’t like. I wanted to be a good dog but what did she want?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The days went by pretty much the same as my first. Susie left me alone all day with no one to play with and no way to get outside and then she came home and hit me and yelled at me for messing and chewing things. Eventually I realized she didn’t want me to go in the room at all, but she was never there to let me out! Karen helped some by coming home at lunch and letting me out. Before long I was old enough to hold it until Karen got there and Susie beat me less and less when she returned in the early evening.&lt;br /&gt;That was the best time. Susie wasn’t hitting me or yelling at me and she would play with me and tell me how much she loved me and take me outside to show me to all her friends. I could run and play and all the other kids would pet me and say how beautiful I was. On the weekends Susie might take me to a park or let me ride around in the car with her. Now that I was older it was easier to be alone and hold my mess so I wasn’t in trouble all the time and Susie actually seemed to love me and was proud of me.&lt;br /&gt;It was still hard to wait all day for Susie to finish with classes, and as soon as she’d spent a little time with me she’d run off to this party or that, but more and more kids came by our room to take me for walks and play with me so I wasn’t alone or bored and most of the time I was happy and loved. Then came Christmas vacation and everything was bad again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One day after the world had turned cold I came back from a walk with one of the kids and heard Susie and Karen fighting in the dorm room. Karen was yelling at Susie that she couldn’t go away for three weeks without making arrangements for my care. Susie was yelling back that the kennel was full and besides, it was too expensive. Karen gave up long before Susie slamming, the door behind her as she left. I didn’t see her for a long time after that.&lt;br /&gt;The next morning Susie gave me lots of extra hugs and some special toys wrapped in shiny red and green paper. She told me I was a good girl and I would be fine while she was gone. I didn’t really understand what she was talking about, and even when she laid down several layers of newspaper all over the bathroom floor I still had no idea what she had in mind. Before the sun had sunk for the night Susie had filled by dog bowl with an entire 50lb bag of food and gave me one last hug before she went out the door.&lt;br /&gt;I waited for her to return all night. She never came back. She had stayed out late before, but usually her or Karen would be back before the sun rose. This time it was almost noon before I heard any footsteps in the hall. It wasn’t Susie. I heard the door knob turn and ran for the door with my tail wagging and my bladder bursting. Instead of Susie, Karen, or any of the students I was familiar with, there was an old woman I had never seen before standing there in a blue uniform. She opened the door, saw me running for her, and slammed the door shut again, screaming the whole time.&lt;br /&gt;“Damn students!” She yelled. “They left another damn dog in their room over Christmas vacation again! Well I’ll be damned if I’m taking care of it. They can just deal with the mess when they get back”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;That was the last human voice I heard for many, many days. I couldn’t wait to be let outside anymore, so although I had been beaten for messing inside for the past several months, I made due with the papers on the bathroom floor and curled up to wait for Susie’s return.&lt;br /&gt;I had no idea she wasn’t planning on returning6. Every time the wind blew and rattled the windows or puffed open the entrance door I would jump up expecting to hear Susie’s voice soon and her hand on the door. After a few days the smell from the bathroom was beginning to become suffocating. My eyes burned from the ammonia soaked papers on the floor and the messes had overpowered whatever sweat air there was left from the last time the door opened. But that wasn’t the worst. Although I had all the food I needed and water I could drink, I was totally unprepared for the heart wrenching loneliness of being completely cut off from any contact with other living creatures. I cried through the nights and stared out the window all day hoping to catch even a glimpse of a human on the now brown, dead lawn.&lt;br /&gt;One morning while pressing my face to the window to catch the slight bit of fresh air working in through the crack where Susie had neglected to close the window completely, I caught a glimpse of something small, grey, and furry crawling outside the window! I had no idea what it was, but after being alone for so long anything alive was worth my attention. Hour after hour I watched hoping to see it agin. Finally, I fell asleep with my chin on the window sill only to wake up face to face with a strange little creature staring back at me through the window glass.&lt;br /&gt;The animal just glared at me with huge reflective eyes while rubbing its arched body back and forth against the window. I went nuts. I hadn’t talked to anything in so long I just wanted get outside to play with it–whatever it was. I threw my body at the window scratching and whining for it not to leave me alone! Before long I had opened the window a little more and I could hear the thing talking to me. The sound of another voice was music to my ears!&lt;br /&gt;“That’s it puppy. Pry the window open a little more” It instructed me.&lt;br /&gt;I pushed and shoved and clawed until the window was open enough for both the visitor and blessed fresh air to enter the room. The little grey creature came in with its whiskered nose wrinkling at the smell from the bathroom.&lt;br /&gt;“Whew! It stinks in here! How can you stand that smell?” it asked.&lt;br /&gt;“I can’t.” I answered. “But there’s not much I can do about it. I’m locked in here and I didn’t know I could open the window. Who are you? What are you? Will you stay for awhile? Please?” I begged.&lt;br /&gt;“I’m a cat, and yes, I can stay. I’ve been pretty bored the last few days. Got any food?” It asked as it surveyed the room looking for my bowl. &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“Oh. I’m a puppy. I live here. I have lots of food! Please, help yourself. I’ve got water too, and toys and a warm bed for you. Can you stay? Can you please stay?” I knew I was whining and needy, but it wasn’t my nature to be alone.&lt;br /&gt;“Sure kid. I can stay for awhile. I have things to do and other friends to see, but I’ll make sure I come by and see you everyday. OK?”&lt;br /&gt;“Oh! Thank you so much. I don’t know where my owner went, but until she comes back I can’t stand being alone all the time!” I tried licking its face but it just growled at me.&lt;br /&gt;“I know kid. They do it ever year. Some spoiled little college kid’s too cheap or lazy to care for their pet so they just leave it here. Susie, is that your owners name? Anyway, Susie will be back in a few weeks when classes start again. Don’t worry. Christmas break doesn’t last forever. It just seems like it to dogs.”&lt;br /&gt;“Where you left by your owner too?” I asked.&lt;br /&gt;“Yeah,” It chuckled, “about two years ago!”&lt;br /&gt;“Two years! Oh my. How horrible!” I yelped.&lt;br /&gt;“Naw, its not so bad for cats. We’re a little more independent than dogs so it doesn’t hurt us so much to be alone. You’re a social animal. That’s why you need and love humans so much and they love you. We cats just hang around as long as we feel like it, but we can live on our own too. Not like you dogs at all. Just don’t tell anyone I made friends with a dog!”&lt;br /&gt;After the cat showed up I wasn’t as miserable being all alone. I had something to look forward to every day and every night it slept in my room with me. With the window open it was cold, but at least the air wasn’t as toxic and I could breath. Sometimes when the wind blew I could play a game where I jumped up on the desk in front of the window with a toy and if I threw into the breeze just right it would fly across the room and I could chase it just like Susie was there playing with me. With the help of the cat I made it until Susie returned for school a little after the new year began.&lt;br /&gt;Although Susie was horrified at the mess I had made of the room, she seemed genuinely happy to see me and gave me lots of extra attention and hugs for many days after her return. I spent the rest of the winter and all of my glorious first spring playing with all my friends at the school. On warm days when the window was left open my friend the cat would come and visit me while all the humans were in class. Life was good.&lt;br /&gt;One day in late spring, soon after my first birthday, Susie put me in the car and told me we were going to a wonderful place where I would make lots of new friends. She had been packing for days and all the other students were going new places too. I was so excited! I loved Susie and she loved me and we were heading out a new adventure together.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;We drove for a little while and arrived at a small cinder block building. Susie slipped my leash on and we went inside where she talked to a lady behind a long counter in a brightly lit lobby. I thought maybe I was at the vet’s because the place smelled like dogs and antiseptic, just like the doctor’s office did.&lt;br /&gt;Susie filled out some papers and handed my leash to the woman. Then, with one last hug and kiss, she turned and left! Where was she going? My Susie was leaving me with a stranger in a strange place. Something seemed so final about it. She didn’t look like she was coming back soon, but she had to, didn’t she?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHAPTER 4&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MY REAL EDUCATION BEGINS  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I didn’t know where Susie was going or why she was leaving me. Hadn’t I learned all she had asked? Hadn’t I been an obedient Dog? She couldn’t be leaving me. I decided that was the fact of the matter and sat down in the lobby to wait for her return. The woman from behind the counter gave a tug on my leash but I refused to move. I had to wait for Susie. The tugs on my leash became more insistent and finally I was actually being dragged by my neck across the smooth floor toward a pair of double swinging doors at the back of the room. &lt;br /&gt;As I was pulled through these doors everything I had ever known in life was about to change. On the other side of the doors was a long concrete hallway lined with steel cages on each side where dogs, dozens of them, all began barking at once at my indignant arrival. There were dogs of all sizes and shapes, some  barking encouragements, some plain obscenities, but all barking at the top of their lungs that a new dog was arriving. I had never seen such dogs! These were certainly not purebred AKC Golden Retrievers! There were short scruffy dogs, long tall dogs, and huge muscular dogs with flashing white teeth and spittle flying in all directions as they lunged at me from the other side of steel mesh walls and doors. What was this place?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I immediately tried to run back toward the double doors and my beloved Susie, but the woman on the other side of my leash was stronger and even more determined than I was to get me down the stinking, slimy hallway toward what fate I could only guess. So cringing from the assaults on my nose, ears and eyes, quivering with fear at what my fate was to be, I arrived at my final destination. It was the cage furthest from the doors where I had entered and as far from safety and Susie as possible. The door was opened and I was shoved through to find myself face to face with the biggest, meanest looking, oldest dog on Earth. He looked me up and down and then simply turned his back on me and ignored my presence completely. &lt;br /&gt;“In you go, girl” My captor said, “Don’t worry, Learned wont bother you”. I could only assume that Learned was to be my kennel mate and I was ecstatic to be assured he wouldn’t hurt me. He certainly seemed capable of snapping me in two, but at the moment he didn’t even acknowledge my presence, much less threaten or harass me. This was a great relief as I soon discovered all the other dogs had nothing better to do than yell taunts and torments in my direction.&lt;br /&gt;One large snarling beast kept yelling “Hey graduate, are ya spayed?!” Another freakish looking fellow with long matted fur and red rimmed eyes kept saying he couldn’t wait to meet me in the play-yard later. Some of the other female dogs just kept yelling “New bitch! Hey, new bitch! This is MY cage. Stay away!” Then there was a group of small dogs with long ears and huge glassy brown eyes that just kept singing in unison “Graduate! Gra-du-ate, hey g-r-ad-u-ate. .” But the most disturbing sight of all was directly in the kennel across from me. The dogs in that cage didn’t even resemble dogs at all. They completely ignored my arrival and just lay like statues on the kennel floor as if expecting nothing from life and not being surprised when nothing showed up.&lt;br /&gt;Eventually things calmed down and most of the dogs curled up for naps or quietly talked in the far reaches of the kennel. I couldn’t make out what was being said but would only occasionally her a snicker or small, quiet sobbing. What horrible crime had all these dogs committed to be locked up in this place. What crime had I committed!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I still rested my hopes that Susie was coming back for me so I settled down in front of the door to wait. Learned continued to completely ignore me and the other dogs seemed to have forgotten about my arrival too. As the afternoon wore on I began to feel sick to my stomach from the overpowering odors of too many filthy dogs and too much urine. Most of the dogs didn’t seem to care where they went to the bathroom and many of the kennels had piles of mess and pools of urine that were unavoidable to the occupants inside. Some of the dogs looked mortified at having to mess where they lived but tried to stay in the furthest corner from the offending matter. Others just tromped through it like it wasn’t even there.&lt;br /&gt;In a few hours the woman came down the isle with a cart full of dog food in tin buckets which she then scooped into each kennel where the occupants had to gobble up as much as they could as fast as they could before they were out eaten by their cell mates or outright attacked for any remainders. Very few kibbles went to waste. When she arrived at my kennel she tossed a few cups of food into us and Learned soon began a slow dignified attack on all the kibbles he could reach without actually touching or making any eye contact with me.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Eventually he had eaten all but about half a cup of food and he went back to ignoring me. I told him he could eat the rest of the food since I was clearly there by mistake and my owner would soon come to fetch me and feed me real food. To this he just grunted and settled down for a nap. Although the food was making my mouth water the smell of the place was making my stomach turn and I was too queasy and nervous to eat.&lt;br /&gt;After all the dogs had eaten the woman returned again and began hosing down the runs with the dogs in them! She would use the water to push all the messes into a drainage ditch in the hallway and then little by little the foul smelling sludge would make its way down the trench toward a hole in the floor and disappear. After she had finished “cleaning” the kennels she then used the hose to fill up water buckets that were clipped to each wall.  The dogs all took turns drinking thirstily until all had had their fill and the buckets were mostly empty again. Then the woman left and locked the double doors behind her. Soon the lights went out and the dogs were left alone for the night with no humans in sight.&lt;br /&gt;It was at this time that Learned deemed it appropriate to speak to me. “I’m sure your owner will be back to get you, but not tonight. The place is closed up until the morning so why don’t you go ahead and eat something and have a drink?” &lt;br /&gt;I sniffed the remaining food and pushed it around with my nose a little, but the thought of eating was just too hard to swallow. I did take a small drink of water though, just to be polite and then began to worry about where I would go to the bathroom if nobody was coming to let us out for the night? After a year of having house training beat into my psyche it seemed almost impossible for me to deliberately go inside, much less to go where I slept and ate! &lt;br /&gt;Learned seemed to understand my dilemma and demonstrated his solution without being asked. He simply walked up to the front of the kennel and hoisted his leg letting his urine flow straight onto the concrete walkway where most of it then ran into the drainage ditch. “A big guy like me has to make due” He said, “Otherwise we’d all drown!”&lt;br /&gt;I know he was trying to help, but it wasn’t anatomically possible for me to mimic his antics, so I just backed up as far toward the door as I could and did my best to aim for the walkway. It was better then nothing and more than most of the other dogs even tried.&lt;br /&gt;As the evening wore on the sun faded, leaving the kennels dark and quiet. Slowly the dogs began to stir. Most, with full bellies and bladders had to deal with finding an appropriate place to make their messes, but some began to talk in low hushed voices about times gone by and owners gone away.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Learned took his time, but eventually warmed up enough to my presence to begin and long conversation that explained where I was and what I was doing there. “How  you doing, kid?” He asked in a somewhat sympathetic tone. This small touch of kindness was all the opening I needed.&lt;br /&gt;“I’m cold and hungry and I don’t know where I am or what I’m doing here. Where is Susie? Who are all these dogs? Why do they call me a Graduate? When can I go home?” I fired at him in one long breath.&lt;br /&gt;“Easy now, I can only answer one question at a time.” He took a deep breath and began in the beginning.&lt;br /&gt;“You’re at the Bathbridge County Animal Shelter and you’ll be here about 5 days. Your owner, Susie you called her? She left you here because she was finished with school and didn’t want to keep you anymore. That’s why they call you a ‘Graduate’7. At this time of year a lot of students just like your Susie finish school and go off to new jobs and new lives and don’t want the responsibility or expense of having a dog anymore. So they leave you here and go on to new lives without you. They graduate and their dogs become this year’s cast-offs, or graduates as we call them around here.’&lt;br /&gt;“This is an animal shelter, which is a place people can take used and unwanted animals and forget about them. Most of these dogs had owners, just like you, who no longer wanted to keep them and left them here. A few are strays who took their freedom and ran, but ended up here anyway. Some have been through here several times, but most will never leave. If a new human comes in and wants to take you home, they just pay a few dollars and you belong to them. If they like you, you might live with them forever, but if they don’t, or you’re too much trouble, they just dump you back here again and move on.” &lt;br /&gt;“No!” I yelped. “I’m not left here. Susie loves me. She said so! And I’m worth way more than a few dollars. I’m a pure-bred AKC Golden Retriever and I cost Susie $1500!”8 I was so relieved to find out there had been some sort of mistake.  &lt;br /&gt;“You’re still a pup, huh? Didn’t get out much at that school you lived at? You’re worth $35, the price of the adoption fee, just like every other dog in here pure-bred or not.” He said, with infinite patience. Most of these dogs are pure-breds just like you and cost a pretty penny themselves when they were young and cute, but now they are just refuge like 10 million other dogs that come through places like this every year.”&lt;br /&gt;“Those dogs are pure-bred AKC Golden Retrievers?” I asked, incredulous that they were just like me. &lt;br /&gt;“No” He replied, “they are pure breds of many different breeds and they all have papers from the American Kill-em Club just like you. As long as humans are willing to pay good money for pure-bred dogs the AKC is more than willing to take their cut and send out some meaningless papers. If you were really a well bred valuable dog your breeder never would have sold you to Susie or let you end up here. I’m sorry to be the one to break it to you kid, but that’s the way it is”.&lt;br /&gt;“But that’s not right” I exclaimed, shocked by all he had said.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“It’s all perfectly legal” He explained. &lt;br /&gt;“What’s legal?” I asked.&lt;br /&gt;“What’s right. If its wrong they make laws against it and its illegal, like the rules you’re  used to. The rule that you shouldn’t chew shoes is what a law is to humans. They make things illegal if they think its wrong and should be against the rules, but until they do that its right and no matter how bad the behavior, they don’t feel at all bad doing it. I know all about it. My owner was lawyer and I learned all about the laws.”&lt;br /&gt;“Oh,.” I said, disheartened and confused. “So now I’m illegal?”&lt;br /&gt;“No” He sighed. “Now  you’re just unlucky. You’ll be okay, a young pretty dog like you has a good chance of finding a new family soon.”&lt;br /&gt;“What if I don’t?” I asked.&lt;br /&gt;“We’ll talk about that tomorrow.” He replied with finality. “Let’s get some sleep. Tomorrow’s Friday and that’s the worst day around here. You’ll understand then.”&lt;br /&gt;With that he circled several times and lay down on the cold concrete floor to get some sleep. I stayed awake for a long time thinking about what he had said, but it was too much to take in all at once. Susie wasn’t coming back for me? I wasn’t so special after all and I could just be thrown away like yesterday’s newspaper? Why had Joey and his father made me if this was all there was in life for a dog like me? Was it just for the money? Joey had warned me that Susie would soon tire of me, but he had also promised to come and get me when that happened. Joey! I had almost forgotten! I was a special dog. Joey had promised to take me home to the farm when Susie no longer wanted me! How could have forgotten that? It was all going to be OK. Joey would be here soon to take me back to the farm and my Mother. With this firmly in mind I too curled up on the hard floor and went to sleep.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I awoke in the morning I didn’t know where I was. For a moment I thought I was home in the dorm with Susie, but then the smell of the kennel hit me and it all came rushing back into my memory. Susie had left me here. She didn’t love me anymore. But then I remembered Joey and how he’d said he’d come and take be back to the farm when Susie tired of me. Joey would come and get me, it was just a matter of time.&lt;br /&gt;Learned woke soon after me and heaved his massive body off the floor in a series of stiff, awkward thrusts. “I’m too old for these hard floors” He said. I could see how rigid and painful his joints seemed, but he bravely went to the front of the kennel and did his business even though I could see the gymnastics hurt him to the core. We both drank a little water and shook the sleep out of our heads.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;All around us I could here the other dogs waking up. Before long I heard the woman return and soon she unlocked the door to a cacophony of barks, yelps, and singing. Starting at the far end near the double doors she opened the kennel and let the 5 occupants out to run down the hallway toward the door to the right of my kennel. She quickly caught up to the squigling mass of dogs and let them out the door.&lt;br /&gt;“Is she letting them go? “ I asked Learned.&lt;br /&gt;“No, that’s the door to the exercise run. We all get to go out there for a few minutes each morning while our kennels are cleaned.” He answered.&lt;br /&gt;As the woman let the dogs out she noticed Learned’s and my mess on the isle floor. “Oh Learned, you nasty dog! Why can’t you pee in the run like all the other dogs do! I swear you’re the stupidest dog on earth. No wonder nobody wants you.” She turned away in disgust.&lt;br /&gt;Stupid? Learned? He was the smartest dog I’d ever met! Where did she expect him to go? In the kennel so he could lay in it all night? Learned didn’t seem to mind the criticism. He just looked at her with droopy old eyes and panted nonchalantly. “Stupid woman” he murmured. “There’s no law against keeping my run decent, but there should be a law against making me wait 24 hours to use the proper facilities.”&lt;br /&gt;“You mean they could make laws about that?” I asked.&lt;br /&gt;“They can make laws about anything, but the right people have to ask.” He answered, ever proud of his superior education in the matters of laws.&lt;br /&gt;“Then why don’t the right people ask?” I queried&lt;br /&gt;“The right people, or even enough of the wrong people, either don’t know, or don’t care what we dogs go through in life. Each dog here has a story but nobody listens or cares. See that pretty little cocker spaniel over on the left? The one with the long ears and no hair? When she arrived here her coat was so matted and tangled they had to shave it all off right next to the skin. When they got the hair off they realized she had so many fleas she was anemic and the foul tangles had caused open sores in her skin to fester. There were maggots living in the sores. Her ears were so infected every time she shook her head to relieve the itching puss splattered all over her run and it made us all sick to smell it.”&lt;br /&gt;I looked at the sad-eyed, short legged, pudgy little dog he was referring to. She seemed naked with all her hair removed but happy to be free of vermin and pain. &lt;br /&gt;“Why did her owners let her get that bad?” I wanted to know.&lt;br /&gt;“They were too lazy to brush her coat and too cheap the pay a groomer to do it for them. When things got too bad they just dumped her here and decided dogs were too much trouble and not all that fun.”&lt;br /&gt;Money again. Did everything in a dog’s life revolve around money? “What about those dogs over there, the one’s that sing? Why are they here?” I wondered out loud.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“Those are Beagles. They breed like rabbits and although they are adorable when they’re puppies, if you don’t let them run and hunt they make horrible pets. Their owners had the mother, father, and the whole litter living in the house with them, but all that howling and singing was too much for the neighbors, so here they are, just like the rest of us.” Taking my interest as an invitation to continue Learned proceeded to tell me the stories of all the dogs in the kennel. &lt;br /&gt;“In the kennel with the Cocker are Jack, Ruby, Chester, Pugsly, and Heidi. Jack is a Jack Russell. He was bred to hunt foxes and chase them down into their dens for mortal combat, but when his owners tried to civilize him and locked him in an apartment all day he just tore the place up. He attacked anything that moved and some things that didn’t. When he ate the drapes off the windows his owners gave up and left him here. Drapes are expensive. Ruby is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel and really shouldn’t be here at all. The folks who run that breed registry try very hard to keep all their dogs happy and safe. They even forbid members of the club from selling dogs to pet shops, but somehow Ruby ended up here anyway. I think there was a fatal car wreck and no one’s thought to see where the deceased’s dog ended up. The Cavalier King Charles rescue club will probably save him before its too late. Chester is a Labrador retriever that just grew too big and kept knocking down his owner. Training would have solved the problem but that takes time and most humans don’t like to spend valuable time and money cleaning up their messes. They just blame the dog and move on. Pugsly is a Bull dog. His owners had to have an exotic pet to get them attention so they bought Pugsly because he was white and therefore rare. They both worked full time and left poor Pugs locked up in a crate for 12 hours at a time from his sixth week in life til his sixth month. Poor Pugsly is deaf and he never really learned to run and play or think. On top of all that he is so poorly bred that he can hardly breath and would die if he were left outside for very long. When his owners found out he was worthless as a stud dog because of his health problems and stunted mental development, they got rid of him and bought something else to amuse them. Heidi is a Schnauzer. She’s just here because she became inconvenient. She has no health problems, never misbehaved in her life, loved and obeyed her owners, did everything that a dog could do to protect and comfort the children, but ended up here when here owners decided to move to an apartment that didn’t allow dogs. She’s heartbroken and thinks they are coming back to get here any day.” &lt;br /&gt;Learned went on cage by cage telling me the tragic stories of each and every dog. Some were new and he didn’t know all the details, but the stories all started sounding the same. These dogs were just not wanted anymore. Most of their owners had never thought through what having a dog meant and just impulsively took home a puppy that caught their eye. Just like Susie had. I wondered what had become of my brothers and sisters. Were they, at this very moment, in a shelter somewhere hoping their owners would be coming back?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;One dog in particular caught my attention as she was led past our run to the yard. She never looked left or right, and unlike the others she never wagged her tail or barked at the other dogs. She seemed dazed and in a trance. Her long white coat was covered in mess and soaked in urine but she didn’t seem to notice or care. She just followed the woman like a little robot and went outside and plopped on the ground avoiding the other dogs.&lt;br /&gt;“What’s her story?” I asked my sage.&lt;br /&gt;“She’s a pet shop dog. She was born in a puppy mill where she and her 5 siblings were crammed in a rabbit hutch along with their mother. She never left the hutch until she was taken from her mother and shipped across the country to a pet shop here in Virginia. She’s not a pure bred, but a mix of Cocker Spaniel and Poodle. That didn’t stop the pet shop from selling her for $800 though. Because she never left a cage until she was 4 months old she never learned to avoid her own messes or relate to other dogs. Her brain isn’t even wired up right because she never really got to run and play and use her muscles until it was too late for them to develop. Her new owners tried to return her to the pet shop when they realized she could never be housetrained, but the pet shop only took sick dogs back so she ended up here. Nobody will adopt her since she doesn’t even try and look cute when the visitors come. She’ll never leave.”&lt;br /&gt;“And this is all legal?” I asked him. Surely it couldn’t be right for so many dogs to be wronged.&lt;br /&gt;“Every bit of it. There are Federal and state laws that say we shouldn’t be tortured, that we need a certain amount of space in our crates and cages, and that we are required to have food and water, but to an intelligent and social animal like us dogs all those laws do is prolong our misery and make it profitable to make as many more dogs as humans are willing to buy. In fact, I’ve been here 2 years and I’ve only seen a handful of dogs that were taken away from their masters for being mistreated or neglected.”&lt;br /&gt;I thought back to my happy puppy-hood on the farm and was grateful I hadn’t been born in a puppy mill, but what good did it do me? I was still born to be sold for someone else’s profit and ended up here just like all the other dogs. I was pondering this when the woman arrived at our run. It was our turn to go out for exercise.&lt;br /&gt;Much to my horror, the animals across from us were to be let out at the same time. They looked something like dogs, all their legs and tails and ears were in the right places, but there the resemblance ended. These creatures were almost as two dimensional and as thin as paper dolls. Each one’s ribs showed through their skin and I could count each vertebra on their boney backs. Their long, needle nosed faces were topped with bulging eyes that rolled around in their skulls flashing the whites at every noise and sight.&lt;br /&gt;As we all entered the yard I whispered to Learned “Are those dogs?”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;He chuckled and answered “Yes, believe it or not, they are dogs. They’re Greyhounds. They are bred for racing and when they stop winning they are either killed or abandoned by the thousands. These guys were left to die in a parking lot by an owner who was too cheap to buy the bullets to kill them9. There’s still a track here in Virginia where the dogs race so we always have a few coming through here10.”&lt;br /&gt;I watched the stick like dogs trot around the yard. They were all business. Each dog quickly found a place to mess and immediately ran back to huddle by the door. I could here some of them muttering to themselves “I will run faster. I will run faster. . .” Another dog, looking thoroughly defeated kept whispering to himself “I ran as fast as I could. I was a champion”. They seemed completely disconnected from the world around them and just wanted to go back to their run and replay the races of the past in their minds.&lt;br /&gt;“What’s wrong with them?” I asked.&lt;br /&gt;“They are not like us. They are born and bred to race and never even knew the kindness of an owner who loved them or the joys of just playing in the sun with other dogs. They have lived in crates their whole lives and don’t feel safe out in the open unless they are racing. They race as fast as they can but the moment they begin to slow they are forgotten and discarded. It doesn’t even really bother them that they were never loved. They only cry for the races they lost and the races they will never run again.11”&lt;br /&gt;I didn’t even bother to ask if it was legal. It seemed anything was legal that was short of a horrible death and even that was OK until someone got caught, a rather rare event.  &lt;br /&gt;“And they will all be killed?” I didn’t really want to know the answer but had to ask.&lt;br /&gt;“Most of them. A few go on to breed the next generation of racers, but most end up here or in research labs to be experimented on by humans. Some, and those are the very lucky ones, get adopted to loving families and learn what it is to be a dog with a home and people who love them even if they don’t win races.”&lt;br /&gt;“Why don’t they all get adopted?” I asked hopefully.&lt;br /&gt;“There just aren’t that many homes. Every year about 30,000 racers retire and there are only a few thousand people12 willing to take them on as pets. There’s just never enough good homes for all the dogs humans make each year.” He answered.&lt;br /&gt;I looked around at all the dogs in our kennel and realized how many homes would be needed to place so many animals.&lt;br /&gt;“I guess when all of us are placed in homes then more dogs will come here? Will it ever end? There are so many of us.” I wondered out loud.&lt;br /&gt;“You still don’t understand at all do you? This isn’t all the dogs that need homes. This is just the dogs in this county that need homes this week!13 And that’s not even counting the dogs that never make it here and are abandoned on the side of the road or simply left to fend for themselves when their owners move on. Most of the dogs you see here today will be gone by next week and new dogs will take their places.” He seemed angry but I couldn’t blame him.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“Where will these dogs all go? To new homes?” I asked hopefully.&lt;br /&gt;“We’ll talk about that later” He cryptically replied. &lt;br /&gt;We went back to our kennel but I couldn’t nap thinking about all Learned had told me. The kennel was cleaner than it had been before, but to my sensitive nose the stench of urine was still overpowering and my eyes and lungs burned from it. I was hungry and lonely and scared, but I knew Joey would come and rescue me soon so with that thought in mind I drifted off to sleep. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHAPTER 5&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; THE BETTER PLACE  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was so tired from all that had happened to me in the last few days I slept right through the afternoon. It wasn’t until the woman came to make her rounds that I woke up with my stomach growling. I knew I would be last to be fed but couldn’t wait until the cart arrived at my end of the isle. No matter what they tried to feed me I was planning on eating every bite!&lt;br /&gt;I shook the sleep from my head and surveyed the kennel with an eye on the cart’s progress toward my feeding time. The kennel seemed strangely quiet. All the barking and yelling for food that I had heard yesterday was absent. Slowly I came to realize most of the dogs were gone! Only Ruby, the beagles, and Learned remained. Even the Greyhounds were gone.&lt;br /&gt;“Where did everybody go!” I yelped to Learned. “Did they all get adopted to new homes? How wonderful!”&lt;br /&gt;“No. Not new homes. They’ve all gone to a better place.” He stoically replied.&lt;br /&gt;“A better place? That’s where my brother Runt went when we were puppies. He went to live in the house with Joey and his family. Mother said it was a better place too. I miss him but I know Joey’s looking out for him.” Learned just sighed and declined to comment.&lt;br /&gt;The beagles, not as tactful as the sagacious Learned began to sing “Better place, better place, better off dead! Ha!” Only the arrival of the food cart shut up their horrifying song. Learned refused to even look at me and I was afraid to ask him what the Beagles meant. Ruby wasn’t as kind and told me everything I never wanted to hear.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“They’re all dead. It’s Friday. They kill the dogs on Friday to make room for all the new dogs like you. Happens every week. If I hadn’t been claimed by the rescue folks I’d be dead too. I wish those damn Beagles had been here for a week so we wouldn’t have to listen to their stupid songs anymore!”14 Ruby’s sweet face  disguised a cruel heart.&lt;br /&gt;“Ruby! That’s enough!” Learned growled menacingly&lt;br /&gt;“Dead Dead Dead” the Beagles sang.&lt;br /&gt;“They’re all dead? How did that happen. Were they sick?” I asked Learned, fearing his answer but needing to know. &lt;br /&gt;“The man came. He always comes on Fridays unless its an emergency. You get 5 days here, so if you’re lucky you arrive on Saturday, but if not you only get your week and then its all over. He puts the dogs to sleep to make room for new dogs, and there’s always new dogs.” Learned seemed calm about the whole thing, but then he had been there a long time.&lt;br /&gt; Dead. Did that mean I would die too? Where was Joey?!&lt;br /&gt;“Even the Greyhounds?” I asked, disbelieving they could be treated as mere common dogs.  &lt;br /&gt;“No, not them. The lab man came by and took them. He comes every Friday to pick out the dogs he wants before they go to sleep.15”&lt;br /&gt;“Oh, thank goodness!” I said. “At least they are OK.”&lt;br /&gt;“Not OK, worse than dead. They will be tortured until they either die or are destroyed in the name of science.”&lt;br /&gt;“What?! You said torture was illegal!” I couldn’t believe humans would do that to their faithful friends.&lt;br /&gt;“Its not illegal for labs to torture dogs as long as it serves the needs of humans. In the old days all the shelters were required by law to turn over all the dogs to labs and the men who sold dogs to them16. At least now the shelters can say no, if they wanted to. But at $35 dollars a dog they just can’t afford to turn the lab men away.”&lt;br /&gt;Suddenly the term ‘better off dead’ began to make sense to me. What use was it to live and love humans when they so obviously cared so little for us? Learned had said there were millions of us in places like this every year and only a few of us were ever adopted. That meant 6 million17 dogs died each year while people like Joey and his father kept making more to take their places and all the good homes. And all this suffering was for piles of green paper? I lost my appetite and sighing heavily just curled up an the floor and cried. In my sleep that night I dreamed I was still at the farm playing with Joey and sleeping close to my siblings at night never knowing what horrible fates would await us all. When I awoke it was dark and I was nursing on my own tongue for comfort. Learned was laying close to me and slowly licking the tears from my eyes until I fell back to sleep desperately  hoping it would not be forever.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;In the morning I awoke to much activity in the kennel. Learned was already awake and warming his old bones for another day. There were new dogs arriving every few minutes as college students left for the year or for good and no longer wanted the pets that had kept them company throughout their academic careers. The Beagles kept sing-songing “Graduates. . gr-ad-uates. .grad-u-ates.” Ruby was gone but Learned told me he had been picked up by the rescue people so I knew he’d be OK.  &lt;br /&gt;After breakfast and a quick trip to the yard I began to wonder what Learned was doing here and why he had survived so long when all the others were lucky to survive a single week. He was more than happy to tell me his story and began shortly after the kennel closed for the morning and the new arrivals had settled into their surroundings.&lt;br /&gt;“I’m a Mastiff and I was born right here in Bathbridge County, Virginia, 9 years ago. My breed dates back to the Roman empire when we were the dogs of Generals and Nobles. My owner was a law student back then but even though he worked 14-16 hours a day at his studies he always made time for me and took care of me as well as any young dog could wish for. He discussed everything he learned with me and practiced his oral arguments on me long into the nights. That’s why I know so much about the law. When he graduated we moved to the city, but my owner made sure we had a small yard and a nearby park so I wouldn’t suffer my life away locked in an apartment alone.&lt;br /&gt;On weekends we went to the countryside and took long walks in the fields and woods while he used me as a willing audience for his theories and arguments on many different cases. I loved my owner with all my heart and I know he loved me just as much. He was the smartest, kindest human on earth and I was the luckiest dog in the world to have him. &lt;br /&gt;Then tragedy struck. One night he came home later then usual and we had to go out for my walk in the cold dark of the city. As we entered an alley, a short- cut to the park, a man jumped out and demanded all my owner’s money. I instantly jumped to my owners defense but he pulled me back and told me to sit. There was a shiny metallic object in the robber’s hand but I knew I could stop him and wasn’t afraid to die in defense of my beloved owner. That’s what I was bred to do and I had no qualms about protecting my human with my life. But I also was well trained so when he told me to hold back I did as he asked.&lt;br /&gt;He told the man he had no money and had just run out to walk to dog, but the man didn’t believe him and kept yelling that he wanted all the money and my owners watch too. My owner willingly handed over the watch but it didn’t seem to satisfy the other human. I saw the bad man raise the metal object toward my owner and felt my adored human’s fear at the gesture. Without a thought to my own safety I went for the man and threw myself between him and my owner. Before I could understand what had happened there was a horrible thundering sound and I felt a searing pain in my chest. Then it happened two more times in rapid succession.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;‘Run!’ I yelled. ‘I’ll stop him. Get to safety!’ But my owner wouldn’t leave me there to defend him alone and lunged at the bad man. The noise happened again three more times but I felt no pain. The bad man turned and fled and as I looked behind me to tell my owner the bad man was gone I saw him crumple to the ground.&lt;br /&gt;I was badly hurt and bleeding from several wounds but I dragged myself over and lay down next to my owner to try and clean his wounds and keep him warm until help could arrive. I lay my head across his chest and kept telling him everything would be okay and help would arrive soon but he was fading fast. He just kept petting my head and telling me I was a brave boy and had tried valiantly to save his life but the bad man had been determined to leave no witnesses. He told me not to worry and that I would be taken care of and as I lost consciousness I remember him patting my head as the last breath left his body.  &lt;br /&gt;When I came to, there were many men in uniforms and flashing lights all around. I lay across my owners body and tried to keep the other humans away so he could rest, but deep inside I knew he would never wake up. Finally, the dog warden arrived and I allowed myself to be lifted into his van and brought to a vet. I had no will to live and just wanted to lie with my owner until I too took my final breath but I was young and strong and knew my owner would want me to live. I had three bullet holes that ran all the way through my body but nothing too important had been damaged so after a month I could stand and walk on my own and the Vet proclaimed me out of danger.  &lt;br /&gt;My owner had been a very good lawyer and also very successful so there were many people who cared about what happened to his possessions. Because of his education my owner knew I was nothing more than another possession, like a couch or a watch, in the eyes of the law and had worked very hard to make sure I would be provided for if anything were to happen to him. He had stipulated in his will that the people who would benefit from his estate would also be charged with taking care of me until I died of natural causes, but being a moral and kind man he had no idea of the treachery his relatives were capable of.&lt;br /&gt;There was no law that said he could leave money to me for my care and upkeep so he could only trust his heirs to follow his wishes and that trust was sorely misplaced. Nobody wanted me. I was too big, too much work, or too expensive to care for. Although the will clearly stated that I should be looked after, there was no one to go to court for me or take up my cause and no judge that could enforce the will under the law18. Finally, the executor of the will convinced the heirs that I must be provided for out of respect for the dead, but since nobody wanted to take me home they took me here and pay a small fee every month for my upkeep but never give a thought to me otherwise. I get my own private run most of the time and I’m closest to the door and the windows, but I can never be adopted or put to sleep because of the will and have to stay here until I die.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I wish I had died that night with my owner. I know he’d never want me here, living like this, but all I can do now is wait until I die of old age and can see him again in the better place.” With his tale finished Learned sighed heavily and laid his massive head on his front paws and became silent.&lt;br /&gt;Poor Learned! Why were humans so selfish and greedy? They would kill for money and let a good man die in the streets for a simple  piece of jewelry. Yet even for huge piles of money they wouldn’t open their hearts and homes to a noble and brave dog like Learned. If such a smart man and lawyer to boot couldn’t find a way to provide for his pet after death what hope was there for any of us? Learned lived here for two years just wishing to die yet all he could do was live while those around him moved on to better places.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Later that afternoon the people began to arrive to look for dogs to adopt. Where were they yesterday? Why didn’t they put dogs to sleep after the weekend so the people could have adopted poor Heidi or Chester? Since the kennels were almost full again it became clear to me there just wasn’t enough room for the old and new dogs at once. Last week’s dogs had to go to make room for this week’s cast-offs.   &lt;br /&gt;The families looked at all the dogs judging each one on the important criteria of cuteness and enthusiasm. One of the Beagles was chosen for a new home and sang good-bye to his liter mates as he left through the double doors. A few more dogs were chosen to live another week but many more were not. Nobody showed any interest in me at all because I was too big and I think they were scared to get too close to Learned’s run, but that was okay since I knew Joey would find me here easier than having to track me down to yet another new owner.&lt;br /&gt;After the kennel closed to visitors that afternoon, one last dog was led in and put in the empty kennel directly across from us. He was a medium sized muscular dog with a short shiny coat and the biggest grin I’d ever seen on his huge round head. He was wagging his tail at everyone and constantly trying to kiss the woman as she led him to his new home.&lt;br /&gt;“Hi!” He yapped at everyone. “Hi there! Oh hi hi! I sure am happy to be here and meet you all! Is this the boarding kennel? How long are you staying? And you? I’m not sure about me but my owners usually leave me for a week or two when they go away. I LOVE the kennel and meeting so many new friends!”&lt;br /&gt;Learned and I just stared at him. The other dogs stopped their conversations and just stood dumbfounded at how damn happy and friendly this new dog was. Boarding kennel? Didn’t he know where he was?&lt;br /&gt;“When’s dinner?” He asked in our general direction. “Did I miss dinner? I just LOVE dinner! Did I miss play time? I LOVE playtime too! Play play play, Oh my I could just play all day!” &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“Dinner hasn’t started yet so you didn’t miss anything. We don’t get play time here, just a few minutes in the yard in the morning.” I informed him.&lt;br /&gt;Boomer just wagged his tail and said he’d be just as happy to hang out with his new friends and chat as play anyway. “I just LOVE chatting! My oh my how I  LOVE to chat and make new friends!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After dinner Boomer spent an hour talking to the Boarder Collie in the next run and I turned to Learned for more education.&lt;br /&gt;“Well, “ I said “Boomer will certainly find a new home! That’s the happiest, cutest dog I’ve ever seen. I’m worried someone will take him instead of me, but I need to wait for Joey anyway.”&lt;br /&gt;“Boomer’s never leaving here. He’ll be gone to a better place by sunset tomorrow.” Learned said sadly. &lt;br /&gt;“But why?!” I asked with shock.&lt;br /&gt;“Boomers a Pit bull and they’re illegal in Bathbridge County.” He told me without emotion.&lt;br /&gt;“What? Boomer’s wrong? How could anyone want to hurt Boomer? He’s the friendliest dog in the world!” Boomer was illegal but killing all those other dogs wasn’t. Nothing made any sense anymore.&lt;br /&gt;“It’s a breed specific ban. If some dogs belong to bad people somewhere and those dogs hurt a human then other counties sometimes decide to ban the whole breed, regardless of how sweet any individual is. When that happens the dog’s owners must either move, or give up the dog. The ban in Bathbridge has been around for awhile, so I guess Boomer’s owners moved here and just didn’t know. Its sad, but what can they do? Move back where they came from? Even the companies that insure humans’s houses won’t insure a house with a Pit Bull in it. So no, Boomer won’t be leaving here with a new family. Even the woman is scared of Pit Bulls, so this is an emergency and the man will come soon to put Boomer down.” Learned was so jaded he just recited the facts without anger. He’d been here a long time.&lt;br /&gt;I looked at Boomer’s loving face and generous smile and almost cried. He was wrong and would have to die. His poor family must have been crushed to move to a new town and be welcomed by the dog warden to take their dog away.19 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;A few minutes later the woman came into the kennel with a leash and some dog treats. She went straight to Boomer’s run acting like he was a vicious dog that needed to be coaxed into cooperation and lured him out with the kibbles, down the wretched isle, and through the double doors. Boomer went willingly, wagging his tail the whole time and saying “Treats! Oh my yes I LOVE treats! Where we going? We gonna play? Oh my oh my I LOVE to play!” The last we saw of him was his wagging tail as the doors swung shut.&lt;br /&gt;Less than 10 minutes went by before the lights went out for the night and we heard the woman leave. Boomer was gone. Such a wrong and illegal dog didn’t even deserve one night once he entered our world. Even though I was a well bred, well raised young bitch,  for just a moment I wished Boomer had been dangerous and fought back before they killed him. At least he might have had a chance that way. But no, he trustingly and lovingly followed the woman to his doom wagging his tail the whole time and thinking it was all one big game. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As the sound of the woman’s car faded into the distance the dogs began to talk again. The Boarder collie said he’d better be getting home soon since his idiot owner wouldn’t know how to bring the cows in without him.&lt;br /&gt;“Home?” I asked. “What do you mean go home? We’re locked in here. You can’t just leave.”&lt;br /&gt;“I’m locked in here all the time. The idiot always loses me or forgets where he put me and if I didn’t find my way home he’d forget to come and get me before its was too late. This time he lost me out of the back of his stupid pick-up truck again. The idiot never secures me back there and when he gets drunk enough he starts squerriln’ around and I go flying out the back20. Again. If I don’t know where I am I just let the dog catcher get me and I can find my way home from here. Humans and their stupid laws. Its illegal to be a Pit Bull but its OK to let your dog ride in the back of a pick-up. Idiots. Couldn’t even have a damn cooler in the back of the pick-up without properly securing it, but me? Learn to fly, baby, learn to fly. They only worry about things that can hurt them if they catapult out of a pick-up and don’t worry about the things that get hurt for a second. Don’t get me started about laws. Idiots.”&lt;br /&gt;“Yeah laws” said the mix- breed in the run with the Boarder Collie. “The laws around here suck for dogs. That’s why I’m going to California. They have the best dog laws in the whole darn County. Cali Dude. Cali.” He sighed longingly and looked off into the distance as if he could see California from there.&lt;br /&gt;“Oh yeah?” Said the Boarder Collie. “What’s so great about California?”&lt;br /&gt;“Dude” He started. “Cali rocks! In Cali its illegal to even sell dogs! There are more homes than dogs and people have to wait just to have the privilege of giving every dog a good home. And in Cali, in Cali they don’t put dogs to sleep in shelters cause someone always wants you. And . . . . and they don’t sell dogs to labs, and there’s no Greyhound racing, and they even put people in jail if they mistreat or neglect an animal.21” He was getting all excited just talking about this place and his tail was wagging furiously.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“No way!” said the boarder Collie. “Here they don’t punish anybody unless there have been a lot of complaints from humans and enough animals have died. Even then it often just a little fine. One time my owner was beating me over the head and stuffing my face in a hole full of water, damn near drowning me, and the dog warden came and my idiot owner had to go to court. The idiot Judge decided it was A-Okay because he had a good reason to do it. He was trying to “teach” me not to dig holes!22 I spent 3 weeks at the vet and he went home without even a slap on the wrist. Laws. Judges. Idiots. Then my owner came home and beat me again for making him have to go to court.”&lt;br /&gt;“Not in Cali, Dude. Nope, not there.” The mix said shaking his head no.&lt;br /&gt;“There’s nowhere like that.” Said Learned. “My owner would have heard about it. You’re making it all up. Humans would never stand for losing all the money they can make by breeding our kind, nor would they stand for having the government tell them what to do with their property. No pet shops? No breeders? Homes for every dog? You’re just dreaming.”&lt;br /&gt;“Now hold on a minute,” piped a Boston Terrier, “where I came from they didn’t make it illegal to sell dogs but it was considered uncivilized to do so. There were so few dogs up for adoption they had to ship puppies up from other places just to fill the demand. Maybe he’s telling the truth?”&lt;br /&gt;“That’s not the same as an outright ban.” Learned argued. “If humans chose to do the right thing than its different from being forced to do it.”&lt;br /&gt;“Humans don’t chose to do the right things when there’s money involved. They’re all greedy idiots!” The Boarder Collie interjected. “Screw my idiot owner. Let’s go to Cali. Which way is it?” He asked the mixed breed.&lt;br /&gt;“On the other side of this cage and 3,000 miles west.” The mix said sadly.&lt;br /&gt;“Not a problem, follow me.” He answered and climbed right up the six foot fence and over the other side!&lt;br /&gt;“Dude!” Said the mix. “Awesome! I didn’t know we could do that.” And with that he followed suit and both were standing in the isle.&lt;br /&gt;They looked around and asked if anyone else wanted join them. “We’re off to Cali! Whose with us?” Said The Collie.&lt;br /&gt;There were no takers. We had been too well bred and too well trained to ever think of rebelling.&lt;br /&gt;“Oh well,” He said. “Your loss.” See you in a better place!” and with that they jumped out the window and were gone. We heard one last “Idiots!” and not another sound.&lt;br /&gt;“Will they really get to California?” I asked Learned.&lt;br /&gt;“I doubt it,” he replied cynically “but if they do, they won’t find the land of glory they think is there.” &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;  I couldn’t sleep. I just lay on the concrete floor with my mind reeling from all I seen and heard since Susie had abandoned me. None of it made any sense. Was I just a toy to be thrown away like one of Susie’s old cell phones? Or was I something more, yet something less than a real living animal?&lt;br /&gt;After what seemed to be an eternity of mental agony I finally had to speak.&lt;br /&gt;“Learned? Are you still awake?” I asked sheepishly knowing he wasn’t. But I was wrong.&lt;br /&gt;“Yes little one, I’m awake. I’ve been waiting for you to be ready to ask why things are the way they are.” He said in a calming, wise voice,. “I know its hard to learn all this at once, but no matter what happens in the next few days you have a right to know what forces rule your fate.” &lt;br /&gt;With that he began at the beginning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHAPTER 6&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHY THINGS ARE THE WAY THEY ARE23&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“It all started a long time ago,” Learned began. “We dogs didn’t exist in the real world. The humans made us. We came from our ancestors the Wolves. The humans needed our superior physical abilities because although they are smart, they are also weak and frightened of the real world. They can’t run, smell, hear, see, or sense the world like we can. They needed us and we, being loyal and loving creatures like the Wolves before us, needed to be needed and loved. The humans changed us from the Wolves.” &lt;br /&gt;They made us forever puppies like the humans themselves were permanently children.” He continued. “We bark, while in Wolves only the puppies bark. We breed anytime we can, while the wolves mature and pick only their leaders as the breeding pair. We kill for fun and even attack when we aren’t hungry. The wolves only kill for food and even then they manage their prey herds to make them strong and healthy by eliminating the weak, old, ill and over populations of new young. We became like our creators, the humans, and within a few generations we were even used to kill our reverent ancestors as wolf hounds.”&lt;br /&gt;“As we became more like the humans they became more dependant on us. For thousands of years we helped them protect themselves, secure food, and kept them from being lonely in the long dark nights of endless winters. There were others too, like the cattle, horses, and cats, but we have all outlived our usefulness to the humans so they have forgotten what they owe us. Now, to most humans, we are nothing more than pieces of property to be owned or fancy living toys to be played with and tossed aside when a better toy arrives.”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“In some places in this country dogs are still very much needed, but in most places we are just wanted. Its not all bad. Many owners treat as like their own children and love and protect us from birth to death. But humans have made it too easy for the others to abuse and abandon us at will. When they replaced us with technology they forgot the debt they owed us as our creators. We can never be without our humans. We breed too much and carry in our bodies the need to chase24 and kill even when its not necessary. We have even been made to kill humans, something wolves never do. Now we are at their mercy by the laws and our own history. We will always live to love and serve humans, but they are not so loyal as our kind.”&lt;br /&gt;“Why don’t their pack leaders tell them to respect us and cherish us like they should!” I yelped, interrupting him.&lt;br /&gt;“Humans aren’t like us in many ways, and their leaders are not like ours. Their real leaders are made up. They can’t ever decide who should lead and who should follow so to avoid the endless bickering and arguments each pack of humans makes up an imaginary leader to make the rules. Then they argue and bicker about what the imaginary leader wants them to do but at least they don’t have to follow real orders from real pack leaders. They call these leaders ‘Gods’ and then they make up rules that control them in some ways but always favors what’s good for the humans and bad for the real world.”&lt;br /&gt;“I had imaginary puppies to play with when I was very young, but aren’t most humans too old for imaginary friends?” I asked.&lt;br /&gt;“Well, some humans feel that way. That’s why they made ‘Laws’ to tell them right from wrong and act as leaders. But unfortunately, the laws are enforced by humans and once again, usually favor humans over all else. Some laws protect animals, and some gods protect animals, but nothing is ever black and white or right and wrong. It usually comes down to some humans trying to get away with as much as they can and some humans trying to make them feel bad about it and saying the gods wouldn’t approve.”&lt;br /&gt;“Humans will never consider dogs their equals. It is only in very recent times they considered all humans as equals. They used to own each other like they own us. In this county cream colored humans owned humans of all other colors and the male humans owned the females. They are still sorting all that out so there’s not a whole lot of interest left over for non-human rights. If they could pretend that other humans rights and feelings didn’t matter its not that hard for them to completely ignore our needs. They are very good at believing what they want and pretending not to see what they don’t want”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“It was only a few hundred years ago that the dominant belief was that animals had no feelings or emotions. A human named Descartes said we were only unthinking automans like machines.25 He was an idiot, but it made humans feel better about using and abusing us without having to feel bad. Other humans argued we weren’t just plants with legs. Jeremy Bentham tried to tell the other humans we could feel. He even hoped the day would come when the rest of animal creation might ‘acquire those rights which could never have been withholden from them but for the hand of tyranny,’ but nobody listened.26&lt;br /&gt;“While we were busy saving their heros like Alexander the Great, Napoleon, Lewis and Clark, and Abraham Lincoln there were no laws to protect us from them! For each infant we rescued from harm a hundred sackfuls of unwanted puppies sank to the bottom of some dark cold pond. For every sheep we protected with our lives a thousand of our kind were killed for trying to share in the bounty of the slaughter harvest.”&lt;br /&gt;“While it is true they don’t know we can think, or that we can reason and converse like you and I are now, no human can honestly believe we cannot suffer from pain, or feel the emotional harm that they can, or that when cut we do not bleed, or when separated from our families and all that is familiar we do not cry. Yet to make their minds rest easy at night they believe their scientists and experts when they are told we do not think, feel, or suffer. Of course these same scientists gather most of their data about human emotion and behavior by studying non-human animals, but that only applies when humans are the beneficiaries of experiments that savagely torture and abuse animals.”&lt;br /&gt;“Why do we allow it!” I wailed. “Let them live without us! Why don’t we leave them like the two who went to California? I never want to love a human again.” I whined.&lt;br /&gt;“We just can’t. Some dogs do. Some dogs are born in the wild and live there all their lives. Others go to the wild when they have had enough. Some learn to survive there after being left by their owners on the side of the road or lost and never found. But those dogs are few and far between. They are hunted down and killed or brought to places like this. There’s never enough room in the real world for humans and other animals and nobody cries for the wild dogs like they do for a spotted owl or a bald eagle. We’re refuse. Discarded trash that must be collected and deposed of.27”&lt;br /&gt;“Why don’t we turn on them?! You said millions of us are killed every year and that millions more are made. There are enough of us to rip the throats out of every cruel human and make things right!” I growled.&lt;br /&gt;“I’ve wondered the same thing myself many times. But we are dogs. We are born followers and we were made even more docile by the years of selective breeding. If every dog that was beaten and abused fought back we would be exterminated like the wolves before us. The horrors of abuse are common in the human world but he courage of revolution if rare. Dogs don’t want the world. They just want their humans to love them.”&lt;br /&gt;“I know.” I sighed. “Even though part of me wants to kill all humans most of me just wants Joey get here fast and take me home.”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“That is the essence of being a dog. One night when my owner still lived we went out late at night to fetch some files he had forgotten at his office in the city. As we pulled off a rural road there was an old gas station with a pool of light spilling into the darkness. In the parking lot, dragging herself toward the light of the human’s building, was an old injured bitch. My owner pulled in to see if he could help and we both gasped at what we observed. She had been hit by a car and could only drag her paralyzed body an inch at a time toward the light. She must have been trying reach the building for hours, yet no human stopped to help her. Her fur was crawling with biting ants trying to eat her alive, impatient to beat the fleas and ticks that infested her out for the last few red blood cells still in her tired body. She had long misshapen teats from countless litters of puppies and her ribs stuck out like the rungs of a ladder. How she provided milk for any young is beyond me, but she must have done her best.&lt;br /&gt;Her ears had been cropped badly by a home job and the scar tissue surrounded the flesh where her protective flaps should have been. Her tail was also cropped and melted globs of proud flesh had healed badly and still oozed from the original infection when a rubber band had been placed there to kill her tail and make it fall off. She wore and old leather collar and although the unknown owners that had placed it there certainly were making no effort to find their missing dog suffering in plain sight, she still crawled toward the light and the comfort she stubbornly believed the humans inside would offer her. She could have laid down and died anywhere, but had dragged herself for days to find humans and get home.&lt;br /&gt;We took her to an emergency vet in the city where the doctor put her to sleep with the kind hand of my owner stroking her head and telling her it would all be over soon and she would be at peace in a better place. I often console myself knowing my owner has her to look after him in the better place until I can get there and take care of him.”&lt;br /&gt;“Its just the way things are.” He finished. “Now I’m an old dog and I need my sleep. We’ll talk more in the morning.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHAPTER 728&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                         CALIFORNIA IS A LONG WAY OFF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next day was Sunday and the shelter wasn’t open. We waited hours for the woman to show up and feed us and let us out to do our pressing business, but the sun was high in the sky and she still hadn’t shown her face.&lt;br /&gt;“Where is she?” I asked Learned.&lt;br /&gt;“We’re closed on Sundays. The woman comes in late. Sometimes there are volunteers to feed us, sometimes there aren’t. She’s a god-fearing woman and this is “the Lord’s Day” so she has to go to church to pray and be told how bad or good she’s been this week.” He answered.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“But isn’t it bad that she’s forgotten about us? Wouldn’t her god be angry with her for being so mean?” I implored in my ignorance.&lt;br /&gt;“Not this god. He would have along time ago but now they don’t pay much attention to what he says if it requires actions instead of just words. Besides, if he were real, he probably would get mad, but in this world only the law is real and if nobody cares to enforce it nothing ever changes.”&lt;br /&gt;“Then tell me about the law.” I was ready to learn the rest of the story and it would take my mind off my growling stomach and painful bladder.&lt;br /&gt;“Ah, the law.” Said Learned. “That’s the story I like best.” And he told me all he knew before we heard the woman’s truck arrive a long, long time later.&lt;br /&gt;“The law.” He began, “is complicated.”&lt;br /&gt;“First I have to explain whose law we live by. Our laws come from England and our country. Although different places treat us dogs differently, it’s the laws here and now we need to obey. I wish it was different. Once there was a Shogun in Japan, a far off land with fierce dogs, that loved dogs and treated them with the respect we deserve. He made something called “The Laws of Compassion” that made it illegal to not only mistreat or kill a dog but even ignoring your dog might be punishable by death. In his 36 years of power more than 200,000 people were either put to death or exiled for violating those laws.” He paused, as if savoring the possibilities before continuing. “Things have always  been quite different on our side of the world.”&lt;br /&gt;“Here dog laws have almost been exclusively for the benefit of humans and not about us dogs having our own rights at all. First off, you must understand that animals have no rights of their own. If an entire species of animal that is protected under some other law like The Endangered species Act is threatened, they might have the standing to be plaintiffs in a law suit brought by humans against humans29, but although there are many laws to protect dogs, there are none that allow dogs to sue humans.”&lt;br /&gt;“In the past, when the law was still separating from the rules of gods, animals were prosecuted in courts for crimes. There were animal courts where dogs might be tried for chasing livestock, or horses might be tried for not pulling a plow hard enough. Rats were tried under anti-vermin laws and even bed-bugs were tried for violations against humans. Solicitors were appointed to defend the animals and for awhile animals had better legal representation than most humans were afforded!30 But those were only trials of animals for crimes against humans. Humans were never tried for crimes against animals. Well, there was one exception. If a human had sexual contact with an animal both the human and the animals were tried side by side. Then they were executed together, even though it wasn’t the animals fault.”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“Finally things began to change just a few hundred years ago. Most of the laws were anti-cruelty laws enacted by the various state legislatures so by 1922 all states had some form of these laws. The laws protected animals but were meant to serve the needs of humans. Most laws were established to protect the moral principals and sensibilities of humans instead of the animals themselves. It was considered immoral and a nuisance to beat an animal in public and thereby expose other humans to the event. Judges repeatedly only enforced anti-cruelty laws because they saw those laws as a way to teach humans how they should treat each other. The act of harming an animal for no useful reason was seen to lead to the moral decay of all humans.”&lt;br /&gt;“The only Federal laws that apply to dogs are the Animal Welfare Act (AWA)31 and a few rules and regulations from the USDA relating to the breeding, sales, and transportation of dogs by licensed dealers. The AWA covers dogs used in research but not the average pet dog like you and I. The USDA rules cover breeding farms called “Puppy Mills” and the sales and transportation of those dogs in pet shops around the county. It seems strange that the USDA should govern such things since it was that very agency that gave farmers the money to start their breeding operations and still subsidizes those same farms. I told you the law was complicated, but maybe since it was the USDA’s fault they should be the ones to watch over the industry they created.”&lt;br /&gt;“The first laws that even treated dogs as more then property were modeled after the ones Henry Bergh32 helped write in 1867 for the State of New York that made it illegal to harm animals for the sake of the animals, and not just their owners. Most other states then followed New York’s lead.33 Although the laws now protected animals even from their owners, they were still grounded in the disapproval of public violence against animals because it upset humans and undermined their good characters. Most laws in the beginning were under state codes for moral decency and public order. The fines were non-existent or very low and jail time was unheard of.”&lt;br /&gt;“In recent years most states have moved their anti-cruelty laws into the criminal code, but although the punishments are increased, proving a violation is even harder than it was under the moral codes. For criminal prosecution the abuser’s state of mind when the crime occurred must be shown to be malicious, intentional, and deliberate. Also, as long as there is some justification or need for the abuse, it is not covered by the law.34 That’s what happened to the boarder collie. His owner was “justified” in beating and trying to drown him so there was no violation. Of course some judges see things differently, but it depends on their love for their own dogs, I guess”&lt;br /&gt;“Even though cruelty to dogs is now considered a crime, the penalties are often light and the laws are rarely enforced. Only about one percent of reported abusers are ever convicted and most abusers are never even reported due to the frustration of those trying to deal with enforcement agencies or the lack of compassion for the animals seen abused.35 “&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“I remember when my owner heard about some dead dogs being dumped on his friend’s property he went to check out the place where they had come from. He saw starving, sick, and abused  dogs and called the local animal control but they refused to go and check it out in clear violation of their own operating manual and state law. When forced to do so after repeated calls from several irate citizens they claimed all the animals were healthy and in good shape.  My owner didn’t give up and went to see the city manager with pictures of the dogs and complaints about the abusive treatment he had received from the animal control officers. He told the manager that he had been yelled at, cussed at, hung up on, and told to mind his own business on several occasions over the course of the event. My owner said as a tax payer he deserved respect and action from public employees. The Manager told him that personnel problems were none of my owners business and if he didn’t like the way things were done he could have “his damn nickel back!” and if he continued to complain the police would be called–on him! My owner, in his shock and frustration threw the pictures he had taken of the obviously starving dogs down the table in front of the manager and went to leave. The pictures changed everything. Although the city manager had refused to look at them before, once he saw the starved dogs and deformed, mal-nourished puppies he knew he had a problem that couldn’t be intimidated away.”&lt;br /&gt;“At this time a vet was required to examine the animals. The vet proclaimed them in excellent health and said he saw no problems whatsoever with their care. This vet had no office, no other clients but a few puppy mills like the one under investigation and the several animal control officers themselves, and had had his licence suspended in the past several times. On my owner’s demand a well respected vet was allowed to examine the animals. All showed signs of starvation and mal-nutrition. It was recommended that two of the animals be put down. These allegations were backed up by laboratory analysis of the dogs blood as well as a physical examination.”&lt;br /&gt;“That night my owner received threatening phone calls from the abused dogs’ owner. Confused as to how his identity was revealed, he found out in the morning that Animal Control had given his name and number out claiming it was necessary under “the freedom of information act.” Being a law student, he knew this was a lie, or at least a gross mis-understanding of the act.”&lt;br /&gt;“He then went and spoke before the county council. Many council members agreed that animal control was useless and had each had altercations with them personally. They were shocked at the “damn nickel” comment and promised to resolve the issue as soon as possible before any more dogs starved to death. In the mean time my owner was threatened with losing his part-time job for causing trouble down at city hall and he got several more threatening call from the negligent owner.”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“In the end, the dogs were monitored for a month and no criminal charges were ever filed against the owner nor any disciplinary charges against anyone from the county involved in the dispute. My owner gave up and although he was as strong and brave as any human on earth, he couldn’t take the disappointment of knowing his best efforts fell short of any meaningful action. He knew when he was a real lawyer things would be different but he never looked for trouble again and thus never found it.”&lt;br /&gt;“The laws of today are the best they have ever been. With the exception of Shogun Tsunayoshi in sixteenth century Japan! Punishments are getting tougher. Some states have even moved animal abuse to a felony status with fines of more than $5,000 and a year in jail36, but most still give offenders a slap on the wrist and allow them to go on abusing.”&lt;br /&gt;“Some notable exceptions are still on the books in some states. If a human has sexual contact with an animal they can be imprisoned for up to 20 years and pay fines up to $50,000!37 However, bashing a puppies brains in will still only get you 6 months in those same states. Clearly, the laws are not for the protection of the animals but for the humans’ moral good.”&lt;br /&gt;“Things are getting better every year though. Some day there might be a place like “California” but for today I’m just glad there are laws requiring shelters like this one to hold us for 5 days before we are sent to a better place. Under federal law all dogs must have a cage that measures at least the height and length of the dog + 6 inches squared and then divided by the square route of 144.38 I have no idea what that means but I guess what they want is a cage big enough for the dog to stand up in, turn around, and lie down.”&lt;br /&gt;“Where do they do their business?” I asked, puzzled that humans smart enough to figure out the space equation couldn’t figure out a dog has to do its’ business somewhere.&lt;br /&gt;“That’s not addressed. The cages must be cleaned ‘as often as necessary to comport with normal practices’ so I guess you do it where you are. We are entitled to food once a day and access to clean water for at least an hour a day. We are to be kept in temperate areas of 45-85 degrees but if left outside there are no such restrictions. If we are kept from the companionship of other dogs it is required that we receive ‘meaningful human contact once a day’ whatever that means. Of course none of these rules apply to home raised puppies like you and me. They are only for mass breeders and research facilities.”&lt;br /&gt;“So Honey, although there are many more laws I could tell you about I’m tired, hungry, and need to get outside and just can’t talk about it anymore for now. Hopefully you’ll find a good home soon and never have to think about such troubling things again. There’s no place like the California they talked of last night but maybe some day there will be”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“You’re right.” I agreed. “It’s a lot to take in. Where is the woman?” All the dogs were whining and barking now and if she didn’t come soon I worried the air in the kennel would soon become fouler than the usual ammonia laden stench. Then I heard the truck arrive.&lt;br /&gt;The woman threw a fit when she saw two of the dogs had escaped. She really didn’t care what happened to them, she was just worried she’d get in trouble when the Boarder Collies’ owner sobered up enough to come and claim him. She closed the little window so it wouldn’t happen again and although we would never do what they had done. Now what little fresh air there had been was shut out as we were shut in.&lt;br /&gt;After we all had a chance to go into the yard and eat our belated breakfasts we all began to settle down for our naps. Just as I had carefully circled 8 times before laying down, I heard the door to the kennel open and the woman walked straight to my cage. “Oh Honey, you lucky dog! A man’s coming to get you and take you to a farm!” She said enthusiastically&lt;br /&gt;A man? A farm? It was Joey! I knew he’d come just like he’d promised and take me back to the farm and my mother!! Oh! I was so excited and happy. Joey was coming to get me!&lt;br /&gt;“Did you hear that Learned?” I yapped. “Joey’s coming to take me home!”&lt;br /&gt;“That’s’ wonderful he replied with his huge old eyes lighting up with joy for the first time since I’d met him what seemed like a lifetime ago. “I never would have believed it, but you’re going home. I guess an old dog can learn new things!” He licked my face all over and even did a little happy dance with his massive front paws.&lt;br /&gt;A little while later the woman returned in the company of an old man. “That’s not Joey, or his father.” I whispered to Learned.&lt;br /&gt;“Maybe you’re a long way from home so they sent someone else to get you until they could get here themselves?” He whispered back.&lt;br /&gt;The man examined my from head to toe and then turned to the woman to ask her some questions about me. &lt;br /&gt;“You sure she ain’t spade? He asked. “And you’re sure she’s got papers? I ain’t taking no bitch is spayed or ain’t got papers. Don’t do me no good. Otherwise, she do jus’ fine.”&lt;br /&gt;“Yes, I’m sure. She’s only a year old and there’s no scar from any operations. And I have her papers right here. The owner that left her here also left her papers with her so she’d have a better chance of finding a good home. An AKC registered Golden Retriever--100% guaranteed.” They both laughed at that comment.&lt;br /&gt;I didn’t understand so I looked to Learned for direction. He was looking back at me with shear terror on his long face. “You have papers!” He bellowed.&lt;br /&gt;“Yes. I told you I was a registered purebred dog.” I replied, a little indignant he’d forgotten so fast.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“I didn’t know your stupid bitch of an owner had left them here with you! That’s not Joey. He doesn’t even know Joey! You have to make a run for it Honey!” he yelled at me.&lt;br /&gt;“I. . . . I don’t understand Learned. What are you so upset about?” I stammered.&lt;br /&gt;The man turned to the woman and told her to shut the damn mutts up so he could hear himself think. She yelled at us to be quiet and then turned her back on both of us but forgot to completely shut the door.&lt;br /&gt;“Here’s the ‘doption fee like I’s promised you and the extra $20 s’ for you calln’ me to tell me she’s here. She’s a fine one and I sure do ‘preciate your business.” He handed her some green paper.&lt;br /&gt;“Any time Mr. Bush. Its not like I make enough money around here cleaning up after these dogs.” Again they both laughed, but he laughter was cut short by the fur raising sound of Learned in full growl!&lt;br /&gt;He leaped at the cage door screaming at me the whole flight “Run Honey!! He’s not taking you home. He’s taking you to a puppy mill!!!” He slammed into the cage door which in turn slammed into the woman. She went flying onto the concreted isle landing squarely in Learned’s urine pool. I pushed past her and made a run for the front kennel door as I finally understood what Learned had been trying to tell me. Learned lunged for the man to knock him down while I made my escape but before he even made contact the man slowly and calmly reached in his coat and brought out a shiny metal object. All the dogs were barking and leaping at the fronts of their cages. The beagles were singing “Puppy Mill, Puppy mill run Honey Puppy Mill.” Other dogs were encouraging either me, or Learned, or both “Run Honey! Kill him Learned!”&lt;br /&gt;Suddenly there was a loud booming crack and then silence. Learned slumped to the floor inches from the man’s feet.&lt;br /&gt;“Shoot that fucking crazy dog again!” The woman yelled. “I hate his pissing in the isle and his stupid looks and its time he was out of here!”&lt;br /&gt;The man pointed the metal object at Learned’s head and made the loud sound two more times. The last thing Learned said was “Run Honey. I’m going to see my master now.” And he laid his massive head with his amazing brain down on the cold, hard concrete floor and closed his eyes for the last time.&lt;br /&gt;I tried to run, but here was nowhere to go. The kennel door was closed. I though of fighting, but it would do no good. The man would just kill me too. Although at that moment I would have welcomed going to the better place, I was just too well bred to fight back. I slowly inched backwards toward a corner and crouched down shivering in fear until I let lose some urine.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The man and the woman cornered me and slipped a nose around my neck. The last thing I saw as I was dragged out the kennel door was the woman looking down and Learned’s body and laughing.&lt;br /&gt;“Bye Mr. Bush,” She called to the man as he dragged me through the lobby. “Sorry about all the trouble but I ain’t sorry ‘bout the result!”&lt;br /&gt;“Its Ok.”  He replied. “My buddies Old Smith and Wesson know how to take care of dogs wut don’ know they place.” he laughed as we left the building and approached a broken down old truck. He shoved me into a metal crate on the back and although it was stifling in the summer sun I welcomed the pain because it took my mind off the far worse thought of what had just happened and what was yet to come.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CHAPTER 8&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       MOTHERHOOD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We arrived at my new home after dark. Although I couldn’t see where I was, there were no such restrictions on what I could smell. There was the now familiar orders of urine and mess, but magnified 100 times as awful as at the shelter. I smelled rotting flesh and stale, stagnant water.  There were smells unknown and smells I remembered from a long time ago. I smelled something dark and sinister I couldn’t identify and something else that made me shiver and feel all funny inside. And most off all, I smelled puppies. The smell was overwhelming and mixed in with all the other smells until the whole place seemed be swimming in puppies and death.&lt;br /&gt;I was taken from the truck and lifted into a small cramped cage that leaned unsteadily on tall stilt legs up against a large old wooden building. The walls and floor were made of some sort of wire that hurt my feet and trapped my toes. At one end I could make out a small platform of wood that was covered on the top and both sides. I went for this hiding place and barely fit inside it. I didn’t know if the total space equaled my height and length+6 squared divided by 12, but I knew I could barely stand or turn around. Barely-- but still able.  So turn around I did.&lt;br /&gt;As my eyes became accustomed to the dark I saw rows and rows of cages just like mine going down the side of the building in to the darkness. There was no sound, no barking and taunting like when I arrived at the shelter, but each cage contained a dog. Some had not only a dog,  but also a litter of puppies, all staring back at me with vacant, flat eyes.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Under each cage was a pile of mess that reached to the wire floor. It seemed that the dogs must mess in their cages and then it was eventually pushed through the wire floors and onto the ground beneath. That was the cleaning system. &lt;br /&gt;Attached to the walls of the cages were feed bowls and water bowls–all empty. By the looks of the dogs in the cages without puppies those bowls were rarely filled. The Mothers of the puppies looked better fed, but still had huge bald patches where their fur was missing and loose , grey-black wrinkled skin that hung off them with no underlying muscle to support it. I soon understood why.&lt;br /&gt;Within moments of my arrival I felt my skin begin to crawl and itch as a thousand fleas sought nourishment on my tender, well-fed flesh. I yelped and turned to bite and scratch at them, but the cage was too small for such contortions so I had to suffer the bites with no relief possible. There wasn’t much I could have done anyway. No matter how bad Susie had been, she had never allowed me to become infested with bugs. The thought of insects living on and feeding off my body made my stomach turn. I had heard of fleas, but I thought they were a barbaric reminder of another age. Even the shelter had been relatively flea free. For a few dollars and a second of their precious time any human could buy flea control that lasted effectively for moths. Not here. Even in the dark I could tell nobody was going to spend a penny more than they had to for the dogs.&lt;br /&gt;I just huddled in the small covered area of my cage itching from the fleas and waiting for sunrise when even more horrors would be revealed. Throughout the night I heard puppies nursing but never happy grunts of play or the comforting and reassuring sounds of a mother with her young. There was more feeding and more sleep in an endless cycle of bodily growth with no sounds of emotional or spiritual growth at all. I remembered the little white dog at the shelter Learned had said was a puppy mill dog. Now I understood. Learned! I felt so ashamed that I had forgotten about what he had tried to do for me and the price he had paid. If only I could have escaped before it was too late. But in that place I knew with certainty it was already too late for any hope.&lt;br /&gt;Joey wouldn’t come for me here. No one would. I was to live my life out in the little cage spitting out puppies until the day I went on to a better place. I had no hope and no future. I now understood why the other dogs acted as if they were already dead. In a way they were. They ate and eliminated and made more puppies for the humans but they were little more than plants and a cash crop for the owner to harvest every six months. I was so exhausted from the day’s events I fell asleep shortly before sunrise and dreamed of laying with my mother in the pen of my youth.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;There’s not much more I can say about those times. I ate, I drank, I slept. All else was the same day in and day out. There was no play, no exercise, and no hope of anything better. We never sat and talked like I had at the shelter. There was nothing to talk about. Our pasts didn’t matter and out futures were just like our presents. The puppies were born and eight weeks later they were taken away to be replaced by another litter as soon as possible. I had two litters of my own, but I never loved them. I knew I should have but it seemed useless. I hoped some of them would have grand lives with loving owners, and that was true, but mostly I resented them for keeping me alive and taking from me my health and spirit. If I had been spayed I never would have ended up there. It wasn’t the puppies fault, but I just had no love or life to give them. I was just a puppy making machine with no feelings or dreams to tell them about.&lt;br /&gt;I lost most of my golden coat and the few hairs that remained were dull and brittle. My muscles wasted away and before long my skin too had the black-grey appearance of all the others. It was from an infection the fleas carried from cage to cage as they ate our blood. I no longer felt the itch or burn from the parasites. I had become numb and insensitive to anything but hunger, thirst, and the need to breed when the time was right. My teats hung loosely from my body, stretched and deformed from puppies I could not wean nor escape. I was the perfect puppy mill bitch. Papered, well behaved, and fertile.&lt;br /&gt;I can’t dwell on this time of my life. I ashamed of the indignities I was forced to commit and my inability to love my own puppies. I watched as one dog after another finally gave up the ghost and went on to a better place and envied their release. The dead bodies were dumped in an open pit, left to rot as new fresh bitches took the cages in an endless cycle of death and rebirth that was only a parody of the outside world.&lt;br /&gt;In time my joints stiffened and ached with every waking moment. My ears became infected and my eyes and nose ran constantly from the myriad diseases brought in with the new dogs and not kept at bay from vaccinations or healthcare. It was all about money and keeping costs down and profits high. As long as we dogs could survive and produce puppies our needs were being met in the eyes of the owners and the law. I tried to remember all Learned had taught me about the law, but I couldn’t think of a thing being done to us that any law forbad. I was outside so temperature didn’t matter. My cage met the minimum size standards. I had visual contact with other dogs so didn’t need my ‘daily human contact’ and there was food and water supplied daily that served its purpose of keeping me alive. I hated humans and never wanted to be near one again. I knew that I might bite.&lt;br /&gt;One night, during a particularly bad storm, I huddled in the small sheltered area of my cage and waited to die. The winds were high and kept buffeting my cage back and forth until I vomited from the rolling motion. Suddenly a huge gust of wind pushed my cage all the way over and it came crashing down from its wobbly legs and smashed on the ground in the pile of a years worth of my messes. The wrenching motion broke the door free and it swung open. I was free. I could leave! But I just lay there trembling, unsure of what to do.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;My muscles were weak. Could I still run? Where would I go? Was there anywhere better than this, or could things get worse?  And then I realized, No, things could never be worse. At best I could escape and hide until I starved to death and was released from my torturous existence. I could go to a better place and see Runt, and Learned, and Boomer, and all the good dogs who had gone before me.&lt;br /&gt;I took my chance and ran. At first I had trouble making my legs move correctly, but little by little as when I was a puppy, I learned to walk again and even managed a small, staggering trot. I had no thoughts of helping the other dogs who watched me go in hopeless silence. What right had I to make them starve along side me? I would crawl off and die alone, but free, with no owner and no friends to tie me to this miserable life.&lt;br /&gt;So I ran. All night I ran until my weak and quivering legs gave out. I found a place for my final rest under a soft pine tree next to a wide shallow river. I crawled under the low hanging boughs and hid beneath the tree in the shelter of the needles and the surrounding rocks. I wondered if this was what it was like for my distant ancestors the wolves when they were old and left the pack to die. I decided it was and felt proud to die as a wolf before the humans made us their slaves. In the soft bed of fragrant pine needles I feel asleep for what I hoped would be the last time, free at last.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;     CHAPTER 9&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THINGS GET BETTER AFTER ALL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the morning a awoke to the smells of fresh air and clean water. I hadn’t smelled anything but death, mess, and puppies in so long at first I was startled by the clean air. I hadn’t the strength to rise, but I was glad I was still alive to have one last chance to smell the real world and see the bright clear sunshine rise over the late spring river. And strangest of all the fleas had left my body! I still itched like mad but at least I could finally scratch and roll in the pine needles for some relief,&lt;br /&gt;I was hungry but there was nothing I could do about that. My thirst however, could be satisfied quite nicely from the river. I rose with aching bones and raw, sore pads but managed to make it to the shore and quench my thirst. My legs were trembling from the previous nights exertion and at the most inopportune moment they gave out and I crashed in the water too weak to rise. I lay in the river with my head barely above the current and wondered if drowning was better than starving to death. As things turned out it was something I would never learn.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;As I felt my consciousness begin to drift off I heard the sounds of footsteps running through the nearby woods. I tried to rise and get back to my hiding place but I had no strength left in body and could only lay there and see what might come next. Suddenly a man appeared from the woods and almost ran by me without seeing me. At the last moment he did a double take and saw me laying in the river unable to move. I wished him gone. I didn’t want him near me. He would take me back to the puppy mill or sell me to some other place like a research laboratory. I had learned that humans were only interested in me if I made them money and I wanted no part of him or his world. I just wanted to die peacefully in freedom.&lt;br /&gt;He approached me cautiously. I’m sure he thought I was a dead dog washed up on the River’s shore. When only a few inches separated us he still hadn’t made up his mind whether I was alive or dead. Holding his breath and tensed to bolt he poked his foot out and gently nudged me. If I’d had the strength I would have sunk my teeth into his leg to the bone, but alas, all I could do was growl and lie there giving him dirty looks.&lt;br /&gt;When the sound of my growl reached him jumped back and yelled “Oh shit! I’m sorry old dog. I thought you were dead. Are you OK? Are you hurt boy? Here, let me help you.” And he dragged me from the river into the warm sun. “I don’t know what to do for you, but I’ll go get help and be right back.” He told me. I just kept growling at him to leave me alone, but he seemed oblivious to my threats. Then, much to my relief he turned and ran back into the woods faster than he had appeared. ‘Good riddance’, I though. He didn’t even know a boy dog from a girl, a lot of help he would have been! Besides, I didn’t want any help from humans or anything else. The sun felt warm on my aching muscles and bones and before long I fell asleep as my coat dried in light breeze.&lt;br /&gt;Some time later I heard the unmistakable sound of a car coming close to where I lay. Before long it came into sight from a small dirt track exiting the woods the man had run off into. The man and a woman were in it and they pulled up right next to me. Both jumped out of the car and ran to my side.39 I just growled.&lt;br /&gt;“See?” The man said. “I told you he was hurt and groaning.”&lt;br /&gt;“He’s a she and she isn’t groaning, she’s growling at us. She certainly doesn’t look well though. We have to get her in the car and to a vet as soon as possible.” She said while observing me from a safe distance.&lt;br /&gt;“OK, I’ll pick her up and put her in the car.” He made a move toward me.&lt;br /&gt;“Don! Wait. She’s growling at you. She might bite!”&lt;br /&gt;“No. She wont bite me. She’s just hurt and doesn’t know me. Besides, what choice do I have? Just leave her here to die?”&lt;br /&gt;‘Yes!’ I thought. ‘Just leave me here. I hate you humans. All of you, even if you seem nice, I know better.’&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;But the man reached down and scooped me up in his strong arms before gently placing me in the back of his station wagon.&lt;br /&gt;“You’re the big animal lover.” He said sarcastically to the woman. “I can’t believe you’d just leave this poor dog here.”&lt;br /&gt;“I didn’t say we should leave her. I just thought you should be careful so you don’t get bit. I’m not thrilled about bringing a strange sick animal into my house where she could infect my dog, but I’m willing to do it. I just don’t want to get bit for my efforts.”&lt;br /&gt;“She didn’t bite me.” He said as he jumped into the driver’s seat. “Come on! You said we had to hurry.”&lt;br /&gt;“I said as soon as possible. Its Sunday morning and I doubt we’ll find a vet that can see her until tomorrow. I don’t want to seem heartless, but are you going to pay for it? I can’t afford it. I’ll do what I can to help but I’m broke and Vets need cash on delivery.”&lt;br /&gt;“Don’t worry about it. I’ll pay. Just make her OK.” He drove as fast as he could but kept on eye on my comfort in the rear view mirror so as not to jolt me too much.&lt;br /&gt;We arrived at a house on the river just a few minutes later and they both came to the back of the car to get a closer look at me.&lt;br /&gt;“Go into my room and get me the dog thermometer out of the small white chest of drawers. Don’t let the dog out! I don’t want him in contact with her until we know more about what ails her. He went one way and she came closer to have a good look at me. &lt;br /&gt;“Are you going to bite me?” She asked in a reasonable voice. I hadn’t decided yet. So I just fixed her with a blank stare and keep up a low growling.”Uh huh. I see. Well, if I have to get up at 9:00am on a Sunday morning to look after your sorry ass you will just have to keep your teeth to yourself young lady.” And she deftly pulled a soft piece of rope out of her pocket and had my mouth tied shut before I knew what happened. At least she knew I was young and a lady, but damn she was fast with that rope! I decided not to growl anymore as she seemed to have my tricks well in hand while I had no idea what to expect of her.&lt;br /&gt;“Here it is” The man said as he ran back from the house with the thermometer in his outstretched hand.&lt;br /&gt;“The woman put it in the appropriate place and then began to check my body all over in minute detail, flexing every joint and pressing down on my now empty belly.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“Well, she doesn’t seem to have any broken bones or be in a lot of pain. Her temperature is normal. Her heart rate is a little high but that’s understandable under the circumstances. I don’t see any discharge that’s too bad or any signs of rabies. I don’t know. She might be Ok. Only the vet can tell for sure, but in the mean time she is filthy and infested with fleas and fungal infections. Even if it stresses her out I think I need to give her a medicated bath while we wait to see if a vet can be tracked down for an emergency. Can you lift her up and carry into my bathroom?”&lt;br /&gt;“Yeah, sure, but a bath? She’s hurt. Does it really matter if she’s clean and smells good?” he asked doubtfully.&lt;br /&gt;“You know the law. I know the dogs. Besides, she’s sleeping in your room. Do you want to smell her and share her bugs?  Don’t argue with and just get the dog inside.” She snapped back a little nastily. “I’m sorry. I’m just tired and grouchy and worried about what we’re supposed to do with her if she gets better.”&lt;br /&gt;“Maybe she’s lost and her owners are looking for her?” He asked hopefully.&lt;br /&gt;“This dog is in rotten shape. She’s been bred at least two times in the last year and looks 10 years older than she is. Her skin is rotting off and her ears are clogged with pus. She’s half starved and so weak I doubt she’s seen the outside of a cage in the last year either. Whomever owns her is not getting her back!” She snapped back at him, disgusted with his ignorance but already feeling guilty about being mean again.&lt;br /&gt;“Ok” he replied quietly, keeping a low profile like the males of all species quickly learn to do when faced with an irritated female.&lt;br /&gt;He lifted me out of the car and carried me up the steps and into the house where he gently slid me into a large bathtub. I was actually warming up to these humans. They seemed to really care and I no longer feared they would bring me back to Mr. Bush and his dog horror show. I stiffened my resolve to remain aloof though. I didn’t want to trust them.&lt;br /&gt;The woman began to bath me in soothing warm water and tingly shampoo that made the itching and crawling of my skin feel better almost instantly.&lt;br /&gt;“Here, you hold her while I go and get something for her to eat. She needs to soak in that medicated shampoo for at least 20 minutes and I don’t want her jumping out. She doesn’t have as many fleas as I thought. She did though. I wonder where they went? Maybe she slept under a Cedar tree and they all jumped off and ran away. Ha! Smart dog!”&lt;br /&gt;The man gently massaged the shampoo in to my skin and talked to me in calm low voice until the woman got back with something that smelled wonderful in a dog bowl.&lt;br /&gt;“What’s that?” he asked the woman trying to peer into the bowl.&lt;br /&gt;“Its your organic free range chicken broth with a little rice mixed in. I don’t know when the last time she ate was so this should give her some strength without upsetting her stomach.”&lt;br /&gt;“My what? That stuff costs $3 a pint! Can’t you just feed her dog food?” He gasped.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“No. I just told you why. You found her, you feed her. Look, I’m sorry I’m being so bitchy but this is a real problem you found this morning. I’m glad you cared enough to come and get me, but a dog is a huge responsibility and this one has been through hell. Its going to take a lot of work and money to make her right, and then the hardest part, trying to find her a good home,  starts.”&lt;br /&gt;“Can’t you keep her?” he asked.&lt;br /&gt;“No. I can’t afford the dog I have and I know two dogs is just one dog too many for me. What about you?”&lt;br /&gt;“I can’t keep her! I live in the city and work and have to travel and stuff.” He said defensively.&lt;br /&gt;“So? Lots of people have dogs and jobs. It helps them train for having children and jobs, I guess. You can afford her, you run almost every day, and you could use the company when you’re up all night working alone in your office.” &lt;br /&gt;“I just can’t have a dog.”40 He answered, although he couldn’t really say why. “You can just keep her until I find her a home then?” He asked hopefully.&lt;br /&gt;“Nope. That dog in the other room was a keep-til-he finds-a-home-dog. That was 10 years and many thousands of dollars ago. I’m not keeping her. I feel bad for her, but I can’t take in every dog some other idiot brings into the world and I don’t know anyone in the market for a Golden Retriever.”&lt;br /&gt;“Is that what she is? A Golden Retriever. I like that. Can we call her Goldie?”  He asked.&lt;br /&gt;“Sure. You can call her whatever you want. She’s a purebred Golden all right. I’ll bet she’s escaped from a puppy mill or something. Must be close because she’s too weak to run far.”&lt;br /&gt;“What’s a puppy mill?” He asked. So she told him. Since I already knew, I just drifted off in to the luxurious feelings of the warm bath , gentle massaging, and fragrant broth I was lapping up now that they had removed my muzzle. I hated to admit it, but I liked these two humans. He was kind and she was knowledgeable. She was also clever. I could see how she was trying to move him toward keeping me. First she let him name me. That’s always a mistake if you don’t want to get attached to something. Then, every time he said we, she changed it to you. Without him noticing he was starting to think of me as ‘his dog’.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;It was working on me too. Without noticing it my tail had begun to betray me and was wagging slowly and traitorously behind me in the water. As the medicated shampoo was worked deep into my ears I could hear clearly for the first time in months. At last they rinsed me off and vigorously towel dried me until I no longer felt the need to shake myself dry. As a final touch the woman gave the man a hair dryer and told him to blow all my coat dry so I didn’t get a chill. He let the warm air dry my fur until I fell asleep with my head in his lap. Right before my eyes closed I saw the woman peeking in with a satisfied look on her face, knowing he couldn’t abandon me now. But you never know with humans.&lt;br /&gt;I woke up some time later lying on a soft bed with a bowl of fresh water and more broth nearby. I could hear the two humans downstairs arguing over me again. He wanted to take me to the shelter and she was telling him that was the worst place for me. She kept explaining to him I might end up in a puppy mill again, or that I would be put to sleep because nobody would want a dog that looked as rough as I did.&lt;br /&gt;“I’ll keep her here then!” He yelled.&lt;br /&gt;“Here? You only live here a few days a week. Soon you won’t even be doing that. I’m not saying you have to keep her at all, but I just want you realize that any decisions you make have consequences–all bad. I can’t keep her. Whether you call it’ you keeping her here’ or not–its still me doing all the work and having to pay for her when you forget about us.” She said honestly.&lt;br /&gt;“But I’ll pay you. How much to keep her a month? $100?” He asked, as if money could solve everything.&lt;br /&gt;“It will cost you at least $300 a month plus vet expenses. That’s the going rate with a steep discount for a sick dog and even then I don’t really have the time to give her what she needs.”&lt;br /&gt;“Fine.” He said.&lt;br /&gt;“Fine? You’ll pay her board and expenses forever? She’s a young dog.” She cautioned.&lt;br /&gt;“No, I’ll pay for her until we find her a home. A couple of months to a year at most” He countered.&lt;br /&gt;“No. I’m not going to be able to make these hard decisions any better after knowing her for a year them I can now. In the end I get stuck with the dog for life and you move on. You take her with you when you leave on Tuesday and do whatever you want, but leave me out of it. You found her, you keep her.” &lt;br /&gt;“Damn it Jane! I’m not taking her with me. You can’t make me keep her.”&lt;br /&gt;“I’m not making you keep her. I’m just refusing to keep her. Its your decision.” She said with a tone that meant there would be no more discussion.&lt;br /&gt;“Look, I have to go to work for awhile. We’ll talk about this later. Did you find a vet?”&lt;br /&gt;“No.’  She answered. “I called but the soonest I can get some one to see her is tomorrow afternoon. I think she’s Ok and its not an emergency so that will work.”&lt;br /&gt;“Then why can’t she walk or anything?” He asked with skepticism.&lt;br /&gt;“I think she is just weak and exhausted. If she doesn’t seem any better when you get home tonight and take her out to go to the bathroom I’ll take her in the morning as an emergency visit. Ok?”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;“Yeah, that’s fine. We’ll see what happens.”&lt;br /&gt;And then I heard the door shut. I fell back to sleep for a few more hours only to be awakened by the man’s return sometime after dark. He saw I was awake and encouraged me to drink all the broth and some water. Then he coaxed me up and carried me outside. I was feeling much better, but my legs were still sore and I could barely stand or walk. I wobbled around until I found a spot to do my business and although I still didn’t trust the man, I had no choice but to return to him for a ride back up to my bed. I couldn’t out run him and I had nowhere to run to.&lt;br /&gt;I curled back up on my bed and watched him carefully. He didn’t seem like a bad man. He was lawyer, like Learned’s owner had been. Did that make him a good man I could trust? Were all lawyers kind and honest and pure? Maybe, but Joey and Susie had seemed kind too. As I watched him lie in bed reading I fell asleep.&lt;br /&gt;I awoke with a start sometime much later to the sounds of moaning and screaming. The man was asleep, but not peacefully. He was tossing and turning and wailing in his sleep like monsters were chasing him and he couldn’t seem to wake up. I had to help him. I couldn’t stop myself–I was a dog. I lifted myself up from my bed and limped over to his. Although it made every bone and muscle in my body scream in protest louder then he was screaming in sleep, I managed to pull myself up onto the bed and lay down next to him and put my head on his chest. He woke with a start, but when he saw he wasn’t alone in the dark to defend himself against his personal demons he put his arm around me and fell back to sleep. I drifted in and out of sleep myself most of the night but he didn’t awaken again and seemed to rest easy until morning. He needed me and I needed him, but would he dump me at the shelter like the others had?&lt;br /&gt;In the morning he took me outside again after feeding me more broth–this time with some soft dog food mixed in. The woman came out and talked to him as he patiently walked me slowly around the yard.&lt;br /&gt;“I thought of somewhere else she could go.” She said. “There are rescue organizations for Golden Retrievers. You can look some up on the internet at work and see if they can take her.”&lt;br /&gt;“Yeah. I’ll do that. Will they take good care of her?” He seemed a little less anxious to get rid of me.&lt;br /&gt;“I don’t know. It’s a much better fate than our other choices though. We will have to check them out before we turn her over though. And you’ll have to write some sort of contract that can be enforced in case we have to rescue her again.”&lt;br /&gt;“Ok. What time are we taking her to the vet?” He asked.&lt;br /&gt;“I got an appointment for 5:30. Meet me at the vet up near the light next to Wal-mart. I’ll come home and pick her up.”&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I walked back to my room all by myself and although I felt much better, I still slept all day until the woman came and got me for my doctors appointment that afternoon.&lt;br /&gt;When it was our turn to see the vet I was a little nervous. I hated getting shots and all the other intrusive indignities, but I was curious about my health too. Was it just the day before I tried to lay down and die? Would it have worked?&lt;br /&gt;The man and the woman both came into the office with me. They told the vet where they had found me and how weak I had been. The vet just kept making sympathetic sounds and shaking his head no as he examined me from nose to tail.&lt;br /&gt;“I know where this dog came from” He said. “The man that runs the local puppy mill called this morning saying he lost a young bitch during the storm the other night.”&lt;br /&gt;“Really?” My man said brightly. “So we know who she belongs to and we can take her back to her real owners?”&lt;br /&gt;The other two humans just glared at him.&lt;br /&gt;“You don’t want to take her back there.” The vet said. “Its like a POW camp for dogs. If it wasn’t legal, and mean barely legal, I would have had that place shut down long ago. Mr. Bush, the owner, follows all the legal rules and regulations in the cheapest manner he can. This dog if a good example of the tragedy of puppy mills. Her skin is in horrible shape, her teeth and infected, her body condition is unbelievable, and its amazing she can even walk. I wouldn’t be surprised if she hasn’t placed a foot on the ground in years until a few nights ago. That’s why its so hard for her to walk. But she’s a good strong dog and I think she’ll be Ok. I don’t think she has any contagious diseases so its Ok if she plays with your dog and I wouldn’t be surprised if she made a full recovery.”&lt;br /&gt;“But if she belongs to Mr. Bush, we have to give her back.  She’s his property” My man said.&lt;br /&gt;“She’s not going back there!” The woman yelled.&lt;br /&gt;“Calm down” said the vet. “He’s right. The law says she has to go back, but I think if you saw the place you might find a way to pretend you don’t know that. I’ll give you the address and you go look around. If you still want to take her back I can’t stop you.”&lt;br /&gt;I knew humans couldn’t be trusted! He wanted to take me back to Mr. Bush. The woman didn’t want to do that, but she refused to keep me because I was too much work and too much trouble. All they had done was make me better so I could go back to hell for another year or two before I died anyway. As they left the vet with me I refused to make any eye contact with either of them and wouldn’t eat my dinner when we got back to the house. The man dropped the woman and I off and drove away. I went back to my bed and waited to find out when they would return me to my personal prison.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;About an hour after the man had left, he returned. He ran upstairs and threw his arms around me and cried into my neck.&lt;br /&gt;“I’m so sorry.”  He sobbed. “I didn’t know. I just didn’t know. How could you live like that? How could a human being treat a dog, or any living animal like that?! I’ll keep you. I’ll make sure you never go into a place like that again. Poor, poor Goldie.”&lt;br /&gt;“What’s wrong?” The woman asked as she climbed the stairs.&lt;br /&gt;“I went to the puppy mill. I can’t believe I suggested we bring her back there. It was awful. Dogs in tiny little cages, piles of shit all over the place, puppies everywhere, and even some dead dogs laying in a ditch.”&lt;br /&gt;“I’m sorry you had to see that, but now you understand why we couldn’t give her back?” The woman asked.&lt;br /&gt;“Give her back!?” He snapped. “I want to shut that place down! I can’t believe that’s legal. And if it is, it shouldn’t be. I’m calling my friend at the USDA and getting that place inspected now. If they pass it I’m going to. . . . I don’t know, but I have to do something!”&lt;br /&gt;“I know. Its frustrating. The easiest way to shut down puppy mills is to get people to stop buying dogs from pet shops, but although its been public knowledge what those places are like for decades, people keep buying puppies so they keep operating those places to meet the demand.”&lt;br /&gt;“Well, I’m not letting anything like that happen to Goldie again. She’s coming home with me. I’ll learn to adjust.”&lt;br /&gt;He sounded resolute, but would he change his mind the next day? Or the one after that?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  CHAPTER 10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MY NEW LIFE&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My man didn’t change his mind. Now I live in the city with him and I know I can trust him. He always takes me for a run, even when he’s tired from working late and he never talks of getting rid of me even when I bug him for more attention then he has time for.&lt;br /&gt;He’s a lawyer, so like Learned I am learning a lot about the law. So is he! He’s still trying to get the laws changed to make puppy mills illegal and he donates a lot of his free time to helping animal welfare organizations get the laws changed everywhere. Sometimes I worry that he hasn’t thought about what would happen to me if he died, but he’s a very good lawyer and his friends and family all love me too so I don’t think I will end up like poor old Learned did.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;One day we were hanging out at a park playing frisbee before our run and a young man came over to talk to my man.&lt;br /&gt;“Hi,” He said. “That
